chocolate crispies

This weekend we’ve got a huge Stoner Snack Box Special. It’s got chocolate it’s got bars it’s got bark

ONLY $50. with shipping

This weekend everyone can enjoy medibles all you’ve got to do is come on over to the dashboard because no qualification is required this weekend. its our celebration launch of our new brand HoeLeeShit

Only the most delicious chocolate, the most extravagant sweets nuts and fruits, even Gold Chocolate this week. Everything is halal and kosher. We want everyone to enjoy so you don’t have to be a patient to order and yes it is double medicated so much medication that we had to double up the strains. We used big holy Nina and red dragon both high grade sativa strains 22 plus percent to make our cannabutter this week. If you’ve been waiting for us to advertise Edibles this is it we won’t be advertising again for a while and the sale is only Friday and Saturday 2 days only folks if you want to order get in before the supply ones out because everything is in small micro double and triple medicated batches all sativa this time.

We’ve got gold digger bars, spicy Mexican hot chocolate hearts, and our ever-popular white chocolate hearts. For those of you who like something a little bit less substantial pardon us gluten-free we’ve got FLOAT-US bars

The Float-us bars are a rich Medicated Peanut butter Caramel marshmallow cream mouse enrobed crispy bar slathered with extra Rich Medicated semisweet European chocolate. This Bar may never be made again so if you get it count yourself lucky. Like those of us who are waiting to see her show up in DC.

This weekend everyone can enjoy medibles all you’ve got to do is come on over to the dashboard because no qualification is required this weekend

Its our celebration for the launch of our new brand HoeLeeShit    -    ONLY $50. with shipping

The Ivanka Bark is exactly what you would expect Medicated brown and white chocolate bark with all sorts of stuff and sea salt. Yes it too is Vanishing after this batch thank God actually thank grab your wallet

These Mucho Medicated Tense bars have everything good in America with a bottom layer of chocolate and a top layer of white chocolate or caramel mousse. These bars are meant to represent the present-day feeling in America in regards to the vice-president.

WE have two In-tense Bars -

The Jared Bar is a bit of a suprise. Similar to the Tense Bar with it’s slathering of a rich caramel chocolate layer.

The Tense Bar is slathered with a thin layer of White Chocolate

Both of these bars are a mix of everything indeed everything, just think of that dance party outside Blair House the night before Pence moved in, exactly. So this tells you, that you just have to try the bar to understand it. By the way its triple medicated because each layer is medicated. That’s why we call them In-tense bars.

Our Gold Digger bark is the one thing that really makes us stand back and decide that one batch is enough because it is just too rich and really has too much of everything. It’s topped off with crushed malted milk balls on top of a layer of gold pumpkin spice flavored chocolate. Yes, very exotic then we dress it up a little bit with various other toppings to keep it interesting.

Let’s just say we secretly call this one Bannon bark because you cannot really be sure of what its hidden motive is. It is totally double medicated and the gold chocolate will never be made again.

Our Mexican Hot Chocolate Hearts are sure to give you a taste of what it will be like if that border wall goes up. Rich, Dark, Robust, and Spicy.. A delicious and totally unexpected taste from medicated chocolate. It is topped off with traditional Mexican peanuts to add a delicious crispy twist.

Our White Chocolate Hearts come stuffed with pistachios, pecans and cherries and they are in very limited Supply

This weekend everyone can enjoy medibles - all you’ve got to do is come on over to the dashboard because no qualification is required this weekend

Its our celebration launch of our new brand HoeLeeShit

ONLY $50. with shipping

You’ve got to come over on the dashboard and holler at your mama

remember this weekend it’s ONLY $50. with shipping

An Ode to Sweets (or a Valentine from Scorpius Malfoy to Albus Potter)

By @autumn-of-ilvermorny

Chocolate Cauldrons, Licorice Wands
Sugar Quills and Chocolate Charms

Fizzing Whizbees, Acid Pops
Pumpkin Fizz and Bertie Botts

Exploding Bon-Bons, Shock-o-Choc,
Chocoballs and Wizochoc

Pumpkin Pasties, Cauldron Cakes
Ginger Newts and Jumping Snakes

Peppermint Toads, Chocolate Frogs
Lick'O'Rish Spiders and Flies of Fudge

Ice Mice, Bat’s Blood
Cockroach Clusters and Jelly Slugs

Mint Humbugs, Sugared Butterfly Wings
Sherbert Lemons and Mint Flossing Strings

Licorice Snaps, Sour Apple Bites
Crystallized Pineapple and Pink Coconut Ice

Glacial Snowflakes, Chocolate Rocks
No Melt Ice Cream and Mice Pops

Fizzy Wizzy, Sugar Straws
Sugar Hexes and Sweet Crystals

Treacle Fudge, Salt Water Taffy
Canary Creams and Ton-Tounge-Toffee

Puking Pastilles, Fever Fudge too
Nosebleed Nougat and U-No-Poo

Fainting Fancies, Hiccough Sweets
Lightning Bolt Shaped Dark Chocolate Covered Rice Crispy Treats

