chili (pokemon)

While I’m on Team Rowlet (because I REALLY just love birds so much), I still DO adore the Litten line, but more specifically, Incineroar. It’s design just calls out to me in the way Hawlucha drew me into it, apart from being a bird, because it’s a Luchador.

LIKE, can you imagine all the cat-like things you can make Incineroar do?? WITH THAT DESIGN?! Because you have to admit, making the wrestler tiger do the cat thing is pretty damn amusing to even imagine, LIKE…

The most cat-like thing I can get from its design is the fact that you probably can’t touch its stomach because of the fire belt. But like…have you ever tried to touch a cat’s stomach in the first place?

I want to imagine this fucker just bringing fainted Hawlucha to your door like, “I beat them for you.”

Flying/Fighting vs Fire/Dark, Incineroar will be pretty damn PLEASED if it can bring that toddler-sized luchador bird that’s known for taking on Hariyama and Machamp to your door. Because by any other means, Hawlucha would have had the advantage. But NOT THIS TIME, so Incineroar wants you to see its conquest against a typing that it doesn’t do so well against.

(I’m using Hawlucha as an example because cats and birds and what better Pokemon to pair the wrestler tiger than the luchador bird?)

This giant buff tiger just sleeping on your pillow and you waking up next to it in the morning, like doesn’t even give a shit that they’re huge, THEY CAN MAKE IT WORK. It probably get pretty damn annoying in the summer or in some high temperature area because of the fire-typing.

Or the best of all things: BOXES.

If it fits, I sits…if it doesn’t BURN.

LASER POINTER PENS.

C A T  N I P

THE TOE BEANS

THE PUFFY THING IT DOES WHEN IT HISSES BECAUSE IT’S MAD OR SCARED

Except go a step further because this thing is a wrestler, like…”oh hey, looks like we’re gonna have to replace the table because Scoville forgot that they weren’t a Torracat anymore.”

*breaks a mirror* “God dammit, Scoville, that’s seven years bad luck!!”

Or just a hilarious situation in that an Incineroar will try to play with you BY FUCKING SUPLEXING YOU OR SOMETHING. Like, halfway through hug, you get German Suplexed by this fucker.

Or HAVING to fucking WRESTLE this cat BECAUSE the fucker has SOMETHING IN THEIR MOUTH, “GET OVER HERE SCOVILLE!!”

JUST IMAGINE.

THE POWER IS YOURS.

Looking for Blogs to Follow

I’d like to follow more blogs with similar interests, so if you reblog/create content for any of the following, please hit like or reblog so I can check you out! :D This isn’t a fully encompassing list, but I tried to keep it somewhat narrow. x3x

Interests: 

>Video Games (In general and a few specifics listed below)

  • Life is Strange
  • Pokemon
  • Hatoful Boyfriend
  • League of Legends
  • Legend of Zelda
  • Animal Crossing (Separate blog dedicated to this at mayormaid.tumblr.com)
  • Bioshock
  • Most Horror Games

>Art (in general)

>Cosplay

>Ocean/Nature

>Body Positive 

>Dancing (Mainly Swing Dancing)

>Music

  • System of a Down
  • Red Hot Chili Peppers
  • 21 Pilots
  • Disturbed
  • Streetlight Manifesto
  • Mad Caddies
  • Avenged Sevenfold
  • Gorillaz

>TV

  • Steven Universe
  • Invader Zim
  • Bob’s Burgers
  • American Horror Story
  • Master of None
  • Orange is the New Black
  • Archer

>Youtube

  • Ninjasexparty
  • Game Grumps
  • Markiplier
  • Did You Know Gaming
  • The Game Theorists

So yeah! Thanks for reading through and have a great day. :3 Also, just as a side note, even still, this isn’t an all encompassing list but it’s a place to start! :D