1. Be More Chill
- Imagine “13” and “Little Shop of Horrors had a love-child. ‘Nuff said. Also, teen depression metaphors and a hype, funny soundtrack. (Lots of great audition songs)
2. Fortress of Solitude
- "Hairspray” and “Motown”’s love-child. But better. Lots of roles for POC. Lots of roles for teens.
Not super obscure, but really dark, twisted, and comedic. Definitely under-appreciated. There are lots of beautiful ballads here that I never see at auditions
A Pasek and Paul (team behind “Dear Evan Hansen). Emotional abuse themes. Basically a masterpiece.
5. A Man of No Importance
The only Ahrens and Flaherty that no one knows. So very Broadway, and one of their best. It’s about theatre and every-day struggles. It’s really lovely.
Just listen to "Fly Into the Future” and get back to me.
If you haven’t already heard of “The Sensitive Song”….I don’t know what you’ve been doing. Basically it’s the best guy audition song ever, especially if you’re going in for something not-so-kosher.
- Jared once bought heelies because as the school funnyman it’s practically his job- but then he rolled down a ramp and crashed into a fountain
- when Connor was alive he punched a kid who made fun of his black nail polish
-Evan has both a fidget cube and spinner, but uses the cube more often. Jared used to tease him for it but then he saw how much it helped Evan and let the boy be free
-Evan has actually been handling his anxiety a lot better since the whole Connor project incident, and it makes Heidi and Jared so happy because: you’re doing great sweetie look at you go
-it took Evan a really long time to tell Jared how he actually broke his arm and when he did it was very a random very fast word vomit while they were hiking.
-Evan falling out of the tree is now the one thing Jared will not make fun of
-Jared once tried to ask Evan out and ended up screaming “YOU WANNA GO” at him and Evan instantly thought Jared wanted to fight and was Afraid
-things were incredibly awkward with Zoe for a long time. Most of the time they accidentally met in the orchard and Evan would always, without fail, start apologizing. Zoe is so used to it that whenever she sees Evan she instantly says “it’s ok.”
-Heidi takes as many days off as she can but she’s still really busy, whenever she’s home she’s making all of Evan’s favorite foods and they chill out and watch cop shows
-Heidi usually asks how Evans day went and if he’s doing ok, and Evan makes sure she’s not over exhausting herself
-One time in the middle of Evan’s routinely “I’m sorry I fucked up so bad” speeches Zoe suddenly asked “so you wrote that letter?”
-Evan didn’t go to the orchard for a week after that he was so shook
-whenever someone accidentally steps on the back of Evan’s shoes he loses his shoe, everything in his pockets, and face plants
-Jared is gonna make fun of Evan until he dies but if anyone else does Jared will personally show up to your room that night and end you
-Zoe actually helped to mend their very awkward relationship by making stupid jokes before Evan could open his mouth and after that they were able to just have a comfortable silence
-Jared is the living embodiment of “I made you a friendship bracelet” “lol that’s so stupid” “you don’t have to we-” “NO IM NEVER TAKING IT OFF”
-he may or may not have a few of Evans friendship bracelets around his ankle
-after middle school Jared actually got really afraid of being bullied, so when high school started he upped his teasing to the next tier
-Evan tries really hard to comfort Jared when he feels like shit- which is more often than you’d think- but it’s just so hard to tell when he is and he always throws it off with a dumb joke
-one time Jared teased Evan about the Connor project, and went too far, Evan didn’t speak to him for the rest of the day, Jared almost cried
- sometimes when he can tell Evan is having a rough day he invites him to places randomly- “hey so all my totally awesome friends bailed on me for the mall, and I figured you’d wanna go since you have no life or whatever”
- alternatively Evan sits by Jared and makes awkward small talk, and just gives the boy a chance to tell him what’s wrong. He’ll give him his cube if Jared seems especially anxious
-Zoe once asked Evan if anything he told her was true, and he told her about the printer story. She seemed somewhat happy that Connor cared she was in the letter.
-Zoe once stabbed Connor in the eye with mascara and still finds it one of the funniest memories of him
-Zoe is a music depression person, she sits in her room with music full blast a lot
-“wait Zoe you know that you don’t have to like forgive me and be friends with me right like that’s totally ok i know I screwed up so-” “I know, I also don’t have mourn Connor” “…so why are you at the orchard so much”
-she never explains this
-one time Jared jumped on Evans back and they both ended up in a river
-he knows Evan has the strength to hold him up and dammit he’s gonna prove it
-one of the things Evan doesn’t regret about the Connor project is his speech because he still gets messages of the video thanking him and telling him how helpful it was
-Evan really wants a hamster, like really fucking badly
-Jared constantly greets people with “sup I’m gay” or “sup Hereros”
-Jared also constantly points out hot guys in hopes that Evan will agree because he can’t tell if Evan really is bi or not he just gets bi vibes from him
-“hey can you help me find updog” “what is..updog…?”
- this happens with Bofa too
- Connor used to be the master of avoiding situations. If you tried to have a serious conversation with him he’d either distract you or you’d turn around and he’d just be gone.
