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lordches  asked:

Hola jakei, me preguntaba: ¿que le dirías a tus seguidores colombianos? y ¿que consejos les darías para hacer cosas grandes como tu?

Arepa, Empanada, Masato, Vallenato, Bacano, Parcero, Buñuelo, Aguapanela.

Jajaja ok no ya siendo serios.
Seguidores colombianos, dónde rayos están ;_; por qué casi nadie está en la capital ;_;
Consejo grande: Ya sabemos que no todo es fácil aquí pero vale la pena intentar, y si tienen la oportunidad de estudiar algo relacionado a programación o  artes como animación o cualquier otra cosa que quieren estudiar no desaprovechen esa oportunidad. Llegarán más lejos que yo.

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Look at this obscenely fluffy beast! They look a bit scruffy, their body feathers look a little raggedy, but they’ve been out in the wild for a few weeks so that’s to be expected. They were not happy about being grabbed, but were not panicked or defensive about it. Either they are pretty calm/used to people or are scared/maybe hurt or sick.

@ramseyringnecks am I just not used to seeing capuchines in person, or is their wacky mane especially wacky? It’s so FLUFFY!

Hogwarts! SVT

 anonymous asked:

since you’re Harry Potter trash could you write more Seventeen!Hogwarts aus?? pretty please??

Originally posted by 12fools

S.Coups: 

  • gryffindor 
  • his tie is never properly done
  • his shirt is never buttoned all the way up
  • he always wears his robe because he likes the way it goes SWOOOSH
  • JUST LOOKS HELLA HOT 24/7
  • i’m not scoups biased whatchu talkin bout
  • he looks like he could be in slytherin 
  • helps out all the newcomers
  • a prefect
  • but kind of lowkey about it
  • forgets the password to come to the common room ALL THE TIME
  • scolds the 1st years for not studying
  • CAPTAIN OF THE QUIDDITCH TEAM
  • literally tries to convince every one to join the team
  • he’s one of those people
  • STANDS UP FOR EVERYONE THAT GETS BULLIED BY THE SLYTHERINS :’)
  • teases Woozi from Slytherin to get him riled up
  • almost got turned into a rat once
  • but they’re actually really good friends
  • breaking house barriers :’)
  • S.coups actually tries to make friends from every house
  • HE AINT GOT NO TIME TO PUT UP WITH YOUR SOCIETAL EXPECATIONS
  • he’s a pacifist 
  • but if you miss with his friends
  • he gonna whip out that wand
  • will literally protect chan all the time he loves him

Jeonghan:

  • he’s in hufflepuff because he makes dumb ass jokes
  • laughs at everything so that makes everyone around him laugh too
  • people think he uses spells to make his hair so shiny and luscious 
  • BUT NAH SON
  • hes just blessed with good hair
  • hangs out at the 3 broomsticks 
  • basically his favorite thing to ingest is butterbeer
  • studies during dinner
  • doesn’t eat at any of the meals
  • he just takes food to snack on later
  • reads under trees a lot
  • pure-blood 
  • S.COUPS WAS ON HIS ASS FOR A MONTH TO JOIN QUIDDITCH
  • BUT HE DIDN’T WANT TO MESS UP HIS HAIR
  • could’ve been a prefect
  • didn’t want the responsibility 
  • rather be spending that time to sleep 
  • Seungkwan’s owl terrorized him once
  • it also pooped on him
  • turned Seungkwan into a rabbit
  • HE (kinda) DOES THE WORM BEFORE EVERY QUIDDITCH GAME
  • the game doesn’t officially start without it :’)

Joshua:

  • PREFECT
  • So proud of being a ravenclaw
  • wrote a letter to tell his mom right away
  • holds study sessions in the library
  • all houses are allowed to come
  • volunteers at madame pomfrey’s 
  • girls (and guys) pretend to be sick
  • all the professors love him
  • Professor Mconagall gives him a chocolate frog every time she sees him
  • his pet cat is named percy
  • Percy follows him around EVERYWHERE
  • mainly because joshua always carries cat treats with him
  • althought he’s the one that’s attracting all the pussies 
  • MOVING ONNN
  • his mom was a witch at hogwarts also
  • tried out for quidditch 
  • he fell off his broom 
  • poor bby broke his glasses :(
  • ITS OKAY 
  • HE STILL CHEERS THE LOUDEST AT THE GAMES
  • his favorite class is “Care of Magical Creatures”
  • advocates for the rights for house-elves
  • HERMOINE IS HIS ROLE MODEL
  • blushed and stuttered realllyyy hard when he met her
  • does his knee drop every time Ravenclaw wins a quidditch match

Jun: 

