In this moment, I want nothing more than to call Chloe to hear her angelic voice and her deep chuckle (and I can’t remember the words she always uses to describe people, I’ll have to ask her, if I can) but the fact that her home phone ISN’T WORKING and that her mobile is (NEVER) not charged is making my life very hard right now and that’s not nice because it’s my birthday in like 2 hours and 18 minutes.