America needs to invade China now

White Men of America, descendants of White Gods, bringers of freedom, democracy, and enlightenment, behold! those Chinese women come to you on their knees. Though China and Chinese men are your enemies, Chinese women are your allies. And we–your allies–have frequently warned you of how we were injured by Chinese men, how the cruel and sadistic chinks torture and mistreat their own women, but you turned a blind eye on our plight, and ignored our pitiful pleadings. And it is only fitting that today Chinese women should be the ones speaking out against the evil of China, for we Chinese women are the most aggrieved, having been both abused by chinks and neglected by you. If China were stealthily expanding their empire and enslaving their own people, then it’s perhaps understandable that you should be ignorant; Alas! that’s not so, when you can see for yourselves how Chinese men enslave Chinese women against our will. And this is all your fault, White Men of America! You have given free reigns to those abusive Chinese men to freely enslave Chinese women against our will! You let those chinks fortify their naval bases in the South China Sea. You allow those chinks to expand militarily into Pakistan, Middle East and Africa. And you turn a blind eye when those chinks bully Japan, South Korea and Taiwan into submission. Slavery is not brought about by the slaveholder, but by the one who has the power to stop it yet looks the other way–especially he has a reputation for being the liberator of Asian women! O White Men, fulfill your destiny! You have freed Japanese women from the tyranny of Japanese men. You have freed South Korean women from the evils of Korean misogynists. Behold! The entire East Asia is on her knees, begging you to free Chinese women from the bondage of those evil chinks. O White Men, you must act now before those chinks become too strong! O White Men, conquer China and exterminate those evil chink men and liberate Chinese women, for those chinks are still less bold now, because they think they have to sneak past your obliviousness, but they will come on in force when they realize that you knowingly look away. O White Men of America, you alone among all humanity, you still abide your time! You alone can defend all of humanity from the slavery of those chinks. As Machiavelli lectures, you should never delay to attack an enemy when you are strong.

Imagine the plunder, when all then Chinese men are killed and millions upon millions of Chinese women, liberated and thankful, must freely offer themselves to you, brave white soldiers of freedom. There will be so few White Men and so many Chinese women that each White Man would be obligated to take on thousands of Chinese women as concubines. Samuel Huntington writes “In Islam God is Caesar. In China and Japan, Caesar is God.”

O White Men, after you conquer China, you will be the Caesar of China; you will be the god-king of China; you will be the white emperors of China and all the wealth of China, all beautiful women of China will all belong to you!

O White Men of America, your courage and intelligence entitle those chinks to treat you with such resentment; because they are jealous of your might, your greatness, your great democratic empire of freedom, when forsooth, you did not even obtain this great empire force, when forsooth, the cowardly chinks and niggers did not want to stay and confront the evil nazis of World War II, so the allied forces of the White Gods across the continents became the leaders at their request. O White Men, you did nothing in the least unusual or beyond the pale of human nature when you accepted the empire that was offered to you and didn’t let it go–subject you were to the most powerful drive of fear, respect and gain.It is the eternal law of nature that the strong shall rule the weak. And White men thou art strong, and chinks are weak.

And yet in your generosity, compassion, and humanity, you have ruled the empire with a soft hand, you are too benevolent, too gentle, and too full of the milk of human kindness. For if you let those chinks to take over what you have, they would show exactly how moderate you are, but your very reasonableness has brought you such unreasoning slander as you stand now.

Lo behold, White men’s patience has limit–those chinks, gooks, niggers are used to associating with you on a basis of equality–and very soon those arrogant chinks shall be destroyed by the wrath of the white gods–the gloves of equality are off now!–and chink women will rejoice, prostrating before your knees!

O White Men, chinks deserve to be punished.

O White Men, it is every chink’s joy to be punished by White Men, for White Men know best.

O White Men, show those chinks how a real man–a White Man–punishes!

Ive done the sober “thing”. Tried it for years. Even without the drugs and alcohol, It gets tiring trying to keep all the vices under control. Vices are what keep the limitless soul sane in such a limited body… You’ll understand, one day.
—  The person whose eyes seemed weathered far beyond their time

A friend of mine shared this on my newsfeed today and I thought it would a nice idea to repost it here for the Nod Squad.

We are all fully aware of our drug use and with that awareness comes the responsibility towards ourselves and each other to educate about harm reduction, because sometimes sobriety genuinely is not an option and I know that’s true for myself as well as many of you.

So yeah, I won’t harp on harm reduction too often, but I care about you guys.

