chris gees

The sun
  • Chris: you know my dick has a lot in common with the sun
  • Victor: why? Because nobody likes to look directly at it?
  • Yuuri: because it gives people cancer?
  • Phichit: it rises at the crack of dawn?
  • Michele: it disappears at night?
  • Seung: direct exposure to it often leads to nasty sunburns?
  • Yurio: it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?
  • Otabek: nobody will ever touch it?
  • Chris: gee thanks you guys! You're all such supportive friends!
  • Victor: we try
  • Everyone: *grunting in agreement*
The worst thing one person can to do another - besides eat them, of course - is to reduce their identity to being only half of something. When someone is treated as half of or less than half of one identity, they’re not being treated like a human at all. Everyone should have the right to individuality.
—  Gretel, in “Land of Stories: Grimm Warning” by Chris Colfer. (Gee, I wonder what inspired him to write that. Kinda interesting that he chose such a drastic end to that story…)
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*NSYNC - Bee Gees Medley (Lonely Nights/How Can You Mend a Broken Heart/How Deep Is Your Love/Stayin’ Alive) (Live at the 2003 Grammys)

OPB: Bee Gees

My love for *NSYNC knows no bounds, this was their last televised performance as a group before disbanding in 2003

So Kiss Me

Summary: Darren and Chris have been sort of together for a while now: always more than friends but never labeling anything. When Chris drags Darren out to the middle of California for a party, Darren is determined to make him and Chris official.

Rating:
PG

A/N: Unbetaed silliness! Chris is one of those people who always breaks out into song anytime someone says something that reminds him of a lyric. Also, warnings for Chris being OOC and hipster and loosey goosey and very silly.

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