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Milky Way Martini 🍒🍫


#martini #chocolate #vodka #fun #party #cherry #cocktail

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“Rock made me laugh, I loved him. We spent, oh God, most of the time chatting and laughing and being silly. Just before he died, one of the last things I think that I remember making him laugh was recalling a night in Texas when it was hailing hail so huge, it was like golf-balls. We were running out, getting conked on the head, running around making chocolate martinis. So you can imagine the state we were in.” -Elizabeth Taylor

The Signs Cooking/Eating Dinner Together
  • Aries: Working on the "big kid" drinks with Libra, talking about an adventure they just went on. Probably something exciting cause well they're exciting people.
  • Taurus: Helping Cancer with baking the sweets, ends up having a mini food fight and has chocolate spread on their face.
  • Gemini: The Twins are with Leo and Virgo to get the last of the groceries they needed. Running around the store doing random shit-they get kicked out of the store
  • Cancer: Making sweets with Taurus, has a food fight with them and ends up with whip cream on their nose
  • Leo: With Virgo and the Twins running around the grocery store hoping to sneak their favorite food into the cart without Virgo noticing *gets hand smacked for dropping a huge container of Nutella in*
  • Virgo: Looking for the ingredients for a specific recipe, smacks Leo's hand for putting Nutella in the cart *Evil eye until they get home*
  • Libra: Making the biggest martini ever along with other drinks for the rest of the group
  • Scorpio: Is with Pisces on the roof drinking and talking because they don't really know how/don't like to cook
  • Sagittarius: Is making the actual food with Aquarius, flirting with Aquarius and hip bumping them
  • Capricorn: Hiding in their room playing video games or watching something
  • Aquarius: *Blushing really badly* making food with Sag and a bit tempted to smack them on the bum ;D
  • Pisces: Hiding on the roof with Scorpio with a bottle of vodka, talking about how great life is
Reasons Why You Don't Try and Pick up Gabe at a Bar

Reasons Why You Don’t Try and Pick up Gabe at a Bar by Spoodlemonkey

Pairings: Gabriel/Sam Winchester

Rating: T

Length: 807

Warnings/Tags: Pre-Slash, Human AU, Bad Pick-Up Lines, Sassy Gabriel

Summary: In which Gabe wants to climb Sam like a tree and this other jerk is putting his hands where they don’t belong.

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Oh my God, I love this so much! The author captured Gabriel’s personality and voice perfectly, and I love the way that both he and Sam were able to run off that perv. Love, love, love! - Gisselle

Gabriel, that is the perfect response to someone being a creep in a bar. Absolutely perfect. Boy, is he lucky Sammy came around. .Love the story! -Tyler

I love this fic! First, Gabriel calling Sam the Sex God in his head is priceless, second Gabriel drinking chocolate martinis is my new favorite headcanon. I love the way Gabriel told the jerk that was hitting on him to back off. Awesome fic! - Lauren 

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Sugar Cookie Martini 🍭🍦


#martini #drinks #cocktails #sugar #vodka #chocolate #sprinkles #tipsybartender

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Chocolate Orange Martini

This chocolate martini will get your Valentine’s Day celebrations off to a great start! The flavors of fresh orange and rich chocolate make it the perfect drink to share with someone special.

SERVINGS: 2

TIME TO TABLE:
5 minutes prep.

INGREDIENTS:
2 oz. dark crème de cacao
1 oz. vodka
1 oz. juice from a freshly squeezed Paramount Citrus orange
½ oz. amaretto
Ice
Peel of half a Paramount Citrus navel orange for garnish

PREPARATION

1. Place the crème de cacao, vodka, orange juice and amaretto in a cocktail shaker. Add 3 to 4 cubes of ice, cover and shake until cold.

2. Strain the cocktail into two small, 2-ounce martini glasses. 

3. Use kitchen scissors to cut a festive heart shape out of the orange rind to garnish the glasses. Serve.

Downey’s Daughter

“Did you see the llama?”

“What?” Chris asked, the furrow in his brow said he didn’t believe it.

“Out back,” Sebastian insisted, tossing the M&Ms in his palm into his mouth. He elbowed Anthony beside him to back him up and he chewed.

“There’s a llama,” Mackie agreed, his brow pulled high to emphasize the truth. “There’s a llama in the backyard. You can feed it alfalfa and shit.”

“There’s not a-” Chris stopped himself, considering who the were talking about. “Is there?”

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Zane Headcanon (Mentions: Alcohol)

(This is a rather adult-y topic but hey Zane is around 27 years old he is an adult and he is of legal drinking age. IDC if this series is aimed for kids Zane is a grown man he is allowed to do big boy things)

He is REALLY GOOD at making fancy AF drinks. Especially dessert flavored ones. Double Chocolate Smores Martini, Sugar Cookie Shooters, Spiked Strawberry Shortcake Sundae, legit anything that involves a sweet taste.

And also Candy flavored shots. Cotton Candy Shots, JollyRancher Jello Shots, Skittles Vodka. Hell, even RAINBOW SHOTS. He can make it.

He gets drunk too easily however so yall better make sure he doesnt have too much of those Starburst Candy Shots.

Why did I think of this? I was watching some TipsyBartender videos because i was bored and MAN those drinks look really aesthetically pleasing. Also Zane is an adult (Zane is the same age as Aph, so he should be around 27) and he fucking loves sugar and desserts and the fact that there is such thing as CUPCAKE FLAVORED VODKA I am //PRETTY SURE// Zane would make SOMETHING from that or drink that straight from the bottle

Already thinking about what I’m going to do this Friday. I may just head down to the bar by my own and have a quiet cocktail or three all to myself. For the past three months, I’ve spent almost every Friday with other people and quite frankly it’s amazing, but it’s also incredibly draining when I’m not in the mood. Like last week, and the week before. Urgh both times were a catastrophe. I DID NOT want to talk, I DID NOT want to listen, and I just wanted to sit down and enjoy a quiet drink to myself and space out and spend that time sieving through my thoughts over a chocolate martini. 

RIP to Rock Hudson who died on this day in 1985.

“Rock made me laugh, I loved him. We spent, oh God, most of the time chatting and laughing and being silly. Just before he died, one of the last things I think that I remember making him laugh was recalling a night in Texas when it was hailing hail so huge, it was like golf-balls. We were running out, getting conked on the head, running around making chocolate martinis. So you can imagine the state we were in.” - Elizabeth Taylor