chocolate chip cookie tattoo

 “Pull up in the sleigh, hop out like I’m Santa Clause –” yep, It’s that time of the year again.

I took a break and finally added in the tattoos for the Boss, which included a pear shaped Maybach Music logo. Props to him losing all that weight, but don’t forget to treat yourself.

Have a Merry, Peary Christmas season everyone.

Tiny Nep
Niv

Quotes

  • “Come on iiiin, you are missing the Fuun!”
  • “All around the Sta-actus plant, the stalker chased the bandit, the stalker thought ‘twas all in fun - POP! Goes the bandit!”
  • “Oh haiiii!”
  • “Roland told me you were comin’ - I still owe him for all that buttcrap with General Rancid. So, you gotta hijack a train, hunh? Chiiild’s play! Lemme introduce you to my ladies.”
  • “Runnin’, runnin’, runnin’, I’m runnin’ over here, run, run, run-run, run.”
  • “This here’s Mushy Snugglebites, and this is Felicia Sexopants. These fiiiine-ass womens could stop that train for yas, but I'ma need their badonkadonks first, and they got stoled by the bandits a few days ago. Go get 'em!”
  • “Naptime!”
  • “That’s right, bitches - my big brudder’s about to teach you some MANNERS. Nobody steals Mushy Snugglebites’ badonkadonk and lives!”
  • “That’s Mushy Snugglebites’ badonkadonk. She’s my main squeeze. Lady’s got a gut fulla’ dynamite and a booty like POOOW!”
  • “Got the badonkadonks? Best day evaaaa. Bring 'em back here and I’ll use 'em to make some fine-ass damsels who can hijack that train for yas.”
  • “Hey I told ya'z to get outta heeya, get out or do I gotta shank a bitch?”
  • “Get-outta-my-shop-or-I’ll-punch-yo-butt. That’s-how-Tiny-Tina-roll.”
  • “Put a little bomb in the hot ass damsel, blow stuff up and make people die.”
  • “I’m a little teapot, bloody and cut. Here is my handle and here is my butt.”
  • “Squishy. Squishy squishy squishy.”
  • “Oh daaaaaayum, you lookin’ good, ladies. Let’s get to work.”
  • That’s right. Twin sisters, man. Hhhahhhhhh. Take 'em. Take 'em take 'em take 'em take 'em.“
  • "Just put my damsels near the choo-choo track and set 'em off! Good plan? Great plan!”
  • “You’re cordially invited BITCH!!!”
  • “When you are ready to begin the Tea-Party, please smack Mister Flesh Stick in his bitch face.”
  • “Gonna eat so many goddamn crumpets, it’s going to be a Crumpocolypse.”
  • “Ten… Nine…” *launches rockets* “I got bored.”
  • “BURN ALL THE BABIES!!!!!”
  • (Cute yawning noise)
  • “Make it RAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!”
  • “Sup, sucka? It’s Tina. I wrote you a poem and it goes a little somethin’ like this BREAK IT DOWN. Ahem. Kill Jack. Kill Jack. Kill Jack kill Jack kill Jack KIIIILL JAAAAACK! Kill Jack. A poem by Tiny Tina.”
  • “Climb the pipe to the train or you’ll go insane wut wut. That’s a rap song I wrote.”
  • “Get some cookies, so you can eat 'em and grow up big and strong and kick Piston in the butt-butt.”
  • “Real badasses eat chocolate chip cookies, I'ma gonna get that tattooed across my back in Old English font.”
  • “Wait a minute.  Those cookies aren’t chocolate chip.  Those…are…raisins.  WHYYYYYY-HY-HYYYYY?!  SHAWTY, DESTROY ALL THE FOOD DISPENSERS!  WIPE THE RAISIN ABOMINATIONS OFF THE MAP!  I JUST WANTED CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES!  WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE?”
  • “Ohmygodohmygodohmygod.  Do you know who just arrived in Beatdown?  SULLY THE STABBER!  He’s my THIRD favorite mass-murderer in the ENTIRE WORLD! You HAVE to go get his autograph for me.”
  • “Get his signature on this. Please. PLEASEpleasepleasepleasepleaseplease! If you don’t get his autograph I’m gonna DIEEEEE. He’s my favoritest. He killed every living person on the Bathymas with nothing but a rusty butterknife. If you don’t take it I’m gonna start crying. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. [making a song out of it] oh-baby please please PLEASE! That was 'Please’ by Tiny Tina with Vault Hunter on bass.”
  • “He said…no?  Well.  There’s only one thing to do – look him in the eye, nod politely, and KILL THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF HIM!”
25 facts about melanie by melanie martinez

