chris demarias

Who To Fight From Rooster Teeth
  • Gus Sorola: Dude fuck no do NOT fight Gus. Do you not know of his hatred for people who are not Esther? Gus will murder you with no second thoughts or regrets. Don’t fight Gus.
  • Barbara Dunkelman: Wtf why would you fight the cute Canadian girl thats a total babe? Unless you hate puns. If you hate puns then fight Barbara.
  • Chris Demarias: Absolutely fight Chris. You’ll win. There is no way you can lose to the lil scrawny LOTR loving nerd. But you’ll probably feel a bit bad about it.
  • Burnie Burns: I highly recommend not fighting Burnie. Do you see all that anger he emits when he is Church? Think about all that aggression as a punch to the face. You don't want that. Plus, Burnie's been gaining some muscle lately. It's a bad idea.
  • Kerry Shawcross: Don’t fight Kerry. I mean, there’s no question of if you’ll win or not, cause you definitely will, but who in the world would want to hurt such a sweet smiling little baby? Don’t be an asshole.
  • Miles Luna: ABSOLUTELY FIGHT THE SHIT OUT OF MILES. Punch him in the face. Once for every time he’s made us cry or made us feel emotion in our cold, dark hearts. You may or may not win but it’ll be worth it.
  • Blaine Gibson: You could take this 2 ways. Absolutely most definitely fight Blaine or run the fuck away. On one hand you could punch the dick of RT, but you would get murdered right after, and on the other hand, you’ll live to see another day. Your choice.
  • Arryn Zech: Don’t fight Arryn. You’ll probably win but you’ll look like the biggest dick in the whole universe. Just don’t do it.
  • Joel Heyman: Fight Joel. Say something about gold and he’ll go on a rant. While he’s distracted, absolutely whale the shit outta him. It'll be funny. Does he deserve it? We can think about that later.
  • Matt Hullum: Don’t fight Matt. He’ll fire you. You don’t want that, now do you?
  • Jordan Cwierz: Fight Jordan. Do it. He’ll probably turn it into an animated adventure. Of course, somehow he’ll do it without animating himself. But you’ll get blue stick arms, how awesome.
  • Adam Ellis: DO NOT FIGHT ADAM ELLIS. Not only is he the sweetest baby man ever, but he is also the biggest, largest, scariest looking man too. He will probably murder you. But he’ll feel bad about it.
  • Monty Oum: You can try? I mean, Monty would either kick your ass in 0.5 seconds and go back to work or ignore you altogether and just keep working.
  • Jon Risinger: Don’t fight Jon. The poor guy already has had enough. I mean, he can’t smell, can’t eat gluten, and has Kallmann’s. Don’t pile more onto his plate.