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The Signs as Iconic Monsters From 1980s Fantasy Films

Aries: the Skeksis

Taurus: the Red Bull

Gemini: the Eborsisk

Cancer: Beetlejuice

Leo: Ludo

Virgo: the Ohmu

Libra: the Luckdragon

Scorpio: the Horrible Will Vinton Claymation Nome King

Sagittarius: the Horned King

Capricorn: That Beholder-Thingy Lo Pan Used

Aquarius: the Darkness/Tim Curry Satan

Pices: the Ray Harryhausen Kraken

Ophiuchus: the Rodents of Unusual Size

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: ????? why do people sLEEP ON THE CHINA LINE like have u seen xu minghao?? the bOI is literal perfection he's a flawless fucking noodle and wen jUNhui omfggg u people are lucky enough to live during the years of his GODLIKE PRESENCE and u all take it for granted im so sick and tired of this shit ungratefulness ev ERy where whaT HAVE THEY DONE TO DESERVE THIS??? SINCE WHEN IS BEING BEAUTIFUL AND TALENTED A PUNISHABLE CRIME ID EK??
GOT7’s Jackson Talks About His Promotions In China And Future Hopes And Dreams

On October 11, GOT7 held an interview for the release of their new album “7 for 7.”

When Jackson was asked about his solo promotions in China, he joked, “It’s a bit of a sensitive subject.” More seriously, he added, “I want to promote as GOT7’s Jackson. Whether in Korea or in China, there will be people with negative opinions, but it’s hard to pay attention to all of that.”

He continued, “My solo work in China had a different ‘color’ than GOT7. The seven members of the group all have their own color. I’ve done a lot of variety so a lot of people see me as a fun type. My image has become a little lighthearted, and maybe because of that, some people thought I couldn’t do music. The image I show of myself on variety shows is just one side of me.”

Jackson also shared that he continues to make music and records on his phone when an idea strikes him. He added that should the opportunity arise, he wants to form a subunit with BamBam and Mark as GOT7’s rap line and members from abroad.

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anonymous asked:

All of their reactions to finding their soulmates? (Like that one prompt that goes around with the glowing heart image)

2p america: blood goes south, gets hot, can’t think of something else

2p canada: stares, blushes, gets clumsy

2p england: stutters, BLUSHESS, rattles

2p france: [hisses] what is this new feeling.

2p russia: i’m sick? Searches symptons on google.

2p china: makes lame jokes, rattles, blood goes anywhere but his head. (;))

2p italy: FLIRTING INTENSIVES

2p germany: (see 2p america)

2p japan: gets funny feeling in stomach, thinks he ate something bad

2p prussia: BLUSHING MESS, STUTTERS, C L U M S Y

2p lovino: flirting, speaks louder, shows off