- he also does this thing where he pulls his hoodie up and pulls the strings whenever he just can’t deal with how stupid this is
-Jared was the first to drive and oh god what a mistake that was, he’s terrible
-Zoe once laughed really hard and spat gum at a teacher by accident
-one time while hiking with Evan he reached over and ate a leaf and Evan can’t even look at him the same way- what is wrong with you, Jared
- operation ask Evan out part 2- Jared tried to let Evan come to him because who wouldn’t you know? Then Zoe explained that she solidified the relationship- so he took Evan to the park but ended up eating too many chili dogs and throwing up on the curve when he got nervous. He was still trying to ask him out while hurling
-Alana becomes Number One Leader, she’s great at it, she’s learned to listen to other people more often.
-she hangs out with Jared and Evan a lot, she usually organizes the hangouts
-was voted most likely to succeed in life and honestly? It was probably unanimous
- Jared and her are in the “Evan was a dick to me” club and have tshirts
- eventually they let Zoe into their club
-one time they were hanging out and invited Zoe without Evan knowing and Evan nearly jumped out a window he ran away so fast
- Alana saw Zoe’s stars on her jean cuffs and got so happy “oh my god that’s such a great idea it looks so cute!” “Oh thank you it’s just-” “do you mind if I do it too?” “Not at all but why-” “do you have a marker?”
- Evan can’t tie his shoes
- Alana ends up uploading a bunch of videos of Zoe playing songs, and they get some good attention. Zoe was shocked but Alana just explained that it was inevitable
-Jared goes through everyone’s phones and changes people’s contact names to memes
- “Evan stop apologizing so much” “I’m sorry-” “Evan no. None of that. Please” “ok ok I’m sorr-” “EVAN”
- Evan and Alana hate litter. Like a lot. Jared will never understand it but whenever the two are out they’re just picking up all the litter they find and throw it out.
-Jared once made a joke “maybe you guys should just carry around bags to carry garbage in”
-After they started doing this Jared made another joke: “why don’t you two make a recycling project”
-after Alana and Evan become save the world co-presidents Jared learned he really needs to stop joking.
I am not even a Ramses fan but I’m getting worked up watching how dom and mark talk to him. Like everyone talks to him like he’s a dumb baby and I haaaaate it. If I was in this house I’d prob fuck up my game defending him
Is kuroo just bokuto's friend? Is he not part of the gambling thing?
I think I wrote about this in some headcanon post ages ago, but Kuroo’s dad works for Bokuto’s dad (he’s one of the bodyguards) but Kuroo personally doesn’t want to get involved in the gambling business in any way. He just wants to party with his friends, basically.
4 sexual assaults, assailant who tried to get into the ER, cops chilling all night, some dude who got stabbed, so many drunks, like people it was fucking Sunday night what the hell.
Shoutout to the 6′8″ cop shaped like a rectangle (dude was fuckin built) who french braided my hair for me, you did an amazing job, and secondary shoutout to the dude who got stabbed and complimented me on my braid, both myself and the police officer appreciated it. Sorry you got stabbed (even though it sounded like you kind of deserved it???)
Also had a guy with a 2 day old leg would that I’m gonna guess was nec fash, because damn man I could see through your leg
“No ID, neither federal nor from any school, no entry in our
databases, not with your finger prints and especially not under a
teenaged ‘Peter Campbell’, no contract for your phone number, no lawyer, no address, and no,” Officer Novak
looks at him for a moment, his gaze unreadable and yet not as harsh as
the way with which the other officers looked at him, “no emergency
Despite craving to sink into himself and just hug his
knees to his chest, finding that bit of comfort in the enemy’s territory, Dean puffs himself up and stares the officer dead in the eye. “What about it?”
“Yes. What about it indeed.” Officer Novak says and sits down on the sofa that is angled towards the one Dean sits on. For some reason, Officer Novak didn’t throw him in a holding cell or an interrogation room right away but shielded Dean and his flimsy clothing from the other officers, who just stared at him like a particularly interesting but also particularly repugnant insect, and led him into his own office and onto one of the two big leather couches. He also offered Dean water and cocoa and even some warm milk, but shut up with his offers when he received an indignant glare for the latter.
At least he wasn’t rough with Dean. When they were still in the car and on their way to the precinct, Dean offered for him to do whatever he wanted to with him in exchange for letting him go. But Officer Novak didn’t take him up on it, as much as he didn’t strike or threaten Dean for even suggesting such a thing. Wouldn’t have been the first time Dean would have gone through that; not the first time a cop got his hands on him and did whatever he wanted to. But the first time he actually made his way to the precinct instead of the backseat of the car.
And as the armada of young teen fans of Leafyishere get butthurt over an Idubbbz video they desperately try to “protect” Calvin by trying to trend #weloveyoucalvin and the older fans step back and think to themselves how did they get here? Calvin is a grown man and makes satire videos for a living by roasting people- he can take 1 video guys. Meanwhile I’m here like-
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throwback to when there was a “meet a cop” event in my dorm building and i was the only one who showed up so i was just chilling with these two cops and we went down to the movie room and game room… not only did they give me a ton of free shit but the young hot cop gave me his business card with his phone number & email