chipped ham

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Update from last week: got my phone back! Some guy found it on the floor (don’t ask) and returned it. The jacket was the target of the theft, as I suspected (and now I’m sick af because it was 42F when I was trying to get home - with a sheer top on 😅).

Anyway, let’s see what’s been happening for the past week.


Interesting and fun stuff

Recipe lists

Food days

Top recipes

Homemade Pizza Roll Recipe

Tortellini with Pesto and Roasted Veggies

SOFT CHEWY CRISP CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES

MINI HAM CHEESE AND SPINACH BREAKFAST PIES

Lemon Sheet Cake

SWEET AND SPICY ASIAN CHICKEN TENDERS

MINI S'MORES CHEESECAKES

LEMON BERRY COBBLER

CREAMY STOVETOP MACARONI AND CHEESE

Lemon Blueberry Pancake Bites

Blackberry Cake Recipe

SKILLET CHEESEBURGER PASTA

VEGAN “EGG” FRIED RICE

4-Ingredient Peanut Butter Cookies

Garlic Parmesan Roasted Carrots

Sunflower Cake


And don’t forget this ancient tumblr user proverb: Why is a porn blog following me.

Keto Day 75

Conference day 2… I had a packet of tuna and fatty coffee for breakfast because I was unsure of the lunch option. Lunch was ham sandwich, chips, and cookie. I ate the ham, cheese and pickle. Supper I went to the hotel sports bar to watch basketball and splurged with a Blue Moon, then ordered a bacon cheeseburger no bread, and coleslaw instead of fries. So I am starting to see how this lifestyle is manageable when away from home.

this is my rant and i don’t know why but i just really want someone to read this so if you are reading this and you have a spare 5 minutes please read this because i have no one else who will listen.

my mother’s  boyfriend is diabetic - not borderline, not almost, not just. he is diabetic. he goes out and buys potato chips, goes ham at candy tables at parties, DRINKS ALCOHOL, buys more potato chips, every time he’s near one, he buys mcdonalds. he doesn’t actively exercise (oh but he did do soccer when he was like 16 which apparently makes up for it lol) and his fruit intake? i have not seen that man sit down and eat a piece of fresh fruit in god knows how long. water? he has more beer in his system than water. but my diet is horrible, it’s not going to change anything, i’m not gonna lose weight. my diet, which i spent DAYS researching to make sure it was healthy and to make sure that it would work and be safe. my diet that consists of protein, salad, fresh fruit, low carb snacks and me reading the nutrition facts on every fucking thing i pick up in a grocery store isn’t going to work. the same diet i pair with cardio and drinking as much water as possible 

i buy chicken and fish that has already been seasoned etc. because it’s convenient and affordable. chicken and fish that i spent a good 10 minutes comparing with other chicken and fish to make sure i got the best that i could whilst also making sure i liked it. chicken and fish that is NOT processed, that’s actual filleted fish, chicken breast that has been seasoned or battered. it has not been churned and molded with anything else, it is chicken and fish. do you want to know what my mother’s boyfriend had the nerve of saying about me? first of all he went through my food. second of all, he actually said to my mother: “that chicken and fish she has isn’t going to make her lose weight it’s all processed.” 

the same fish, mind you, HE BUYS FOR HIMSELF.  let this sink in and tell me whether i am being over dramatic when i say i want to honestly want him to choke