Refund

“Hey, the vending machine ate my dollar.”
“Ah, sorry. We don’t do refunds.
“Dang!”
“But you can buy a snack through me.”
“Hmm, okay. I’ll take some chips.”
“$1 please.”
“Here you are.”
“Yummy. Thank you.”
“Hey! You just ate my dollar!”
“Sorry. No refunds.”
“I want to talk to your manager!”
“Okay. Nick! Some gay guy wants to talk to you.”
“Hey! I’m not gay!”
“Okay. Nick! Some homophobe wants to talk to you.”
“Hey! I’m not a homophobe!”
“Okay. Nick! Some bitch wants to talk to you.”
“Thank you,” said the bitch.
Nick never came. He was busy giving his spider a haircut. But, really, when wasn’t he?

Chips are life.

[Quick update]

Hey guys! Really sorry for the lack of new comics - I’ve been hella busy lately. My schedule is a bit all over the place right now, but I promise that I’ll do my best to post at least once a week! 

Hope you all have a lovely weekend!