full offense but I just really want more content of yami marik and bakura being soft and tender with each other okay. I know it’s wildly out of character but I’m weak for the hurt and comfort trope and these two need a hell of a lot of comfort all right.
“Rock made me laugh, I loved him. We spent, oh God, most of the time chatting and laughing and being silly. Just before he died, one of the last things I think that I remember making him laugh was recalling a night in Texas when it was hailing hail so huge, it was like golf-balls. We were running out, getting conked on the head, running around making chocolate martinis. So you can imagine the state we were in.” -Elizabeth Taylor
Warnings/Tags: Pre-Slash, Human AU, Bad Pick-Up Lines, Sassy Gabriel
Summary: In which Gabe wants to climb Sam like a tree and this other jerk is putting his hands where they don’t belong.
Oh my God, I love this so much! The author captured Gabriel’s personality and voice perfectly, and I love the way that both he and Sam were able to run off that perv. Love, love, love! - Gisselle
Gabriel, that is the perfect response to someone being a creep in a bar. Absolutely perfect. Boy, is he lucky Sammy came around. .Love the story! -Tyler
I love this fic! First, Gabriel calling Sam the Sex God in his head is priceless, second Gabriel drinking chocolate martinis is my new favorite headcanon. I love the way Gabriel told the jerk that was hitting on him to back off. Awesome fic! - Lauren
(This is a rather adult-y topic but hey Zane is around 27 years old he is an adult and he is of legal drinking age. IDC if this series is aimed for kids Zane is a grown man he is allowed to do big boy things)
He is REALLY GOOD at making fancy AF drinks. Especially dessert flavored ones. Double Chocolate Smores Martini, Sugar Cookie Shooters, Spiked Strawberry Shortcake Sundae, legit anything that involves a sweet taste.
And also Candy flavored shots. Cotton Candy Shots, JollyRancher Jello Shots, Skittles Vodka. Hell, even RAINBOW SHOTS. He can make it.
He gets drunk too easily however so yall better make sure he doesnt have too much of those Starburst Candy Shots.
Why did I think of this? I was watching some TipsyBartender videos because i was bored and MAN those drinks look really aesthetically pleasing. Also Zane is an adult (Zane is the same age as Aph, so he should be around 27) and he fucking loves sugar and desserts and the fact that there is such thing as CUPCAKE FLAVORED VODKA I am //PRETTY SURE// Zane would make SOMETHING from that or drink that straight from the bottle
Already thinking about what I’m going to do this Friday. I may just head down to the bar by my own and have a quiet cocktail or three all to myself. For the past three months, I’ve spent almost every Friday with other people and quite frankly it’s amazing, but it’s also incredibly draining when I’m not in the mood. Like last week, and the week before. Urgh both times were a catastrophe. I DID NOT want to talk, I DID NOT want to listen, and I just wanted to sit down and enjoy a quiet drink to myself and space out and spend that time sieving through my thoughts over a chocolate martini.
“Rock made me laugh, I loved him. We spent, oh God, most of the time chatting and laughing and being silly. Just before he died, one of the last things I think that I remember making him laugh was recalling a night in Texas when it was hailing hail so huge, it was like golf-balls. We were running out, getting conked on the head, running around making chocolate martinis. So you can imagine the state we were in.” - Elizabeth Taylor