And on the 10674th day, God said, “Yea, let there be Southern Biscuits and Gravy flavored potato chips.” And there was morning, and there was evening; the 10674th day.

NOTE: Do not trust the Greektown Gyro chips. They are basically Sour Cream and Onion with a hint of spice. It is an affront to the culinary masterpiece which is the gyro, and I will not stand for it.