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How to Attract the Signs

**Check Sun, Moon, and Venus

Aries: Don’t be timid. Compliment them, but don’t be insincere. Admire their appearance, but also their mind. They love lively discussion on current events, sports, music, politics, art—find something that clicks for you both. Don’t be afraid to go to them for advice. Never try to order them to do something or restrict them, though. Just be spontaneous, and go with the flow. 

Taurus: Be patient. Take your time really getting to know them. Make them laugh. Be sure to make the first move when the time is right. Buy them food, and they’ll love you. Money is a good topic of conversation. Feel free to show off your prized possessions and show lots of admiration and praise for theirs. Don’t monopolize the conversation. Let them speak about what they’re passionate about. 

Gemini: Be knowledgeable about current events, books, art, politics, et cetera, but never try to outdo a Gemini. They want someone who is intelligent, but not someone who is more so than them. Be honest, always. Make them laugh, or hit them with some juicy gossip. When trying to make a gemini fall for you, your words are your weapons. Don’t ever be insincere towards them, and be upfront about your intentions. 

Cancer: Don’t play hard to get, and don’t play with their emotions. Be direct about how you feel about them, and show them how much you really like them. Show them your softer side. Allow yourself to be vulnerable in front of them. Appeal to their romantic side—they love music. Be patient with them, and don’t try and make them rush into anything. 

Leo: Lay the compliments and praise on thick. Make your admiration very clear. The best thing you can do is appeal to their ego. The second best thing is to make them laugh. Impress them by showing them that they’ll have nothing but the best in your presence. Don’t skimp on the flowers, chocolates, and champagne. Give them the attention and love that they desire. 

Virgo: Make your intelligence and credentials evident, as Virgos are very attracted to intelligence. Always be a good sport. Don’t be whiny. Don’t be nosy and try to make them share more than they’re willing to. Virgos are private people. Keep the atmosphere tasteful. Avoid offensive or vulgar entertainment. Don’t be put out by their excessive worrying.

Libra: Pay them large compliments. Libras love to be admired. Let the conversation flow, as Libras are wonderful conversationalists, and they also love a good debate, so feel free to bring up controversial topics. But beware—another topic they love to talk about—themselves. Show them that you have good taste, and don’t be afraid to go all out.

Scorpio: Listen to them with full attention. Be sincere. Show them that you’re lively and interesting, with many layers for them to explore. They love to hear funny or intriguing stories and anecdotes. Don’t be afraid of their unpredictability. Always be respectful of them, even when you’re in an argument, and never, ever patronize them. 

Sagittarius: Ask them about their work, their friends, their thoughts on books, films, news, art, et cetera, but be careful not to pry into their personal lives. Don’t be put off by their sometimes very blatant honesty. Never try and control them or take away their freedom, and don’t put your emotional needs before their privacy. 

Capricorn: Don’t be afraid to take the initiative with the conversation, and be amusing. Don’t force them to show their feelings or try and breach their privacy. Show that you are interesting and intellectually stimulating. Listen when they talk. Don’t act immature. Capricorns are serious people who prefer serious topics. And always, always, be on time.

Aquarius: Talk to them about topics that are significant or important or at least interesting. They love deep conversation and debates, especially those involving books, art, politics, and science. Show them your humanitarian side. Don’t immediately hit them with your emotions and affections. Aquarians want their space. Give them time to know, trust, and depend on you, and don’t nag them about their mistakes.

Pisces: They enjoy talking about art, entertainment, books, and poetry, but to really catch their interest, discuss any topics relating to the occult, mysticism, spiritualism, conspiracies, the supernatural, and reincarnation. Feel free to ask them for advice and tell them your problems, but be sure to show them that you are strong, supportive, and have goals in life. They love flattery, so be sure to compliment them whenever you see them. Be sentimental, and always be kind. 

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DO NOT TALK ANGEL!! YA AR LIEK  DAT DIVA WITH UR LIL’MONSTERS! (?)


Now with the big kids (?)

That moment when your brothers mkes fun about ur PUNishment :V

a really long, but categorized, ask meme

ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING

  • *Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*
  • *Slaps you*
  • *Kisses you on the lips*
  • *Bites your lip*
  • *Rubs your shoulders*
  • *Dumps ice water over your head*
  • *Winks at you*
  • *Flips hair at you*
  • *Throws a ball of paper towards you*
  • *Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*
  • *Slams the door shut behind you*
  • *Storms out of the room*
  • *Wraps my arms around you from behind*
  • *Kisses your neck*
  • *Nibbles on your earlobe*
  • *Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*
  • *Strokes your hair*
  • *Caresses your cheek*
  • *Holds you in my arms*

QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION

  • “You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?”
  • “I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?”
  • “I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel.”
  • “Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes.”
  • “Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”
  • “Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”
  • “If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you.”
  • “Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”
  • *Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”

QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION

  • “I’m sorry, have we met before?”
  • “I don’t know you, but thanks.”
  • “You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?”
  • “We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again.”
  • “Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?”
  • “It’s none of your business. We just met.”
  • “Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”
  • “I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich.”
  • “Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry.”

QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION

  • “Did you get that email I sent you last night?”
  • “No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”
  • “I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!”
  • “I know what you’ve got in that top drawer.”
  • “I can’t believe you’re drunk at work.”
  • “You know, most people watch porn at home.”
  • “Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband.”
  • “Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!”
  • “If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too.”
  • “You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?”

QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION

  • “Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”
  • “We lost the playoffs.”
  • “The girls team beat the boys!”
  • “I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office.”
  • “Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours.”
  • “I heard they were fucking in the bathroom.”
  • “She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!”
  • “She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth.”
  • “I can’t believe we’re graduating this year.”
  • “Being a freshman sucks.”
  • “I slept with a sophomore last weekend.”
  • “She/he told me they were a junior!”
  • “Why are those freshmen staring at you?”
  • “Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?”
  • “How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?”
  • “Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”
  • “I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.”
  • “I definitely failed that test.”
  • “I got an A on my essay!”

QUOTES - SASS EDITION

  • “Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out.”
  • “I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number.”
  • “Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”
  • “I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give.”
  • “What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains.”
  • “Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you.”
  • “Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”
  • “At this point you might as well ask for my autograph.”

QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION

  • “You know I’m right! I’m always right!”
  • “Shut up. Just shut up!”
  • “I don’t need to listen to this.”
  • “You’re lying.”
  • “I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you.”
  • “I can’t look at you.”
  • “Don’t fucking touch me.”
  • “If you say one more word, I swear…”
  • “Pipe down, you’re making a scene.”
  • “What’s wrong with you?”
  • “Now I know why people think you’re neurotic.”
  • “You must be crazy.”
  • “I'm not backing down.”
  • “You can’t hide the truth forever, you know.”
  • “What’s your issue?
  • “You make me so angry.”
  • “This has nothing to do with you.”

QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION

  • “And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along.”
  • “I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?”
  • “I’ve never been good at this. I don't do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”
  • “You’re the one that I want.”
  • “I don't care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”
  • “Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else.”
  • “I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind.”
  • “I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life.”
  • “I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”
  • “I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now.”
  • “Please, don’t leave me.”
  • “I need you more than you will ever know.”
  • “I love you more than I could ever express in words.”

QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION

  • *Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*
  • “I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!”
  • “I brought vodka and ice cream.”
  • “You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads.”
  • “I can’t believe you went without me!”
  • “I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?”
  • “I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!”
  • “I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you.”
  • “Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up.”

QUOTES - NSFW EDITION

  • “What do you think about this outfit?”
  • “Bend over.”
  • “It’s not going to get up by itself, you know.”
  • “I thought you’d be bigger.”
  • “Where did we leave those damned handcuffs?”
  • “I can’t find my vibrator.”
  • “Just set your phone on vibrate!”
  • “I want to fuck you until you’re raw and shaking.”
  • “That’s it… do a little striptease for me.”
  • “You can watch… but you can’t touch.”
  • “Be quiet! They’re going to hear us.”
  • “And get this… the new toy? It glows in the dark.”
  • “I’ve got two flavours. Cherry or fruit punch?”
  • “I want to be on top.”
  • “That is one fine ass.”
  • “You look like a screamer.”
  • “Let me tie you up.”
  • “What’ll our safeword be?”
  • “I love making you squirm.”
  • “Not my neck! It’s summer, I can’t wear a turtleneck in the sun.”

TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION

  • [TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?
  • [TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.
  • [TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.
  • [TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.
  • [TEXT] Do you even love me?
  • [TEXT] What happened to us?
  • [TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.
  • [TEXT] IM26C4U.
  • [TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.
  • [TEXT] I couldn’t care less.
  • [TEXT] Now you know how it feels.
  • [TEXT] I still love you.
  • [TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.

TEXTS - NSFW EDITION

  • [TEXT] You can’t have me if you can’t even get the three C’s. Chocolates, champagne, and candles.
  • [TEXT] I’m in the bath… come join me?
  • [TEXT] Don’t tease. You know I like it rough.
  • [TEXT] Bed, counter, or floor?
  • [TEXT] If you can get here in five minutes I’ll suck you off first.
  • [TEXT] What do you think about threesomes? And, what about foursomes?
  • [TEXT] You’ve been naughty, I’m going to punish you.
  • [TEXT] I can’t believe you just sent me that. I’m at work/school!

TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION

  • [TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.
  • [TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.
  • [TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??
  • [TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.
  • [TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!

