chocochat

I am a genius songwriter
  • Roony: help im faling aslerineep
  • Choco: *covers you in blankets*
  • Choco: *baps with a pillow*
  • Choco: rockabye roony
  • Choco: on the bedtop
  • Choco: when it gets late like a stone she will drop
  • Choco: when the mspa notifier bloops then she will wake up
  • Choco: and someone screech update rhyme blup blup
  • Choco: YEAH *smashes guitar*
  • Roony: aswndkjefngfrrrg
No context is the best context.
  • Choco: imperial spam
  • Choco: goes to every existing address
  • Ashkatom: condesce probably uses it like twitter
  • Choco: @HICondescension Okay I'm up beac)(es!
  • Choco: @HICondescension Had a weird dream about krilling aliens.
  • Choco: @HICondescension I've had betta culldreams. T)(e one w)(ere I flooded the planet with faygo was good.
  • Choco: @HICondescension Alt)(ough it ruined my dream baking.
  • Choco: @HICondescension Fucking dream bread went all gross. 38|
  • Choco: needless to say no one reads the email
  • Ashkatom: @HICondescension Anyone w)(o doesn't rippley to t)(is wifin 24 )(rs gets culled 38] Try to spam filter me, beac)(es.
  • Choco: HAHA she starts those chain things
  • Choco: @HICondescension Send t)(is to ten trolls wit)(in a perigee or a drone will appear on your )(ivering next equinox.
  • Ashkatom: @HICondescension Forward t)(is to all your quadrantmates or your account w)(ale be closed P-ERMAN-ENTLY
  • Ashkatom: @HICondescension If you minnow w)(at I mean
  • Ali: I Feel like darkleer would be a squib too ;w;
  • Choco: mmm the voidy thing
  • Choco: he is the unluckiest
  • Ali: true
  • Choco: I guess he's like Filch then :|a
  • Choco: patrols around at night
  • Ali: AND DISCIPLE IS MRS NORRIS
  • Choco: OMG
  • Ali: TXT IT
  • Choco: and Care Of Magical Creatures
  • Choco: A CAT IS TEACHING THE CLASS
  • Choco: A CAT
  • Choco: GUYS
  • Ali: YES
  • Choco: AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING THIS
  • Choco: (she's probably not actually a cat)
  • Choco: (she just purrfurs it)
  • Ali: Disciple is an animagus
  • Ali: totes
  • Ali: like professor mcgonagall
  • Ali: just like teaches her classes as a cat
  • Ali: and all the first years are like are we getting punk'd
  • Ali: and by the time you're a 3rd year you're just like just roll with it man
  • Choco: haahaha yup
  • Choco: there's always someone who walks in late and it like aw sweet no teacher man it's weird how everyone's working under these conditions OH JESUS WHAT
  • Choco: omg
  • Choco: kankri
  • Choco: is a mansplainer
  • Ashkatom: YES
  • Ashkatom: YES HE IS
  • Choco: help
  • Choco: I'm g9ing t9 let you finish, 6ut let me just add that y9ur perceptions 9f female persecution in a fundamentally matriarchal s9ciety are flawed, and haem9casteism is a much larger issue.
  • Choco: #troll kanye west
For Dae
  • Choco: I am thinking about queen dolorosa now because of your followers
  • Ashkatom: pffffff
  • Choco: moirail activities: raid their stuff, steal a crown, BE ROYAL
  • Choco: hot troll cosmo pale tips
  • Choco: that is the meme yes
  • Ashkatom: pffffffff
  • Choco: (dualscar will have no bling left once his quadrants are through)
  • Ashkatom: (hey d2 2tealiing the2e bangle thiing2 for hot 2ex wiith 2f you're not iinviited)
  • Choco: (Dualscar I Am Taking This Circlet To Be A Royal Pain In The Ass In Condesce's Direction)
  • Ashkatom: ( :33 the shiny is mine
  • Ashkatom: halibut you're not efin
  • Ashkatom: :33 mine )
  • Choco: (DUALSCAR I CONFISCATED THESE FROM PSI BECAUSE HE'S AN IDIOT.)
  • Choco: (do you have thii2 iin priimary colour2 iin2tead of 2tupiid purple)
  • Ashkatom: (wwhy wwould i)
  • Choco: (why wouldn't you)
  • Ashkatom: (i don't knoww if you noticed
  • Ashkatom: halibut wwe all kinda got separate colour schemes goin on here
  • Ashkatom: an mine is reel heavvy on the purple)
  • Choco: (purple ii2 made of blue and red you 2hould get wiith the colour theory and maybe get 2ome bliing that doe2n't 2uck)
  • Ashkatom: one day he tries to accessorise and it's just all gone
  • Choco: "..."
  • Choco: (surf havve you been hoardin a pile a my stuff or do i havve to shake dowwn psi)
  • Ashkatom: DOL I WWANT MY STUFF BACK
  • Choco: DOL WWHY DO YOU EVVEN HAVVE IT PURPLE AN GREEN CLASH
  • Ashkatom: I was going to reblog your post on how 2 8 g8 with a spoof
  • Ashkatom: but I ran out of steam
  • Ashkatom: so have a verse
  • Ashkatom: In the dark of the night,
  • You'll gain a follower!
