chill out broski

“well aren’t we just the specialest of snowflakes >:))))) did i trigger someone??”

translation: oh my god. ooh my god. im so boring. im literally so boring. i have no originality whatsoever. whenever i talk all anyone hears is a baby crying. please love me.

The Chocolate Bird and Some Bees

Just some short, sweet Valentine’s Day fluff! (ao3

“Hey, did you know that St. Valentine was also the patron saint of beekeeping?”

Charlie peeked over her laptop and saw Dean peering intently at his own. She could only see the Rebel Alliance sticker adorning the front of his computer and not his actual screen, but she knew exactly what he was looking at. “Are you on Cas’ blog again?”

Dean’s cheeks and ears turned pink. “What? No. I’m just…” He looked up and saw Charlie’s unimpressed stare. “Okay, I’m on his blog again. Shut up.”

Charlie just laughed. “You have got it so bad,” she told him.

“Do not,” Dean said. “I just… like learning about bees.”

“Uh-huh,” Charlie said. “You just keep telling yourself that.”

“Shut up,” Dean told her again.

Charlie did, for about two seconds. “So, have you figured out what you’re going to do yet?”

The pink on his cheeks turned red and he tried to shrink behind his computer screen.

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anonymous asked:

First off brand new is NOT pop punk. Jesse Lacey said he hates when people call his band pop punk. I love how all of a sudden everyone is into brand new but no one likes they're new stuff. Fucking fakes. Get off the band wagon. I knew about brand new in the 4th grade and I'm a freshman in college now. Get the fuck out of here posers.

Someone’s a little butthurt.

I find it absolutely hilarious that there are people legitimately furious about the fact that some other people pretend to be a fandom for a show that doesn’t actually exist. Like, you’re not even hating on things anymore. You’re hating on the posited existence of things. It’s like screaming at a child to stop playing pretend because other people might think the playground slide really is a dragon AND THEN SAID THINKER MIGHT FEEL STUPID ABOUT MISINTERPRETING THE GAME OF PRETEND AND GOD FORBID THAT HAPPENS.

I’m not even sure how to react to that. It’s just so mindbendingly dumb. Like, if you’re really on a quest to make sure that no one on the Internet is ever confused or misled by anything ever, then I have some bad news for you…