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GOT7 working at McDonalds

Jackson: cashier. hates his job but gives 110% in everything he does. gets in trouble for letting kids pick out what toy comes with their kids meal, and if the kid is really cute he gives them two. doesn’t believe in charging senior citizens so the old women who come in love him because he always gives them something free off the menu. does bad impressions for customers. one time a couple got into a fight in front of him while ordering and he gave them counseling for 5 minutes. they ended up breaking up and the girl came back and asked him out. started crying when mark accidentally got punched by a customer.

Jaebum: assistant manager. (but might as well be the manager because the real manager is either A.) napping in the back or B.) doesn’t come in at all.) has only been working there for 4 months but everyone is so incompetent he shot up the work chain. knows jackson is giving away food but the last time he tried to stop him one of the old ladies ‘accidentally’ tripped him with their cane. takes chicken nuggets home with him and then blames yugyeom for the shortage. he knows its not real chicken but hey! hes on a budget damn it! waited a good 5 minutes before finally stopping jinyoung from assaulting a customer. secretly applied for the manager position at gap and waiting for their call.

Mark: custodian/busboy. gets in trouble for listening to music while busing the tables. doesn’t really mind his job because of the free food and his fast metabolism. gets hit on by nearly every person that comes in but never hears any of it because of his earphones. carpools with jinyoung ever since he nearly got ran over in the parking lot when he used his skateboard to get to work. almost missed the fight between jinyoung and a customer and incidentally got punched in the commotion. threw up after a kid threw up in front of him, jaebum made him clean up both pukes.

Bambam: drive thru. hates his job but hey, these Salvatore Ferragamo shoes won’t pay for themselves! had to work drive thru because he will be damned if he’s going to risk a grease burn over some fries. dabs to the music customers have playing in their cars. says “oh shit man! turn that up!” about 5x a day. has been shared on twitter A LOT. mocks jaebum’s chin when he gets in trouble. got caught by jaebum giving a girl his number and free fries. the girl came back around asking for jb’s number and he shut the window in her face. caught the video of mark getting punched and posted it on twitter.

Youngjae: cashier. employee of the month every other month because Jackson can’t be it all the time. gets picked up from his shift by his older cousin. nearly dropped kicked yugyeom once for flirting with her. women and dog lovers love him. he gets tipped nearly every day but never tells anyone. he’s collected more than 500 in tips alone. sees kids ask for a water cup and get soda but says nothing. threw a tray at the guys head when he accidentally punched mark. is lowkey addicted to the hashbrowns but jaebum doesn’t say anything cause youngjae threatened to tell yugyeom who has really been taking the chicken nuggets.

Jinyoung: drive thru cashier. used to be a cashier for the front counter but a rude customer smacked a drink out of his hand and he jumped across the counter and almost caught a case. only got this job because his dad insisted he build a work ethic. “Hi, can I have a McFlurry?” “I’m sorry our machine is broken.” “Hi, can I have a pancake platter?” “Sorry we stop serving breakfast at 10.” “but your menu says all day?” “did i fucking stutter? who’s gonna serve you, the menu or me?”  once had a woman ask him for a three layer burrito and he threw his headset out of the window. 

Yugyeom: fry cook. accidentally deep fried his phone once. talks shit about jaebum’s bum lip when he gets in trouble. sneaks in paper with a link to his dance videos into bags. whipped out his phone and yelled ‘WORLD STAR’ when jinyoung fought that guy. only started working at that mcdonalds cause chris brown got a big mac from there in 2014. his friends always come to visit him at work and it annoys the shit out of jaebum so he insists they visit him at least once a week. tries to get his schedule as close as a match to Youngjae’s so he can check out his cousin. puts videos of bambam getting rejected at the window on snapchat.

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GOT7 Invited To The Cookout

When they arrived, they were automatically lit just like they said they would be. you were surprised, because you thought they that would be scared to show their true colors in front of all these people.

“y/n!” they hopped out of the truck and ran over to you.

they pulled you in the center and group hugged you in front of everyone. “stop embarrassing me!” you shouted.

you backed away from them and fixed your clothes. then, you checked out each of their outfits. they looked good, so you told them which only gassed them up.

a few minutes later, everyone except yugyeom was spread out talking to your people. he was kind of shy so he decided to stick around with you.

