I love how atm Doomfist is basically a fuckin cryptid like there are mentioned sightings but zero photos. Even the poster of him is all shadowy and mysterious (assuming the last one is current doomfist)
If they do make him playable I hope all his teasers are like shitty blurry photos with circles and completely insane life accounts from people who’ve seen him.
“Yeah bro I saw Doomfist yesterday the guy leveled my favorite restaurant and stole all the fuckin chips.”
It’ll sell pads, tampons, diva cups, assorted pain killers, sweat pants, comfortable underwear, XXXL t-shirts, fuzzy socks, heating pads, hot water bottles.. There will be a snack session, assorted sweet and salty treats, assorted flowers, stuffed animals, people can drop off coupons (Free ice cream cone anyone?) as donations.. There will be a lounge in the back of the store where you can chill and watch chick flicks and snack and bitch about your bitchiness, it’ll be great