I was ringing up a white couples burrito bowls the other day at Chipotle. Their total was $17.38.

I looked at the guy, and asked, “Is this your trap queen?” with a straight face.

 He looked confused as hell, They then looked at the total.
They started dying for like 3 - 4 minutes possibly while everybody in line looked confused as fuck.

Good times.


Burrito, burrito bowl, tacos?

Burrito: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Sagittarius

Burrito Bowl: Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra

Tacos:  Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces

White or Brown Rice?

White: Aries, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Scorpio, Capricorn

Brown: Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces

Black or Pinto Beans?

Black: Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn

Pinto: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces

None: Aries, Leo, Libra, Scorpio

What kind of Meat?

Sofritas: Leo, Virgo, Libra

Barbacoa: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius

Steak: Aries, Scorpio, Capricorn

Chicken: Taurus, Cancer, Pisces


Veggies/Lettuce: Virgo, Libra, Capricorn

Mild Salsa: Gemini, Cancer, Aquarius

Hot Salsa: Aries, Scorpio, Sagittarius

Sour Cream: Taurus, Leo, Pisces

Guac: Aries, Leo, Libra, Aquarius

Cheese: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces (Every sign gets cheese, let’s be real)