“this is my song.” his eyes widened when a Chris brown song started to play.

“then dance. my cousins would love it if you showed their uncoordinated asses how to dance.” you started to call for your cousins to come over.

“no no no no!” he semi whispered to you and when they started to come over, he froze.

“yeah?” they said in unison.

“take him…and dance. he said this is his song and don’t y'all like this song?” you asked them.

“you know we do cuz!” one of them started dancing…off beat.

yugyeom held in his laughter and looked down at you. “you were right.” he said in korean causing the several young kids in front of you to freak.

“what did he just say?”

“he said that you all look cool.” you lied.

“alright tall asian guy, come show us what you got.” they took him away.

“alright…” you said to yourself. you scanned the huge crowd of people in your backyard until you spotted jackson and mark going into your house. you decided to quietly follow behind them and see what they were up to.

once they got to the kitchen, they stopped. “i’m so hungry. you think y/n’s got any snacks?” jackson asked mark.

“you know her fat ass has snacks!” mark nudged him and looked around until he spotted you.

“pstt.” he signaled for jackson to turn around and once he did, his jaw drooped. “you didn’t hear that did you?”

“i did.” you pretended to cry.

“oh noo…! we’re sorry.” mark ran over to you and pulled you into a hug, jackson quickly following.

“fuck off!” you pushed them off of you and covered your laughing face. “and you’re at a cookout! why the hell are y'all looking for snacks?!”

“we haven’t eaten in hours.” jackson pouted.

you shook your head and told them to follow you to your room where you hid your snacks. “don’t tell the others about this or i’ll kill you both.”

“yeah yeah yeah..” mark said with a mouth full of chips.

“i love you y/n. you keep me fed girl.” jackson bit his honey bun and pretended to wipe a fake tear.

“hey i love her to!” mark scoffed at jackson.

“there’s enough of me to go around.” you stuck out your tongue and stood up. “let’s go…the boys must be looking for us by now.”

the three of you exited the house and went back to doing random things with random people in your backyard. that is until, you saw bambam and left them for him. he was being lit with the elder people.

“what’s that? ain’t that thing the dab?” your half drunk uncle asked him.

“yes! can you do it?!” bam asked him, almost falling out of his seat.

he got up just in time to dab when the beat dropped, earning him an audience. mostly everyone except those who were tending to the grills and the women in the kitchen.

“what the hell.” jaebum said while he and jinyoung stood on each side of you.

“i know, now he’s got my whole family dabbing. shit we’re probably gonna take a family picture where everyone has to be dabbing in it now.” you face palmed yourself since what you said wasn’t a joke and most likely a fact.

you walked away from the crowd looked around for youngjae. he had greeted you when he first got here but that was the last time you saw him. you were getting a little worried until you found him.

he was at the cotton candy machine with one of your aunts that went to church everyday of the week even if it wasn’t open, singing along to a gospel song that you had no idea he knew with her.

“y/n why didn’t you tell me you had friends that could sing? his voice…is soulful.” she placed her hand on his shoulder and complimented him a thousand times on his voice. he damn sure needed them, his self esteem was so damn low.

“hello to you to a/n.” you hugged her and took a cotton candy stick from the cart. “i was just checking on you jae.”

“alright thanks for caring about me y/n, i love you.” he hugged you and kissed the top of your head.

“oohh imma tell your momma! you get down like that?” your aunt put her hand on her hip and smirked at youngjae and you.

“it’s not what it looks like..seriously. it’s always like this…with all of them cause i’m like their little sister.” you defended yourself.

“she’s right.” youngjae said while he put his hand on top of your head.

“mhmm.” she said while squinting her eyes, she wasn’t gonna believe you.

then, she pulled her phone out and turned to another gospel song. “you know this one baby?” she put the phone close to youngjae’s ear.

“yes ma'am.” he said right before he started singing the song.

it was your cue to go.

“yugy yummy!” you shouted over at the ‘tall asian guy’ who seemed to be more comfortable around your cousins than he was earlier.

he high fived every single kid which took about two minutes before coming over to you.

“yeah?” he put his hands on his hips and looked down at you.

“you’re having fun?” you asked him.

