Things that turn 10 years old this year

Portal
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Wizards of Waverly Place
Super Paper Mario
The Orange Box
Team Fortress 2
Half Life 2: Episode 2(the most recent installment in the Half Life series)
iCarly
Chowder(the cartoon)
Total Drama Island

Think about that for a second.

headcanon that dex watches deadliest catch the same way some people watch hockey
  • dex: NO YOU FUCKING MORON, DON'T LEAVE THE FUCKING CAGE OPEN! WHAT ARE YOU, AN AMATEUR?
  • dex: OH GOOD, NOW YOU'RE SAILING INTO THE STORM. GREAT. JUST GREAT.
  • dex: DID A KINDERGARTENER TEACH YOU HOW TO NAVIGATE A BOAT?
  • chowder: should we... do something?
  • nursey, recording dex on his phone and adding all the clips to his snap story: nah let him have this
  • Bitty: You're smiling, did something good happen?
  • Dex: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?
  • Chowder: Nursey tripped and fell in the parking lot.
The Samwell Team as stuff my bf did p.2
  • Bitty: accidentally ordered 50 cans of peaches instead of 5, sold them at school to make profit
  • Jack: once fought a goose to impress his s.o (me)
  • Ransom: once drunkenly cried bc his best friend said that he was "a good noodle"
  • Holster: Rapped the entire Hamilton Musical, continued to ask me out on our first date after he saw that it impressed me
  • Shitty: His chosen signature is a weed smoking illuminati sign
  • Lardo: Broke his thumb, continued to play beer pong (instead of going to the hospital)
  • Chowder: Got sent to the principals office, brought pizza with him
  • Nursey: screamed "CLOTHES DON'T HAVE A GENDER", while fistfighting in a skirt he borrowed from his s.O (again, me)
  • Dex: Stole a refrigerator from his neighbors (bc his grandpa dared him to)
  • Whiskey: Secretly loves polca music
  • Tango: Still speaks to his plants lovingly though they have all died in his care