Colors of the Signs

aries: rose red, deep violet, latte

taurus: warm yellow, bronze, cranberry

gemini: pale green, sunflower yellow, sky blue

cancer: pale pink, baby blue, navy

leo: gold, royal blue, pure white

virgo: forest green, eggplant, silver

libra: lavender, magenta, bubblegum pink

scorpio: blood red, onyx, plum

sagittarius: sunset orange, brick red, misty blue

capricorn: burgundy, champagne, dark chocolate

aquarius: hot pink, aquamarine blue, sea green

pisces: lilac, colombia blue, baby’s breath white

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White by @maxithesims99

Lix by @franchischis-444

Cacao by @solointentodibujar

Late by @coffee-stars

Truflicht by @pandicornaruh

unnamed kid by @lunalight123

Champagne by @angexci

Zarzamora by @watomakochan

Capuccino by @nyallethekittycat19

Tuxia by @fancy-bunnys-blog


The Shit post that no one Asked for (?) Yep they are all the childs of this random ship XD WOWZERS! THEY ARE LIKE 10 KIDS! O_O I did not drew Darky is kid because she sayd that her child is deleted so… :’V


And yup yup The Kids vs Senpai = Kids win almost all ways XD

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New Video! Tried a lot of different flavored Chocolate with Connor Franta 🍫💕

Champagne Raspberry Kit Kats

Truth be told, I have not been digging most of the fancy flavors the Kit Kat Chocolatories in Japan have been releasing recently. However, this month’s new Connoisseur concept, Champagne Raspberry, is a winner!

I love the clean, simply illustrated package design!

For this boozy berry flavor, Yasumasa Takagi, the patissier who creates these special Kit Kats for Nestle Japan, took his inspiration from Epernay, France, the capital of Champagne production…

Like other berry flavored Kit Kats of the past, I expected the actual candy bars to be pink…

Only I opened the package to discover they were made of dark chocolate…

Quite a surprise…

However, when you broke one open, the “raspberriness” was evident inside…

While I usually avoid dark chocolate at all costs, using it here was indeed the right decision, as its bitterness plays perfectly against the sweetness of the raspberry and champagne. It’s one of the most beautifully balanced Kit Kats I can recall eating in a long time.

Champagne Raspberry Kit Kats are currently available at all Kit Kat Chocolatory locations across Japan, but I’m afraid I can’t tell you for how long.

How to Attract the Signs

**Check Sun, Moon, and Venus

Aries: Don’t be timid. Compliment them, but don’t be insincere. Admire their appearance, but also their mind. They love lively discussion on current events, sports, music, politics, art—find something that clicks for you both. Don’t be afraid to go to them for advice. Never try to order them to do something or restrict them, though. Just be spontaneous, and go with the flow.

Taurus: Be patient. Take your time really getting to know them. Make them laugh. Be sure to make the first move when the time is right. Buy them food, and they’ll love you. Money is a good topic of conversation. Feel free to show off your prized possessions and show lots of admiration and praise for theirs. Don’t monopolize the conversation. Let them speak about what they’re passionate about.

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sherlock holmes and the adventure of “oh my god who gave you a fondue pot?” “dimmock! can you believe it? he didn’t want it anymore but john. you can melt cheese and dip things in it. what an idiot, right?” 

  • There’s No Such Thing As A Basic Cheddar Fondue In This House
  • john’s favourite fondue is a caramelised shallots and gruyere fondue with thick, crusty bread 
  • sherlock’s favourite fondue is triple chocolate meltdown with strawberries and biscuits and, if they’re being especially fancy, waffles and whipped cream (and rainbow sprinkles, but that’s a secret) 
  • is there such thing as a breakfast fondue? john, if you were going to dip your eggs – sherlock, i don’t need to dip my eggs. i like my eggs just the way they are. – yes, but if you were — (it turns out to be a buttery swiss recipe, with scrambled eggs and bacon and sliced apples and good golden toast)
  • cheddar beer fondue. no! kahlua chocolate creme fondue. ooh, john, look, white chocolate champagne fondue, for one of those, you know, special nights?
  • john looking up fondue with dirty names to make sherlock laugh
  • relatedly, a new house rule: fondue Is Not For Bodies 
  • no, not even the triple chocolate meltdown, for god’s sake
  • kissing is okay though. encouraged, even. cheesy warm melty kisses or sweet slick chocolatey kisses or, once, thick sugary salted caramel kisses 
  • lestrade inexplicably getting invited to an oktoberfest party at 221b with the inexplicable follow-up to bring his own fork. he brings a table fork like a normal person would and struggles all night with pieces of soft pretzel and schnitzel while sherlock eats sausage suggestively at john
  • molly and sherlock trading fondue recipes
  • sherlock is this new cheese? — that’s not just any cheese, john, that’s pule cheese. made from serbian donkeys. — it’s. donkey cheese. — it’s the most expensive cheese in the world, john. five hundred pounds per pound. — you spent five hundred pounds on cheese?? wait, you are not making fondue with the most expensive cheese in the world, sherlock holmes! — of course i am. what else would i do with it? 
  • the extremely belated discovery that sherlock is lactose intolerant, jesus christ sherlock — mm but it’s soo good
  • after two months it gets put away on an upper shelf and never touched again except for very very rare and special occasions like their anniversary or when sherlock has been depressed for too long and needs cheering up or new bond movie nights or lestrade’s retirement party.
  • honestly, john. who doesn’t love a fondue party?