“yeah, thanks for pushing me out of my comfort zone.” he lifted one side of your hair up and let it fall which made you giggle.

“your comfort zone? what comfort zone did i push you out of?” you asked.

“you know…i like being under you.” he swayed from side to side, something he always did when he got tired of standing.

“the food is ready!” someone yelled.

you grabbed yugyeom’s hand and rushed past people to the food. “you’re that hungry?” he asked.

“no but you’ll thank me for this later.” with as many cookouts that you’ve been to, you knew that when the food was ready, you had to go. if you weren’t quick enough, something good would be gone.

after you fixed both yugyeom’s and your plate, you headed to your room where you told the others to meet you.

“y/n there was no more soda.” bambam frowned.

“yeah, seriously those people know how to drink.” jaebum shook his head.

“i’m thirsty!” jackson exclaimed.

“alright i’ll be back, and don’t touch my food.”

you went to the kitchen and took out a kool-aid packet and sugar. you grabbed a pitcher from the cabinet and did what you usually did. you were the one who made the kool-aid at dinner time cause yours was the best. hopefully, the boys would like it.

“y/n..” yugyeom’s shy voice replaced the silence.

“ye-” you paused when he wrapped his arms around your waist and pulled himself closer to you. “yugyeom…what are you doing?”

“shh.” he rested his chin on your shoulder and closed his eyes. “just continue doing what you were doing.”

you were froze, still processing what was going on. it took you about a whole minute to realize that you weren’t dreaming and that this was really happening. he wasn’t moving, the only time he moved was when he tightened his grip on you.

“you’re weird yugyeom.” you continued stirring.

“i’m weird for liking you?” he basically confessed.

“what? you like me? is this a joke? are y'all playing truth or dare or something?” you put the cap on the pitcher and wiggled out of his hold.

“no…why would i joke around and say that i like you y/n? i…really like you.” you grabbed eight plastic cups and handed yugyeom the pitcher.

“alright..since when?” you asked.

“i’m not saying all of that until you tell me how you feel about me.” he bit down on his lip, hoping that you would say that you like him too.

you took in a deep breath. now was your turn to confess. it couldn’t be too weird now…since he feels the same way.

“i like you too.” you finally said it.

yugyeom looked down and attempted to hide his broad smile. he must’ve forgotten that you were shorter than him, so you saw all of his blushing when you looked up.

“did you tell her?” you heard jinyoung ‘quietly’ ask yugyeom which made your jaw drop.

“y'all knew?” you pointed between yugyeom and you.

“i mean..y'all are fucking obvious.” mark said.

“yugyeom was literally staring at your ass the other day and you knew it but you didn’t say anything becau-”

“yeah okay anyways i brought something to drink!” you cut jackson off.

you handed everyone a cup and poured them their drinks, including yourself. you sat between yugyeom and youngjae while they chugged their drinks down..well all of them did.

“y/n tell me what this is so i can buy it and drink it for the rest of my life.” jinyoung said while he moaned into his cup.

“this is so sweet and you know i love my sugar y/n what is this?!” bambam added on to jinyoung’s question.

“it’s called kool-aid and i made it.” you said with pride.

“no you didn’t. you can’t even make a sandwich.” jaebum laughed…by himself.

“why are you like this hyung?” yugyeom asked him.

“hmm this’ll be your last time drinking it jaebum. i was gonna bring some to the dorm faithfully but you fucked it up.” you shrugged.

“fuck!” mark cursed and slammed his hand on the floor. everyone else but jaebum followed.

“okay okay im sorry. y/n please bring your sweet juices to dee dorm faithfully.” he apologized and bowed down before you.

“alright peasant.” you giggled.

the eight of you finished up your food and drinks then, headed back outside to enjoy the last hour of the cookout.

in overall the boys had fun and found their new favorite drink thanks to you. you and yugyeom started dating. and bambam is still dabbing.

not to start this discourse but literally every single person in the house has said or done problematic shit none of them are perfect except for ika and sindy. lets not crucify one (1) person when they all aren’t shit except for these two

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AMBW dating Got7💕🍫- Yugyeom
Dating Yugyeom would be rlly fun. U two would always be doing something whether it’s going out to eat, or just taking walks at night. You both love dancing and love it even more when u practice dancing together. Even though he seems like a giant next to u, u still treat him like the cutest innocent baby tht he is (until he starts dancing to some Chris brown)

GOT7 react to their s/o who can dance burlesque

Mark - “Wow! ME LIKEY!” and takes you into your shared bedroom for one on one show

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Jaebum - “If that’s the welcoming I get every time I come home, then you can burlesque any time you want!”

