The Signs as Chip Flavors
  • <p><b>Aries:</b> Hot Fries- often a fan favorite, but some people just can't handle your heat.<p/><b>Taurus:</b> Honey Mustard Pringles- fun flavor, but you're often muted in tone, so some people just don't get you!<p/><b>Gemini:</b> Baked Kale Chips- A pretty good flavor! If people can get over their bias against you, you'd do them a lot of good.<p/><b>Cancer:</b> Nacho Cheese Doritos- A classic favorite, you're liked by many. You leave a lasting impression, sometimes good sometimes bad, but that's part of the experience.<p/><b>Leo:</b> Cheddar&Sour Cream Ruffles-You've got a wildness that people often can't get enough of. Not everyone digs the vibe, though.<p/><b>Virgo:</b> Sea Salt & Vinegar Pringles- You are more refined than your brethren, and are a favorite of plenty of classy folks! But some people find that you leave a bad taste in their mouth.<p/><b>Libra:</b> Lays Original- muted at first, but the more people really dig into you, the more they want!<p/><b>Scorpio:</b> Pizza Flavor Pringles- You're an odd one, aren't you? Your flavor isn't for everyone, but those that like you, *really* like you.<p/><b>Sagittarius:</b> Barbecue Lays- Made to be present at celebrations and get togethers! You can come on pretty strong, though.<p/><b>Capricorn:</b> Chili Cheese Fritos- You have a different perspective than most, and a muted tone. But you're good to have in any situation.<p/><b>Aquarius:</b> Sour Cream & Onion Lays- Most people like you, because of your light nature.<p/><b>Pisces:</b> Cheetos- You're pretty cheesy. But you're loved by many, and leave a lasting impression on everything you come in contact with.<p/></p>

And on the 10674th day, God said, “Yea, let there be Southern Biscuits and Gravy flavored potato chips.” And there was morning, and there was evening; the 10674th day.

NOTE: Do not trust the Greektown Gyro chips. They are basically Sour Cream and Onion with a hint of spice. It is an affront to the culinary masterpiece which is the gyro, and I will not stand for it.