Another way of reproducing dogs is by the copy and paste method. When your dog is in front of you, simultaneously press down ctrl and c on your keyboard. Afterwards press ctrl and v at the same time to replicate the dog next to the original dog. To replicate a dog of another colour, open Microsoft paint and choose the colour that you prefer, and repeat the process from step 1.

I’m just really mad at myself for smoking during lunch today and being too high to go to fourth period
also my urges are really bad and I’m trying to keep myself from doing anything

School boards across America are considering changing the traditional cheerleader car wash fundraiser into doggy car wash fundraiser to attract a broader demographic. A small sample test wash was done in a school in West Palm Beach, FL and received generally positive feedbacks from customers. 

It might not be wildly known, but most dogs have a degree in engineering and many of which would go off to become construction managers for some of the world’s largest projects. They specialize in woof repairs and only request treats as a form of payment.

Tumblr Accent Challenge!
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Please listen to this I actually used my accent and it’s so terrible but it’s so funny like trust me, it is worth listening, I am HILARIOUS. This is the third or fourth time I’ve tried to post this/do the actual audio post, like I’ve recorded it so many times oh my goodness. Tagged by boydra and I want to say analystproductions also tagged me for this at some point? Possibly someone else?? I’ve been tagged in a lot of things lately, I’ll get them all up soon, I swear!!!

These are the questions:

Your name and username.
Where you’re from.
Pronounce the following words: aunt, roof, route, theater, iron, salmon, caramel, fire, water, New Orleans, Pecan, both, again, probably, Alabama, lawyer, coupon, mayonnaise, pajamas, caught, naturally, aluminum, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, doorknob, envelope, GPOY.
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at thesupermarket?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
Choose a book and read a passage from it.
Do you think you have an accent?
Would you rather be a wizard or a vampire?
Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
End audio post by saying any THREE words you want

I’m tagging: anyone who wants to do this, she-jo loki-the-elvenking stonerpony officialrobbycoates princet-xion idk i-kill-shadows new url fuq i want to tag you oh nooo rurouniidoru mommadollarubbahubba karascales BOOM tagged a buncha folks, you do not need to do this but you totally can have fun with it if you want!! It’s up to you, no pressure, much love <3

[Chayya] Datar’s contentions about anti-caste movement being cultural revolts is debatable for such a contention on one hand views brahmanism and the struggle against it a located in cultural symbols and overlooks the caste-based character of capital accumulation, and labour, and of reproduction in the broader sense of the term. A dichotomisation of injustices into socio-economic and cultural, which had been radically challenged both by Dalit Panthers and the women’s movement, assumes thus a divide as if between a politics of redistribution and recognition. Such an opposition overlooks the fact that caste is cultural without ceasing to be material, and a brahmanism in its production distribution and effect is economic.
—  Sharmila Rege – ‘Real Feminism’ and Dalit Women: Scripts of Denial and Accusation. Economic and Political Weekly 35.6 (2000): 492-95.

Chihuahuas are too small to ride actual horses, but they enjoy being in positions of power so they ride other dogs instead.