chippendale's

nurseydex couple costume hc

alternatively titled: costumes nursey tried to get dex to wear

  • bert and ernie
    • “the most iconic gay couple ever, dex, c’mon.”
  • disney princes
    • “how awesome would it be if people walk into the party and see prince naveen mackin’ on prince eric?”
  • catdog
    • “i feel like you’re just saying no because you would clearly be cat.”
  • chippendales
    • “don’t even try to act like that wouldn’t be the hottest thing ever.”
  • pikachu and ash
    • “YOU WERE TOTALLY A POKEMON NERD, POINDEXTER.”
  • angel and demon
    • “your hair is red, dex, you have to be the demon.”
  • kay and jay from men in black
    • “ok, yes, i realize that wearing a suit to a kegster isn’t a great idea, but…”
  • batman and superman
    • “you KNOW there was a shit ton of gay subtext between them, dex. you KNOW.”
  • tom and jerry
    • “but you’d look so cute in mouse ears, dexy!!!!!”
  • benny “the jet” rodriguez and smalls from sandlot
    • obviously i would be benny!”
  • harry potter and ron weasley
    • “i know for a fact you have a gryffindor scarf in your closet right now, don’t front.”
  • the wolf and little red
    • “really? that’s the one you go for?”
Jeffrey Dahmer’s Stuff

Below is a list of stuff found in Jeffrey Dahmer’s apartment, compiled from Lionel Dahmer’s book “A Father’s Story” and an article on Murderpedia:

Food & Drink:
  • Supplements: Yerba Prima, Vita and Anabolic Fuel
  • Doritos and Ruffles Potato Chips
  • Alcohol:
    Bottles of rum and beer cans. Brands: Budweiser, Pabst Blue Ribbon and Miller High Life.

Videos:

  • Movies: “Blade Runner,” “Return of the Jedi” and Exorcist III”
  • Pornographic: “Cocktales,” “Chippendale’s Tall, Dark and Handsome,” “Hard Men II,” “Hard Men III “Rock Hard,” “Peepshow” and “Tropical Heat Wave.”
  • An episode of “The Bill Cosby Show” and a lecture on evolution.

Reading material:

  • Pornographic (Unnamed)
  • four books on caring for fish,
  • King James Bible

Audio cassettes on Creation Science and the Bible and other biblical tapes:

  • “The Genesis Flood”
  • “The Bible, Science and the Age of the Earth”
  • “Numerology and The Divine Triangle”
  • A learning kit of books and tapes in Latin

Music:

  • Motley Crue 
  • Def Leppard’s “Hysteria”


Cleaning Agents & Chemicals:

  • 1 gallon bottle of Clorox bleach
  • Woolworth Pine Cleaner
  • Lysol
  • Odor-sorb
  • 4 boxes of muriatic acid
  • Formaldehyde
  • Choloroform
  • Ether
  • Halcion
  • 6 boxes of Soilex


Miscelleneous items:

  • 3 black-handled forks
  • 2  butcher knives
  • 1 pair of chemical-resistant gloves
  • Handsaw with five detachable blades
  • ¾ inch drill
  • Barbecue sauce
  • Meat tenderizer.
  • Polaroid camera
  • 50 envelopes from Woolworth’s
  • Tube of acne lotion
  • Shaving kit
  • Oral-B toothbrush
  • Lease for apartment 213
  • Library card with Jeffrey Dahmer’s name on it
  • Pair of men’s black nylon shorts
  • Business cards with the name “Lionel Dahmer Ph.D”
  • Large hypodermic needle
  • Contact lense cleaning kit
  • “Ornamental driftwood”
  • Artificial peacock feathers
  • Aquarium with tropical fish
  • Male nudes hanging in bedroom & hallway
  • Computer
  • A guide to learning DOS
  • A blue and white laptop box cover
  • 2 plastic griffins
  • Incense burner
  • Incense sticks
  • Fish food
  • Nickel-plated handcuffs

Bedding:

  • 1 blood-stained white pillow with light blue floral pattern
  • 1 blood-stained pillow with black case
  • 1 blood-stained black fitted sheet
  • 1 blood-stained white mattress cover
  • 1 blood-stained black pillow case
  • 1 blood stained mattress (both sides) with blue floral pattern
Refrigerator:
  • Man’s head in cardboard box
Freezer:
  • 3 plastic bags: 2 had a human heart in them and part of a muscle was found in the third.

Floor-standing freezer:

  • Plastic bag containing flesh and various human internal organs
Hallway closet:
  • 2 human hands in large aluminum kettle
  • Human genitals including penises, testicles and pubic hair region


Bedroom:

      Metal filing cabinet:

  • Top drawer: 3 human skulls on dark blue towel, painted gray to a “marble-like texture.”
  • Bottom drawer: Complete human skeleton with two paper bags: One had dried remains of human scalp and the other dried, mummified genitals
  • Box with a styrofoam lid: 2 human skulls
  • 57-gallon blue plastic drum containing three human torsos in various 
Dresser:
  • Top drawer: 74 photos of bodies in various poses and stages of dismemberment.

Identification cards and driver’s licenses with the following names were found: Oliver Lacy, Tony Hughes and Joseph Bradehoft.

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All five variants and the main cover for Doom Patrol #1, on sale September 15, the debut title of DC’s Young Animal.

The book is written by Gerard Way, drawn by Nick Derington, colored by Tamra Bonvillain, and lettered by Todd Klein.

The main cover with the peelable gyro–yes, that’s a removable sticker revealing something underneath!–is by Nick Derington and James Harvey.

The variants are by Sanford Greene, Babs Tarr, Brian Bolland, Jaime Hernandez & Laura Allred, and Brian Chippendale. 

Variants are open to order, so your comic book retailer can order any and all you want. So let them know!