  • SLYTHERIN! (*hehe slyther in*)
  • the sassiest prefect in hogwarts history
  • talked back to Umbridge all the time, it was savage
  • but he actually doesn’t give a shit about it or setting a good example
  • no one understands how he got it
  • but no one really cares because seeing him walk up to the podium for “orientation”
  • damn, son
  • HEAVY DOESN’T FUCK WITH THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC
  • his parents are muggles
  • actually wants to fight Draco and his stupid father
  • “My father will hear about this!” “With all the moans I get from him every night, I doubt it.”
  • Nearly Headless Nick loves to spook him
  • Last prank was fogging the mirrors in the slytherin dorm and writing weird messages
  • most of them said “I sure do fancy some cauldron cakes right about now” but Jun was too shook
  • doesn’t care for quidditch much, but goes to the games to flex on the vulnerable first-year girls
  • his best field is charms (how ironic)
  • Hagrid drags him out of the forbidden forest at least thrice a semester
  • tried to prank Lockhart with polyjuice potion of filch
  • almost expelled on a few occasions
  • nice guy, just acts like a d-bag

Hoshi:

  • got hatstall (sorting hat took more than five minutes)
  • finally sorted into gryffindor!
  • he was so excited he was literally jumping up and down
  • got sick because he ate too much on first day’s banquet
  • McGonagall simply adores him he always has a smile on his face and does anything to help her
  • his housemates have a love-hate relationship with him
  • they love his enthusiasm
  • they dont love his 2 a.m moonwalking
  • favorite subject: herbology
  • practically besties with pomona sprout
  • enjoys playing with the mandrakes (???)
  • fell asleep during transfiguration, woke up to see a bunch of rats swarming around him
  • him and seokmin are practically the up-and-coming Fred and George Weasley
  • always doing stupid shit in the gryffindor quarters
  • forgot the password for entrance
  • dean thomas handed him the honor of quidditch commentator
  • he cried really hard (he was happy!)
  • everyones best friend
  • shares a quarter with dino

Wonwoo:

  • in Slytherin
  • he saw it coming
  • was glad he got put into the same house as Woozi
  • he now feels slightly more protected
  • YELLS AT HOSHI TO LEAVE THE MANDRAKES ALONE
  • they’re like his babies
  • his favorite class is astronomy 
  • takes girls on dates up to the astronomy tower 
  • “Was your dad a thief? Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes”
  • breaks girls’ hearts on the daily
  • has a soft spot for Cho Chang
  • wants to fight Cedric
  • wants to fight Mingyu because he likes Cedric
  • hangs out with Draco??
  • THEY TALK ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS TOGETHER
  • how cute
  • OMG GAVE PROFESSOR SNAPE SHAMPOO FOR CHRISTMAS
  • Professor Snape kind of looked at him like , “Wtf??”
  • but he was touched
  • accidentally called Dumbledore santa 
  • sleeps in his spare time
  • hangs out with Joshua at madame pomfrey’s 
  • kinda gives the side eye to everyone he hates

Woozi:

  • HE’S LOWKEY AFRAID OF HAGRID
  • because hagrid just kind of randomly picks him up ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • he was lowkey really butthurt that he wasn’t put into Gryffindor
  • but he accepted it because he realized that he’s a snake  Slytherin at heart
  • since he looks like a marshmallow 
  • and marshmallows aren’t kind of intimidating
  • everyone kind of looked down on him at first 
  • no pun intended
  • but everyone quickly changed their minds when he burned all of Vincent Crabbe’s underwear for calling him cute
  • uses the Tarantallegra (dancing feet spell) on Seungkwan A LOT
  • wants to fight Draco 
  • he just finds Draco to be really pretentious
  • s.coups and woozi try to hatch a plan to fight Draco
  • jun eventually joins in
  • woozi has casted the Silencio spell on almost everyone
  • especially DK 
  • his boggart takes the form of a broken guitar
  • ALWAYS LATE TO HIS CLASSES
  • somehow has perfect grades in every single one of them :’)
  • Proffessor Snape and him have tea together on the occasion
  • LOLOL DUMBLEDORE PATS HIS HEAD

DK:

  • not in a house
  • CAUSE HE’S A CENTAUR
  • lol
  • just kidding
  • he hangs around them a lot though
  • His expecto patronum is a pigeon
  • PROUD HUFFLEPUFF IN THE HOUSEEEE
  • DRESSES UP AS A BADGER DURING QUIDDITCH MATCHES
  • when there was a dementor outbreak
  • he was unaffected???
  • has a crush on one of the girls from Beauxbatons
  • OMG ASKS TO BRAID HAGRID’S HAIR
  • in charge of taking care of the plants in the Hufflepuff common room 
  • somehow managed to break his broomstick twice in one week?? 
  • tried to ride a hippogriff
  • Joshua warned him to be subtle and quiet
  • LOL DIDN’T LISTEN
  • GOT BIT IN THE ASS
  • blows all of his galleons at Weasley Wizard’s Wheezes 
  • gave Woozi Ton-Tongue Toffees for christmas 
  • imitates Professor Snape
  • ‘cause he’s a little shit
  • luckily he’s never gotten caught
  • OMG HE’S TERRIFIED OF UMBRIDGE
  • he says that her pink outfits make her look like a flamingo
  • and then proceeds to act like a flamingo??

