chive oil

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CORN & FENNEL CHOWDER WITH CHIVE FENNEL OIL (VEGAN).

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CLOUSE’S CREAMY CHIVE CASSEROLE

The new official food of the Ninjago fandom!

Ingredients:

  • Snared meat
  • “Delicious” soup
  • Water for boiling/braising/etc.
  • Chives (shredded)
  • Ginger (shredded)
  • Wine
  • “Gourmet powder”
  • Watered starch
  • Chive oil
  • Sesame oil
  • Crisp chips
  • Fruit peel (shredded)
  • Anthemum (I think it means dill, but idk)
  • Other seasonings, as desired

Step One:

Clean the killed meat. Put it in boiling water, then add chives, ginger, wine and stew for half an hour.

Take the meat and tear shreds. Cream them together with the chives, ginger, wine and delicious soup for 2 hours.

EDIT: It says “Take”, not “Bake”. The symbol was really blurry and hard to tell.

Step Two:

Put the snare meat shreds and the seasonings in 1000g* delicious soup in a pot. Braise them to boiling and then take away the foam. Add gourmet powder, watered starch to make paste.

Pour in chive oil, sesame oil and place them in a casserole together with crisp chips, chive shreds, ginger shreds, fruit peel shreds, with anthemum and other seasonings.