chipotle,

I was ringing up a white couples burrito bowls the other day at Chipotle. Their total was $17.38.

I looked at the guy, and asked, “Is this your trap queen?” with a straight face.

 He looked confused as hell, They then looked at the total.
They started dying for like 3 - 4 minutes possibly while everybody in line looked confused as fuck.

Good times.

Homemade Double Double ….. #Grilled Top #Sirloin patties seasoned with #flavorgod #chipotle, SIX slices American and #Muenster with #lettuce, #tomatoes and Mom’s #pickles on #Bacon Fat seared sesame #bun. Photo by: @julesfood #food #foodporn #foodbeast #omg #love #burger #cheeseburger #baussylyfe #yum #delish

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Since we’re posting our favorite vines, here is the first vine that truly captured my heart. 

Chipotle for dinner!! AND it’s double-wrapped with TWO tortillas because the first one burst open.💥💥💥 BEST DAY EVER. So many vegan options here too! You can order a burrito with or without the wrap, hard or soft tacos, or a salad. You can choose from white or brown rice, black or pinto beans, fajita veggies (onions and bell peppers), sofritas (yummy seasoned tofu), four different types of salsas, guacamole and lettuce. All of those are vegan and delicious! 😋

My favorite burrito comes with lots of white rice (I always ask them for an extra scoop or two), black beans, fajita veggies, spicy and corn salsa, guacamole and lettuce.

Keep in mind: if you order a veggie burrito, the guacamole is included in the price. If you order sofritas (yummy seasoned tofu) the guacamole is extra.💰😬

Chipotle is hella salty though, so make sure you fill up on water before and after! 💦
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#vegan #plantbased #highcarb #hclf #highcarblowfat #starchivore #starchsolution #whatveganseat #veganfoodshare #rawtil4 #poweredbyplants #healthy #veganism #cleaneating #vegansofig #veganfood #veganfoodporn #veganlife #vegansofinstagram #california #travel #vegantravel #nomad #chipotle #burrito #veganburrito #burritoporn (at Chipotle)

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When you’re getting embarrassed eating at chipotle at least a couple times a week, it’s time to make your own bowl at home. I made mine with baked potatoes instead of rice 😉 #plantbass #lovesbassandplantbased #turnipthebeet #chipotle #chipotleinspired #burritobowl #guacamole #picodegallo #salsa #blackbeans #heaven #plantbased #vegan #highcarbvegan #rawtill4 #vegansofig #whatveganseat #foodporn #healthy #mexican #mexicanfood #veganfoodporn #eatcolor #eattherainbow

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NEW VIDEO: “TRAUMA at CHIPOTLE- viewer discretion advised.

Things the signs remind me of

Aries: having like a billion cups in their room, color runs, pastel sweaters

Taurus: fireplaces, starbucks runs, curly hair

Gemini: cardigans, Doc Martens, midnight movie marathons

Cancer: bake sales, hugs, last minute plans

Leo: Chipotle, good hair, bright smiles

Virgo:  nerd glasses, haunted houses, climbing on the roof

Libra: aesthetics, puppies, Halsey

Scorpio: dark clothes, deep convos, the best times

Sagittarius: calm face, singing, shopping

Capricorn: Christmas, dark hair, secret make out sessions

Aquarius: friendship, funny youtube videos, beautiful faces

Pisces: kindness, video games, cute noses