1. I’m really good at doing hair and makeup, but I’m terrible at painting nails.

2. My shoes are never tied.

3. I need some sort of chocolate after every meal.

4. I always lose my phone.

5. I can shoot chocolate milk out of the gap between my two front teeth.

6. I have stitches on my chin and on my hand.

7. When I’m alone, I blast Muddy Waters and make up dances to every song.

8. I hate vegetables.

9. I have really vivid dreams, and often.

10. I stumble or trip at least eight times a day.

11. I’m not afraid of anything except for the dark and bees.

12. I love Play-Doh.

13. My first word was “mine” when my dad snatched a Push Pop out of my hand.

14. I can’t cook.

15. I still have two baby teeth.

16. I’m Puerto Rican and Dominican but do not speak any Spanish.

17. I never perform with shoes on, and I always wear Lacey socks.

18. I collect stuffed animals and toys from the ‘50s and ‘60s.

19. I don’t own a pair of jeans.

20. I never wear jewelry.

21. I eat at least five chocolate chip cookies a day.

22. I secretly wish I was a tattoo artist.

23. My favorite visual artists are Mark Ryden and Nicoletta Ceccoli.

24. My apartment looks like a baby’s nursery.

25. I’m obsessed with vintage Garbage Pail Kids cards, Animal Rummy cards, and Valentine’s Day cards from the ‘50s.

25 Things You Don't Know About, Melanie Martinez.
  1. I’m really good at doing hair and makeup, but I’m terrible at painting nails.
  2. My shoes are never tied. 
  3. I need some sort of chocolate after every meal.
  4. I always lose my phone. 
  5. I can shoot chocolate milk out of the gap between my two front teeth.
  6. I have stitches on my chin and on my hand.
  7. When I’m alone, I blast Muddy Waters and make up dances to every song.
  8. I hate vegetables.
  9. I have really vivid dreams, and often.
  10. I stumble or trip at least eight times a day.
  11. I’m not afraid of anything except for the dark and bees.
  12. I love Play-Doh. 
  13. My first word was “mine” when my dad snatched a Push Pop out of my hand.
  14. I can’t cook.
  15. I still have two baby teeth.
  16. I’m Puerto Rican and Dominican but do not speak any Spanish.
  17. I never perform with shoes on, and I always wear Lacey socks.
  18. I collect stuffed animals and toys from the ‘50s and ‘60s.
  19. I don’t own a pair of jeans.
  20. I never wear jewelry.
  21. I eat at least five chocolate chip cookies a day.
  22. I secretly wish I was a tattoo artist.
  23. My favorite visual artists are Mark Ryden and Nicoletta Ceccoli.
  24. My apartment looks like a baby’s nursery.
  25. I’m obsessed with vintage Garbage Pail Kids cards, Animal Rummy cards, and Valentine’s Day cards from the ‘50s.

driftwoodlester  asked:

Im new to the fandom is there anything i need to know about her? Any crucial information whatsoever?

Crucial information.. Well the first thing I get asked constantly that I’m gonna let you know about ahead of time is:

  • Melanie has snapchat but it’s private. I think a few people have found it, but it’s not a commonly known thing.
  • Melanie doesn’t like to be called “mom” or “queen.”
  • There are rumors that Melanie and Halsey hate each other; they’re not true!
  • As far as I know, Melanie doesn’t really listen to mainstream music.
  • She says her music is hip hop and trap influenced

And then here are 25 facts Melanie did a couple months ago.

  • 1. I’m really good at doing hair and makeup, but I’m terrible at painting nails.
  • 2. My shoes are never tied.
  • 3. I need some sort of chocolate after every meal.
  • 4. I always lose my phone.
  • 5. I can shoot chocolate milk out of the gap between my two front teeth.
  • 6. I have stitches on my chin and on my hand.
  • 7. When I’m alone, I blast Muddy Waters and make up dances to every song.
  • 8. I hate vegetables.
  • 9. I have really vivid dreams, and often.
  • 10. I stumble or trip at least eight times a day.
  • 11. I’m not afraid of anything except for the dark and bees.
  • 12. I love Play-Doh.
  • 13. My first word was “mine” when my dad snatched a Push Pop out of my hand.
  • 14. I can’t cook.
  • 15. I still have two baby teeth.
  • 16. I’m Puerto Rican and Dominican but do not speak any Spanish.
  • 17. I never perform with shoes on, and I always wear Lacey socks.
  • 18. I collect stuffed animals and toys from the ‘50s and ‘60s.
  • 19. I don’t own a pair of jeans.
  • 20. I never wear jewelry.
  • 21. I eat at least five chocolate chip cookies a day.
  • 22. I secretly wish I was a tattoo artist.
  • 23. My favorite visual artists are Mark Ryden and Nicoletta Ceccoli.
  • 24. My apartment looks like a baby’s nursery.
  • 25. I’m obsessed with vintage Garbage Pail Kids cards, Animal Rummy cards, and Valentine’s Day cards from the ‘50s.