choking on life

spooky-spaghetties  asked:

ok only you could answer this. We're counting on you. here goes: who would win in a fight, Batman or Darth Vader? They're on Earth but not in Gotham. Batman has all of his standard weapons but so does Vader.

vader is more likely if they met at random, because batman isn’t much compared to a force user. he might have learned the holy art of raising his body temperature to bake eggs on his abs, but vader can choke the life out of him from a half a mile away. like if we’re playing rock, paper, scissors, lightsabers beat kevlar, and force power beats martial arts.

i mean, batman could always use an electric batarang (what 80s band is that) or whatnot and hit vader with it, but i think he’d realize pretty quickly that the suit is life support, and if he hits it he runs the risk of killing the man inside. depending on the desperation of the situation, he may or may not go for that. if he had the time to study the actual suit, he might win, but even then it’s kind of a long shot - vader is like a human lawnmower. he both is human, and also mows through humans, and has none of those pesky morals to hold him back

only numb

Morning milk, le toxique, sloshed in my cup.

Swallow this down. As of late I can’t keep

anything down.  My narcotic syrup

is the one thing I don’t choke on. Half-sleep/

half-life is better than no life at all.

Floating with cramps. Is this what I’ve become?

Endless cycles of ill that alcohol,

hashish and peyote can only numb?

You write. I’m half-out of my brain with pain.

I see why others call me an asshole.

That I can still type is a miracle;

as if inner-peace would cool this migraine.

For some it’s a battle to save their soul.

For me I feel like puking up my skull.

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 


Tom is your Tom problem.


game of thrones meme: prophecies [1 of 2] » maggy’s prophecy 

“When will I wed the prince?” Never. You will wed the king.” I will be queen, though?” Aye. Queen you shall be… until there comes another, younger and more beautiful, to cast you down and take all that you hold dear.” Will the king and I have children?” Oh, aye. Six-and-ten for him, and three for you. Gold shall be their crowns and gold their shrouds, she said. And when your tears have drowned you, the valonqar shall wrap his hands about your pale white throat and choke the life from you.” 

like real people do p.2 | jungkook

summary: the feelings for your friends with benefits are changing. months pass, and you feel your gut telling you that you want more. you’re just not sure if he feels the same.

college student!reader, friends with benefits!jungkook

piece 1, piece 2

this component is based off russ’s cherry hill

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What I learned in 2016:

1) you’re allowed to love yourself
2) you might come home from a place and be different but that’s okay because you’ve grown
3) how to let people you don’t need go
4) determination leads to success
5) for people to believe in you, you need to start with believing in yourself
6) it’s okay to love people who don’t love you
7) you don’t need to change, change needs to come to you
8) it’s easier to hate when you’re full of anger and easier to love when you’re full of forgiveness
9) forgiveness was never meant to be easy
10) raw is beautiful
11) your destinations always has been and always will be tomorrow
12) learn to marvel at the cycle of life
13) when it’s difficult to breathe, smile at the stars
14) missing someone is nothing to be ashamed of
15) words hurt but the words you don’t say are even harder to swallow
16) be loyal to yourself
17) it’s okay to make mistakes
18) remember to give yourself a medal for fighting the demons in your mind every day
19) you are free and you are loved

Be careful what you water your dreams with. Water them with worry and fear and you will produce weeds that choke the life from your dream. Water them with optimism and solutions and you will cultivate success. Always be on the lookout for ways to turn a problem into an opportunity for success. Always be on the lookout for ways to nurture your dream.
—  Lao Tzu