Originally posted by justrightforjb


Jinyoung - *wide eyes* “Am I in the wrong house?” “Does Y/N live here?” 

Originally posted by the-princejinyoung


Jackson - “OH MY GOD! THIS IS NOT HEALTHY FOR MY SHIMKOONG! BUT HOT FREAKING DAMN!”

Originally posted by soakedinyoonbum


Youngjae - SHOOK AF, but is secretly excited for what’s about to happen

Originally posted by yjarssunshine


Bambam - “OOO TO THE FUCKING LA LA!” 

Originally posted by tanjhent


Yugyeom - starts playing Chris Brown hyung song in the background

Originally posted by chichangyu

bombadeestrelas Chris Brown started to follow Anitta and Bruna Marquezine on Instagram! Is the singer already wanting a feat with powerful brazilian or he keeps an eye on the girlfriend of Neymar?

neymarjr If he wants to talk to Bruna, just call me in private😉 Don’t worry Chris.. The only brown I know is Carlinhos 😂😂😂😂😂😂

neymarjr #Justforreview

I have such a crazy story to tell but I feel like nobody will believe me so i’ll write it in the tags.. it’s gonna be looooong.

In case you are wondering about the Until Dawn kid’s Last names:

Sam Giddings: It’s an English last name meaning, “people of Gydda”

Chris Hartley: it’s an Anglo-Saxon last name that taken apart is a combination of the old english words for “Hart” (a red deer), plus “leah” meaning “wood” or “clearing”

Ashley Brown:  It’s a scottish/Irish/English last name

Jessica Riley: It’s an Irish and English surname meaning “rye clearing”

Matt Taylor: It’s an English last name, and is derived from the latin word, “To cut”

Emily Davis: It’s a very welsh last name meaning “son of david” (david meaning, “Beloved”)

overprotective much?

You and your boyfriend Jughead, were at the club for your birthday. “Jughead can you please dance with me?” You beggedJughead who was on his phone texting some guy from Southside High. You sighed, “Fine I’ll dance by myself.” You got up and walked into the crowd, dancing to Strip by Chris Brown. Suddenly a drunk dude started to dance with you and grind against your body. You looked over at Jughead who was pissed, making you smirk and grind against the drunk.

Suddenly Jughead came up and grabbed your arm and pulled you out of the club towards the road. “That dude was all over you,” Jughead growled. “Overprotective much?” You asked, pulling your arm out of his grasp. “I’m sorry I care about my girlfriend!” He yelled at you. “Fine, walk home.” He responded to your eye roll.

Just then a cab pulled up next to you two. He got in and shut the door, telling the driver where to go before it left you standing there alone. After 15 minutes Archie came and picked you up. “Jughead called and told me to find you, he’s worried sick,” Archie told you. You frowned and got in, “Just take me to our flat.” Archie nodded and drove to yours and Jughead’s flat.

“Go easy on him Betty.” Archie told you as you got out of the car. You thanked him and walked into the building. You walked into your flat only to be attacked with hugs and soft kisses. “I’m so sorry Betty,” Jughead told you, kissing you more and more. You smiled. “It’s okay.” 

“Let me make it up to you,” he whispered pulling away and looking into your eyes with his lustful ones. You smiled and he took your hand and brought you into the bedroom where candles where lit everywhere. You smiled and looked up at Jughead who was staring at you. He leaned down and kissed you passionately. He brought you over to the bed and gently pushed you down. He kissed you softly on the lips and started to unzip your dress. He smirked when he saw that you had no bra on.

He got undressed quickly and slid off your panties and flats. He pulled down his boxers and kissed you before sliding into you, making you gasp. You quickly adjusted to his size and felt him slowly push in and out of you. His face was in the crook of your neck. “Juggie,” you moaned softly as he started to hit your G-spot.

