chloe liveblogs something she's watching

SO WHOEVER IS IN THAT SHIP HAS HEARD ALL OF CLARKE’S MESSAGES
for like SIX FUCKING YEARS they’ve been hearing this girl wax on and on about “BELLAMY BLAKE” like

whoever is in there

those people are the BIGGEST FUCKING BELLARKE STANS IN THE UNIVERSE! WHAT IF ITS A BUNCH OF TO’ UP PRISONERS WHO ARE GIDDY AT THE THOUGHT OF THIS LONELY SOUNDING GIRL FINDING HER HUSBAND AGAIN. They’re gonna pop out like “OMG ITS CLARKE. GIRL WHERE IS BELLAMY?! I LOVED YOUR MESSAGE ON JULY 5TH 2154!!!!”

EVEN BETTER what if the prisoner transport has been hearing all of clarke’s transmissions are like “DAMN WE GOTTA GET THAT GIRL HER BELLAMY” so they fucking race over the ark, grab the gang, and head down to earth cus FOR FUCKS SAKE THEY CAN’T HEAR HER PINE FOR HIM ANYMORE ON THE GODDAMN SPACE AIRWAVES GODDAMNIT.

lol seriously though they did that grundy business for us.

they knew they fucked up and they were like K. WE’LL KILL THE SEXUAL PREDATOR. SORRY SHE WAS EVER A THING TO BEGIN WITH. WE THOUGHT WE WAS BEING EDGY AND ADULT AND DID NOT TAKE INTO ACCOUNT THE CULTURAL CLIMATE. OR THE FACT THAT IT WAS GROSS AND DISTURBING OUR BAD THAT ONES ON US.

and see THAT is how you cater to fans not the gross other way some showS DO IT YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE

the reason this is all bullshit is because betty could just like hey babes, i gotta pretend to cut you out in public or else the black hood is gonna kill people and veronica and juggie would be like COOL GIRL. LUV YOU, MEAN IT. KEEP HIM DISTRACTED AND WE’LL CIRCLE AROUND AND SURPRISE HIM FROM BEHIND.

right cus like.
fucking friendship etc.