Mingyu:

  • wandered into the restricted section of the library ??
  • has to clean the girls’ bathroom for punishment
  • Moaning Myrtle likes to scare him 
  • she thinks he’s dreamy
  • he falls down out of terror every time
  • laughs it off and makes small talk with myrtle
  • girls from Gryffindor get in trouble for sneaking into his room to watch him sleep??
  • (shirtless) S.Coups screams when he sees females in his room
  • that does the job though and scares the girls off
  • doesn’t like Cedric Diggory 
  • he thinks Cedric is more handsome than he is
  • ends up being friends with Cedric
  • shares his hair care products with him
  • Hufflepuff + Gryffindor = Minric? 
  • or Cedgyu?
  • none of the professors like him
  • he distracts the other students
  • BY EXISTING
  • but he’s a fairly good student though
  • his favorite class is potions
  • one time he unknowingly drank polyjuice potion from hoshi
  • he got turned into a squirrel for a good two hours
  • he actually didn’t mind it that much LOL 

The8:

  • ULT. RAVENCLAW
  • the sorting hat was barely placed on his head
  • “Ravenclaw.” “Shit, that was fast.”
  • very good friends with joshua
  • ya know, being close with a prefect has its perks
  • a lot of his fellow ravenclaw can’t believe he’s actually in their house
  • like, yeah, ravenclaw has a lot of “eccentric” members and everyone is welcome and made to feel at home
  • but minghao? he’s quiet. too quiet.
  • but later everyone realizes that it’s because he’s hungry so that’s done
  • moving on
  • hangs out with mingyu in the restricted area in the library
  • doesn’t get caught walking around the school at 2 a.m
  • bc he’s friends with the Grey Lady!
  • he learns more and more about their founder, Rowena Ravenclaw
  • thanks any divine power that his family is close and reliable
  • teeny crush on luna
  • asked her on a study date, but she declined bc she had to take care of her pets with hagrid :’)
  • favorite class: potions
  • looks up a fucking lot to Sybill Trelawney

Seungkwan:

  • sometimes the other students don’t know if Woozi has charmed Seungkwan with the dancing feet spell
  • or if he’s actually just voluntarily dancing
  • he’s also a Hufflepuff child :D
  • it was Seungkwan’s idea to wear badger costumes during quidditch matches
  • in the frog choir
  • his frog jumps away from him A LOT
  • so his favorite spell to use is Accio
  • poor frog
  • almost fell off the stairs
  • best friends with Neville Longbottom 
  • MAKES HAGRID GIVE HIM PIGGY BACK RIDES
  • wakes everyone up in the hufflepuff dormitories by singing every morning
  • his owl is named mochi
  • because it’s fat and squishy
  • LOL yells at trolls like that would save him
  • looks forward to Christmas because he gets to see his mom
  • disses Umbridge’s outfits
  • GOT EXPELLED
  • but nah
  • Mconagall loves him
  • she protected him like he was her baby :’)
  • and also because he compliments her everyday
  • and gossips about the other professors with her after class 

Vernon:

  • a very lowkey student
  • his parents are muggles
  • Jun and him bond over this
  • also a slytherin 
  • poor baby thought he was evil
  • but he realized that there were more to slytherins than being up to no good
  • let’s the other students listen to his headphones
  • S.COUPS ACCIDENTALLY SETS HIS HEADPHONES ON FIRE
  • coups was scared of the abrupt noise
  • Draco called his music “rubbish”
  • Woozi GOT SO HEATED
  • when he looks into the Mirror of Erised
  • he sees himself being able to be a wizard yet live a normal life
  • the Beauxbatons flirted with him a lot
  • it made DK jealous 
  • his uniform is always perfect
  • doesn’t like being in the Slytherin common room
  • would rather hang out with Jeonghan at the Three Broomsticks
  • begs Jeonghan to pay for his butter beer
  • eats the most during meal times
  • the other students are always like, “what’s rap?”
  • and he goes on to rap them a verse or two
  • and they just nod their heads like they understand what’s going on

Dino:

  • every gryffindor adores him
  • he’s the youngest of the youngest in the entire school!
  • doesn’t get taken seriously as often as he should, because “awww, baby chan is so precious and sweet!”
  • yeet say that again when he the only one that passes the astronomy tests with excellent scores
  • try me bitch
  • anyways
  • sorting hat didn’t know whether to put him in hufflepuff, ravenclaw, or gryffindor (hat didn’t even consider slytherin, that boy? in slytherin? nah)
  • shocked everyone at how loud he can be
  • but it’s okay bc he’s just so ;;u;;
  • dances in the gryffindor commons when he thinks nobody is there
  • caught by a pretty upperclassman girl mid-moonwalk
  • really awkward
  • made it worse by moonwalking out of the room
  • everyone finds out he can dance
  • dumbledore wants him to perform at quidditch championship
  • that boy was out of the room so fast, dumbledore thought it was a pegasus
  • sends lots of food to his mom and dad
  • listens to michael jackson A LOT
  • “Ugh, what is that rubbish cacophony? Turn it off!”
  • “………. What did you just say?”
  • gets expelled for killing a student
  • IM KIDDING