chris dant

  • Jill: This looks like the place.
  • Jill: [opens the door to Devil May Cry]
  • Dante: [sitting at the desk pretending to read a magazine] If you're looking for a bathroom, it's in the back.
  • Chris: I take it you're Dante.
  • Dante: Well if it isn't Chris Redfield and Jill Valentine. If I'd known I was meeting celebrities today, I would have dressed up. To what do I owe the honor?
  • Chris: We're having a hard time locating Wesker. I figured since your brother is affiliated with him, you might know something.
  • Dante: Wish I could help, but I haven't heard much from either of them since the wedding. You know how newlyweds are.
  • Jill: Wait, what? You mean Wesker and Vergil got married?
  • Dante: Affirmative. About two weeks ago.
  • Chris: And you're absolutely sure about that?
  • Dante: [pulls out a sheet of paper and lays it on the desk facing them]
  • Dante: I got ordained to spare any unwitting humans from having to deal with those two. Can't get much more sure than that.
  • Chris: [looks at Jill]
  • Jill: [rolls eyes, reaches into pocket, hands over $20]
  • Jill: What can I say? You called it.
  • Dante: What, that Wesker is gay?
  • Chris: No, that if he ever got married it would be to a literal demon.

Chris Dant Grandview, Ohio

I see Chris infrequently but it’s always a pleasure. He is a great example of an adult that still rides because he genuinely enjoys it. Scootering is at a strange point where anyone over twenty is a pioneer of age. If you compare it to the spans of skateboarders time, many are professional until around forty. Commitment and taking care of your body seems to be it, and I am sure my generation of peers will do fine.

I maybe shouldn’t, but I want an IOS Anarmonia.

Purely for the opportunity to make him into a wicked fan-art DMC Dante doll.

White wig, blue eyes, simple face-up, black & red outfit…

I so want to do it now. But, Anarmonia is not only 80cm tall (approx), he is also over £500. There is no way I can justify a doll at that price. Making a hybrid, by matching resin, might work and could be cheaper. The head is under £150, blank. I could try the face-up myself; doesn’t need to be too fancy.

IOS Bel Canto could do for the DMC5 Dante, but I want DMC4 or earlier. I didn’t agree with the changes for #5. But, there’s Anarmonia, or Shadow. No, Shadow looks a little too forlorn. Anarmonia has that arrogance…

Might be a project for next year. This year is about Alex and my MK Cris…

This week on “Parallels of the Dangerous and Problematic”...

I will never get tired of seeing the things these two have in common.

This week: Stalking up to opponents. Even if Vergil’s is more of a casual stroll than Albert’s.


I am the way into the city of woe,
I am the way into eternal pain,
I am the way to go among the lost.

Justice caused my high architect to move,
Divine omnipotence created me,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.

Before me there were no created things
But those that last forever—as do I.
Abandon all hope you who enter here.”
       ― Dante Alighieri, Inferno