- garagedad

An Outside Perspective

I was on the bus earlier today and sat behind this guy who had a can of alcohol that he was sipping from. I didn’t think much of it except how much cheaper alcohol is than dope and that I wouldn’t mind a nice, fat shot of some afghan brown or china white. The guy then gets up to stand in front of the doors so he can get off at the stop we’re approaching when all of a sudden he turns around and lunges towards the window and spews projectile vomit at the cars passing us. Everybody’s staring and I’m so happy I moved down to the seat on the other end of the bus before he sprayed alcohol and stomach juices at everything in front of him. When he’s done, he slams the window closed in frustration and maybe even despair and the second he turns around to walk off the bus and light a cigarette, I realize I know him.

He was this guy I spoke to at my last detox about a year ago. He had scars on his arm from the years he spent self harming and was trying to cleanse himself of alcohol and heroin before it was too late. He acted tough and like he didn’t give a fuck about anything but chilling and having fun with some bottles and blunts. But that was a lie or else he wouldn’t have been in there with me. We never spoke or saw each other again after those few grueling days, but I thought about him every now and again. Not because he was cute or charming or anything like that, but just because he stuck out in my memories. He was different but pretended to be the same.

And when I saw him on that bus, I felt this deep sadness in my chest. Like how awful it must be to be him, to be broken and alone and still so addicted. I remember those feelings and how awful they were. The days and nights I spent dope sick, either rejected from detox or just went AMA, throwing up on trains and buses - just like him, homeless and hurting. It’s been a year and he’s still in the same spot, most likely worse than before.

And me? I’ve been clean for almost a year and I am so grateful for that because living that kind of life isn’t really living at all, it’s just existing with this constant pain and despair. I didn’t want that big shot of dope anymore because nostalgia is a liar. There’s not much good with using dope, it’s mostly just fucked up experiences and vicious cycles that get you nowhere but dead.

Ladies Night
  • Circe: I now call to order, THE LEGION OF FEMALE VILLAINS!
  • Harley Quinn: YEAH-wait villains legion? I thought this was a potluck! Now what am I gonna do with all these baked beans?
  • Circe: Oh please, you're one of the greatest villains in woman history!
  • Harley Quinn: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeh, I'm more like an anti-hero now in all honesty. Hell I also keep several weirdos at work, and have an entire FLOOR of my building just for my puppies and kitties! That makes up for all my killings ten times over.
  • Catwoman: Its true, I've seen the puppy floor, its literally the cutest thing ever. Also I'm barely evil as well, most I do is steal stuff from rich white guys, nowadays I'm kicking Bane's ass and taking the rap for my step-sister! And MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYBE Mrs.Wayne finally!
  • Harley Quinn: D'AW, congratulations! Mr.J propsed to me once...the ring still had a finger on it.
  • Circe: Okay, well CLEARLY Poison Ivy and Killer Frost-
  • Poison Ivy: ALSO-more of an anti-hero now.
  • Killer Frost: And I'm a straight up superhero now...whose...into the Atom and not Firestorm for some reason. Try keeping those Arrowverse fans NOW DC!
  • Circe: Cheetah?
  • Cheetah: Wonder Woman straight up cured me, she's mah girl now.
  • Circe: Doctor Poison?
  • Maru: YEAH-I haven't been seen in...a while. BUT HEY-that new movie might spark up interest! Did you see her awesome face mask? SO awesome.
  • Silver Banshee: Same with me with lax appearances AS WELL as being pretty much an anti-hero.
  • Veronica Cale: You have me for support, LEADER of Godwatch!
  • China White: And ME, China White!
  • Circe: ...I have literally no idea who either of you are.
  • Veronica Cale: Oh come on, I'm a straight up devious lady villain!
  • China White: And I was a minor Green Arrow villain they made a mainstay in the sorta good sorta bad live action show!
  • Circe: Get better names, and we'll talk.
  • Talia: I WANT to say I'm a villain, but the writers treat me so inconsistently who can keep track?
  • Golden Glider: I'm a criminal, but no where NEAR evil. Rogues for LIFE!
  • Grail: Raising my baby-dad so that he'll be better than I was, semi-redeemed.
  • Blackfire: ALSO-good.
  • Jewelee: You know the pattern here.
  • Circe: DAMMIT-am I seriously the last classic DC lady villain to be...a legit villain?
  • Amanda Waller: I wanna include myself here, but I DO save the world...through evil means, so more an anti-villain.
  • Circe: UGH-fuck this, I'ma go hang out with R'as.
  • Talia: Tell him to go fuck himself for trying to kill my son...again.
  • Circe: On it.