  • In the dark of the night,
  • There's a rebloo-ooo-oooog
  • Choco: in the dark of the night in the dark of the night~
  • Ashkatom: Soon you will kneel
  • to the Homestuck fandom's zeal!
  • Choco: COME MY TROLLKIN BOW TO LORD ENGLISH
  • Ashkatom: LET YOUR CODPIECE SHINE
  • Ashkatom: (im sorry)
  • Ashkatom: (im not sorry)
  • Choco: *ded*
  • Ashkatom: The problem is
  • Ashkatom: That I have to put my full name on this thing
  • Ashkatom: And I don't know if I want ashkatom linked to my full name
  • Choco: put it somewhere really tiny
  • Ashkatom: Ehehe
  • Choco: oh or in the notes in the html
  • Choco: somewhere in a mess of other stuff
  • Ashkatom: Pfftthaha
  • Choco: it's there
  • Ashkatom: No, it's a portfolio site, so it has to Belong to Me :(
  • Choco: you just can't see it >:3
  • Choco: bah
  • Ashkatom: Ah well
  • Choco: BAH
  • Choco: avoid green for plausible deniability
  • Ashkatom: GUESS I'M KEEPING THIS IDENTITY FOREVER
  • Choco: who me ashkatom of tumblr no that's just my strange green loving doppelganger
  • Ashkatom: "Haha nah that's some other Ashlyn [REDACTED]"
  • Choco: but you're both ashlyns you say
  • Choco: well
  • Ashkatom: "Born in 92"
  • Choco: well you see
  • Ashkatom: "Doing web design"
  • Choco: you know how tasmanians have two heads
  • Choco: we sort of
  • Choco: bilocated entirely
  • Ashkatom: PFFFFFTAHAHAHAHA
  • Choco: 100% known to happen*
  • *not a lie at all
I'm gonna be honest: I spent most of today playing with the seerpak tarot deck.
  • Ashkatom: plays with tarot
  • Choco: yeeee
  • Choco: tell me mah fortune
  • Ashkatom: ok!
  • Ashkatom: no reversed shit because I'm too lazy to shuffle extensively
  • Choco: hee
  • Ashkatom: WELL THAT'S CHEERFUL
  • --
  • Ashkatom: ok I have asked the cards if I should do my laundry
  • Ashkatom: i think this means yes
  • --
  • Ashkatom: from now on I am going to consult the tarot for all life decisions
  • Ashkatom: it will tell me what I want to hear
  • Choco: snorks
  • Ashkatom: see it's like
  • Ashkatom: when you flip a coin
  • Ashkatom: and you suddenly KNOW what side you want to see
  • --
  • Ashkatom: i dropped a tarot card and can't find it
  • Ashkatom: does that mean something
  • --
  • Ashkatom: I think the cards are telling me to put them away
  • Choco: snorks
  • Ashkatom: they're literally like GO DO SOMETHING ELSE YOU OBSESSED FREAK
  • Choco: XDDD
  • Ashkatom: #ashkatom #reader of the mystic energies
Wherein Jess and I shout a lot
  • Choco: YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO ENTERTAIN YOUSELF
  • Ashkatomb: BUT I SUCK AT THAT
  • Choco: WRITE FBATN OR SOMETHING
  • Ashkatomb: I SUCK AT THAT TOO
  • Choco: OR NIGGLY PROMPTS
  • Ashkatomb: ALSO THAT ;n;
  • Choco: OR DUALSCAR BEING A CLINGY TEXTY BOYFRIEND AND SUF BEING A DORK ABOUT VASES OF ANCIENT ORIGIN OR SOMETHING
  • Ashkatomb: THAT'S AWFULLY SPECIFIC HAVE YOU BEEN THINKING ABOUT THAT LATELY
Beta beta beta
  • Ashkatom: so yeah
  • Ashkatom: chapter done?
  • Jess [Choco]: indeed! would you like me to check for quirk errors again later?
  • Ashkatom: naaah people can just deal with it
  • Ashkatom: I am coding it up and calling it done
  • Jess [Choco]: well I've got until like
  • Jess [Choco]: August
  • Jess [Choco]: I could log into your account and fix it if you don't want to <_<
  • Ashkatom: >_> one day I'm going to wake up
  • Ashkatom: and my entire tumblr is going to be spellchecked
  • Ashkatom: and you'll be all
  • Ashkatom: oh yeah! fixed that for you
  • Jess [Choco]: ... I may have actually
  • Jess [Choco]: done that before
  • Ashkatom: ...
  • Ashkatom: jess
  • Jess [Choco]: only once <_<
  • Jess [Choco]: it was on an intermission >_>
  • Ashkatom: jess, sweetie, I think you need to look at your choices :|
  • Jess [Choco]: and I think it was a comma anyway <_<
  • Ashkatom: oh well screw commas >_>
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  • Ashkatom: it would help if it wasn't so goddamn vague
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  • Ashkatom: yeah that's about what it looks like