He kept hitting the same spot making you both moan in pleasure. He started to pick up pace as sweat dripped off his muscles and onto your smalls. A few more thrusts until you felt your walls tighten around him, making him groan. “J-Juggie I’m close.”

“Let go baby,” he whispered in your ear, immediately making you release. Suddenly he came inside you making you both moan in pleasure.

He slipped out and pulled you close to his chest. “You don’t know how much I love you.” “I think you just showed me,” you whispered kissing him softly before falling asleep in his arms.

Eighty-six.

Cyn

“You can’t possibly be mad at that shit?” Alex said as he watched me move around the living room

“Oh, I can’t?” I questioned as I momentarily stopped what I was doing “Watch me” I said snatching the last catalog from the floor

As much as tried not to listen in on the conversation because I had so much trust I had in Alex, I couldn’t help myself.

Things were starting to add up the further I listened on. I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. It felt like everything I thought my relationship was about was one complete lie.

His arms wrapped around my body from behind, halting my movements “None of that meant shit, she just coming over here being bitter for no reason” he attempted to argue

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Hi! Can I request what Got7 would be like meeting a big wholesome black family? Thank you so much!

*If it’s okay I just wrote how they would be like at a black family’s cookout*

Jackson- He would be rlly excited to meet a black family. He would greet everyone in the family and compliment the females😏 Making everyone laugh with his crazy energetic personality. Pretty much just happy to be there and grow an even bigger love for the black people✊🏾lol

Bambam- Bambam would be just as excited as Jackson. The family would think his accent when speaking English is so adorable (I mean who doesn’t think tht?) Of course he would be dabbing with the children and teaching the adults how to dab😂(am I the only one who can picture this?) He would also post a picture with the whole family on insta and put “with the fam😜”

Yugyeom- He would seem pretty chill and happy like always. He might feel a little nervous but once some Chris Brown starts playing the nervousness would go away and he’ll be killing it( like Hit the Stage) He would probably just be dancing most of the night since I heard he’s quite the party animal

JB- He would be nervous, especially with the women. Most likely would be outside hanging with the men and listening to their conversations. When the old skool songs come on (like Poison, Weak, Da’ Butt, Let Me Clear My Throat) he would be jamming to them and immediately looking up these songs on his phone so he could listen to them later.

Mark- he wouldn’t say much but maybe make a few corny jokes. Eventually he would talk a little more with everyone. Would eat a bunch of ribs (idk why I think he would like ribs so much) and probably eat everything else.

Junior- would be so polite and have manners with everyone. Probably be in the house with all the women in the kitchen to help cook the whole time. Play with the little kids a game of hide and seek or tag because they want him to even if he doesn’t feel like it.

Youngjae- would be the sweet innocent boy that he is. Without hesitation would help out anyone who asks for some help with the food, tables, chairs, silverware, anything. Singing along to any songs tht he knows ( I feel like he knows some Alicia Keys)

I hope u like it! I’m srry if it’s too vague this is my first time writing a scenario. 😭

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I pulled a prank on Shemar about a year ago that I’ve never fessed up to. Nobody knows about this and I was looking for the right time to come clean. I think this is it.

Shemar has a hat company called ‘Baby Girl’. He’s very proud of this.

About a year ago, on April fool’s day to be exact, my brother in law…  We created a fake press release that Chris Brown had started a company called ‘Baby Lady’. It was the exact same font. We went to great lengths. We invented a twitter name called ‘Hip-Hop Fashion World’ that was tweeting at Shemar.

Shemar freaked out, thought Chris Brown had ripped him off, started tweeting like ‘Yo, yo! Chris Brown, quit rippin’ off my style’. And then we kinda had to like – we’re like, oh, this is getting a little bit out of hand. So, that was me!
But then the best part is he came the next day and explained to me, ‘Oh, you don’t know who Chris Brown is, but like there’s this prank that he pulled on me’ and I’m like, I was just pretending like I didn’t know.

That was me, man.” (vid)

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rough sex after you tease hm

Request: Ok well can u do one with me and beau or Nate. But I want it be like I am performing on stage with Chris brown. And Chris pulls me and we start grinding on each other because of the song we are singing and Nate or beau get mad and we have rough sex in the changing room. My name is Ashante and can u let me kno when u upload it?

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