Edible Dark Marks, Glow in the Dark Gum
Blood-Flavoured Lollipops and Droobles Best Blowing Gum

Eyeball Bonanza, Choco-Loco
Chocolate Eggs and Hot Cocoa

Chocolate Skeletons, Jelly Skulls
Honeydukes Chocolate and Wrapped Caramels

Licorice Allsorts and Comfits
Pixie Puffs and Pepper Imps

Although the Potters are on sugar ban,
Of all the confections in the land:

Your friendship is my favourite treat,
Thank you for staying for my sweets!

Signs As Baked Desserts

Aries: Rice Crispy Squares

Taurus: Apple Crisp

Gemini: Nanamio Bars

Cancer: Cupcakes

Leo: Creme Brulee

Virgo: Chocolate Cookies

Libra: Doughnuts

Scorpio: New York Cheesecake

Sagittarius: Peanut Butter Cookies

Capricorn: Pumpkin Pie

Aquarius: Ice Cream Cake

Pisces: Brownies

Long porn. I mean, post. 😬

Interesting and fun stuff

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Food days

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Frozen Chocolate Raspberry Pie


Checkered Chocolate & Tahini Layer Cake


creamy cajun pastalaya

Pumpkin Cinnamon Roll Cake

Mini S’mores Cookie Cups

Strawberry Cream Puff Cake


no-bake salted caramel cups

Creamy Garlic Thyme Potatoes



Frosted Animal Cracker Cheesecake Bars




zucchini pizza crust



Oreo Cheesecake Cookies

best easy italian pasta salad


BBQ Chicken Pasta Bake

Orange Dark Chocolate Chip Scones

dark chocolate blueberry banana oat muffins




cheddar beef skillet pull apart bread

Roasted Sweet Potato and Black Bean Chili

And don’t forget to welcome the great pumpkin. :)


Bruins as desserts

Claude: lemon meringue 
Chara: Pirouette (those chocolate sticks)
Dougie: rice crispie treat (so damn pale, and requires minimal cooking skills)
Quaider: sugar cookie (ordinary, delicious, and easily breakable)
Sieds: streusel
Krug: a cinnamon teddy graham
Miller: a pinterest recipe for healthy no-bake almond energy balls
Bart: day old donut (not your first choice but you’d def eat it anyway)
Tuukka: 80% dark chocolate (dark and bitter)
Subban: a jolly rancher
Svedberg: strawberry pop tart - store brand
Lucic: a bearclaw
Pasta: miniature cupcake
Carl: Flan 
Loui: milk chocolate truffle
Krejci: creme brule
Smitty: vanilla cake pop
Bergy: tollhouse chocolate chip cookie
Marchy: hot chocolate with chili powder
Caron: bundtcake with no icing (good in theory, but so many better desserts yo)
Cunningham: gummy bear
Paille: a bagel (because he has the right idea, but also completely missed the point)
Soupy: pain au chocolat (so fancy)
Kelly: flourless chocolate brownie

90 Days of Autumn (Part 7) HALLOWEEN SPECIAL

Title: Happy Halloween

Pairing: Sam x Reader

Word Count: 3,846

Warnings: none? besides the usually fluff, I mean there’s lots of fluff in this chapter, also some awkward!sam, and some shy!sam, and a hint of jealous!sam

Prompt: It’s finally Halloween. The reader is more than excited to spend it with Sam, and Sam has a lot in store. He even takes off work the next day to be able to spend more time with her. 

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Originally posted by out-in-the-open

Thank god it was your 48 and you didn’t have to worry about leaving the hospital in scrubs. You didn’t have to worry about having to wash them that night or make sure they were kept away from the outside air. 

That was the thing about working in the NICU that was a bit rough. You always had to remember to wash your clothes and pack them up well enough in your bag that the risk of germs getting on them was minimized. 

You were in a rush to Sam’s house. You had worked a bit later than expected, though you promised Sam you’d be to his house by 4 the latest. It was now almost 5:30. 

“Hey Frankenstein,” you greeted, leaning up to kiss him, despite his greeny-black lips.

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