chinese-mind-games

Lady at the drive thru: Chinese Foooood, how may I help you?

Bakugou: yeah I’d like to place an order

Lady: what would you like?

Bakugou: yeah I’d like uh, 3 orders of garlic chicken

Lady: and then?

Bakugou: and then 3 orders of white rice

Lady: and then?

Bakugou: and then…oh hey, you guys want soup?

Kirishima: sure

Bakugou: yeah, 3 orders of wonton soup

Lady: and then?

Bakugou: oh, uh some fortune cookies too

Lady: and then?

Bakugou: uh, actually I think that’s about it

Lady: and then?

Bakugou: no, that’s it

Lady: and then?

Bakugou: no and then, that’s all I want

Lady: and then?

Bakugou: and then, nothing else cuz I’m done ordering k?

Lady: and then?

Bakugou: no, see all I want is the 3 orders of the garlic chicken and the 3 orders of the white rice

Lady: and then?

Kirishima: and the soup dude

Bakugou: oh, and the wonton soup

Lady: and then?

Kaminari: and the cookies fortune

Bakugou: and the fortune cookies, yeah so it’s just the uh, it’s the chicken, the rice, the soup and the fortune cookies and that’s it

Lady: and then?

Bakugou: and then you can put it in a brown paper bag and come put it in my hand cuz I’m ready to eat

Lady: and then?

Bakugou: I refuse to play your chinese food mind games

Lady: and then?

Bakugou: no, no and then

Lady: and then?

Bakugou: NO AND THEN!

Lady: and then?

Bakugou: NO AND THEN!

Lady: and then?

Bakugou: NO AND THEN!

Lady: and then?

Bakugou: NO AND THEN!

Lady: and then?

Bakugou: no, no and then!

Lady: and then?

Bakugou: ya know you’re really starting to piss me off lady

Lady: and then?

Bakugou: and then, I’m gonna come in there and I’m gonna put my foot in your ass if you say ‘and then’ again!

*silence*

Lady: and then, and then, and then, and then, and then!

*Bakugou explodes the box and Kaminari drives away*