chopped: all stars

  • people: nicki’s verse in monster is the greatest rap verse of our time
  • me, an intellectual: 
yekaterina petrovna zamolodchikova
but your dad just calls me katya
i’m the bright red scare with the long blonde hair
always keep ‘em coming back for more
you’re a basic ass hoe and it’s your time to go
so bitch let me show you the door
cause it’s me whose getting laid and i’m always getting paid;
the only high class russian whore
i’m a scorching hot mess in a skin tight dress
that’s a rash, not a herpes sore
lenin in the streets, dostoyevsky in the sheets
baby, are you ready for this cold war?
katya zamolodchikova