anonymous asked:

Can you do where everyone on the cruise for the vacation?

here is everyone’s favorite the-staff-goes-on-vacation headcanons:

  • garderenza book the cruise ship. it is FABULOUS. they get the biggest, most fabulous one, and they book themselves the fucking biggest suite on the ship. belle and adam book a small cabin in third class and they couldn’t be happier
  • lumiere burns like a candle in the sun. plumette packs a small bottle of sunscreen for herself but like, a fucking barrel for lumiere, because he is pale and smoll and also smearing sunscreen on her lover is a good excuse for s e x™
  • chip buys the BIGGEST fucking beachball. it’s like more than half his size and he rolls around on it and is a fucking danger to mankind
  • lumiere eats and eats and eats and when he’s done he goes into the kitchen and bothers the cruise’s chefs and he has to be thrown out and is basically A Problem Child for this whole thing
  • adam turns out to be really good at cannon-balling into the pool
  • he also is good at dunking belle into the pool. she screams and swats him but they both love it
  • chapeau in swimshorts. just. chapeau. in . swim. shorts.
  • cogsworth starts the vacation being super uptight and signing on for all the really boring activities, but by the end he’s red as a lobster and won’t move from his deck chair and his extra-large martini
  • mrs. potts and jean potts renew their wedding vows. it’s cute and plumette cries
  • garderobe sings every night and cadenza CRIES omygawd he CRIIIES
  • maurice gets a lil seasick but adam checks in on him and makes sure he’s o.k.
  • by the end everybody is really sunburnt and ready to go home but also they all really like Jamaican food and lumiere’s bought a summer cottage in the bahamas that he and plumette have no real way of getting to
  • in the end adam buys the fucking boat and they just go on cruises whenever the fucking want to. lumiere lords it over the kitchen and everyone is pleased

there’s one bit in the original Beauty and the Beast that’s bugged me ever since I saw it as a kid? It’s when Mrs Potts is sending Chip to bed and she says “hop into the cupboard with your brothers and sisters” and there are? lots of other Chip-like cups in there?

possible conclusions to be drawn from this:

  • mrs potts has over 20 children but only actually cares about one of them
  • there were tons of children in the castle when it was cursed and none of them bar Chip had parents or guardians
  • the cursed servants, going mad with the isolation, have taken to drawing faces on the actually inanimate objects and treating them like children

none of these possibilities are good

Things I loved about Beauty and the Beast
  • Diversity slapped me in face and I welcomed it with open arms
  • The enchantress didn’t curse an 11 year old who obviously knew stranger danger
  • He was an actual douche bag who deserved to be cursed
  • Belle’s blue dress
  • “You’re library makes our small corner of the world seem big”
  • “But she’s so well read and your so… athletically inclined.”
  •  I want that music box. TAKE MY MONEY DISNEY
  • Belle Doing laundry
  • Belle teaching the little girl to read
  • I love that it’s eternally winter there that just seems really cool to me

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anonymous asked:

did Octavia take the chip to become commander? It will be all Lexa's gay thoughts to make Octavia queer Lexa: Clarke was really good at sex Octavia: the fuck?

She isn’t a nightblood as far as I know which makes it even worse. 

Honestly they may get me to watch an episode again if they put Lexa in Octavia’s head whispering really inappropriate shit at the worst times. 

Lexa: “Her boobs look really great in that shirt.”

Octavia: “I’m in a council meeting, Lexa. Shut the fuck up.”

Lexa: “Tell her I say her boobs look really great in that shirt. If you do I’ll stop talking.”

Octavia: “No.”

Lexa: “Fine. I can just describe the things we did when we had sex. So Clarke-”

Octavia: “Clarke your girlfriend says your tits look great!”

BATB Songs In One Sentence
  • Aria: Yo look at this awesome party that the prince is throwing.
  • Belle: Belle's so pretty, what a shame that she reads.
  • HDAMLF (Music Box): Have some really vague exposition.
  • Belle (Reprise): Gaston sucks, this town sucks, I just want an adventure, is that too much to ask.
  • Gaston: "Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston?" LeFou can.
  • Days In The Sun: Hope conquers all, except when it doesn't.
  • Something There: Chip's too young to know about love.
  • HDAMLF (Montmartre): No Beast, Belle's not trying to be a tourist.
  • Beauty and The Beast: Mrs. Potts ships them.
  • The Mob Song: When Gaston's jealous, he creates a giant angry mob.
  • Beauty and The Beast (Finale): Everyone ships them.