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Based off this post by @pngpotpies


I FUCKING LOVE THIS SONGGGG AND LIKE HONESTLY THE WAY HE SINGS THE “SO WHY DONT U BLOW ME-” EVERY TIME IM LIKE OH but then he continues w “A KISS BEFORE SHE GOEESS” and im like oh  worm

GOOD QUALITY TEXT POST ALSOOOO THIS IS PART OFF A SPINOFF THING I MADE FROM THIS TEXT POST AKA FLIRT OFF AU

so continuing from that basically, team pidge and keith are kinda losing until pidge finds out keith loves singing and referencing songs which is pretty much one of the only times he’s like super confident and just amazing. They use this against lance. 

No offense but I’m glad that IT(2017) lives on to be one of the rare exceptions where the reboot is better than the original movie

What Voltron Season 4 has Done to our Sweet Children
  • Keith: Ditched his boy band to play Assassin's Creed.
  • Shiro: "OK, I guess I'll pilot the Black Lion then. Does this make me the new main character?"
  • Allura: "No."
  • Coran: Did drugs and went viral.
  • Pidge: Went from "I gotta find my brother" to "we gotta find our dad."
  • Matt: Joined the Alien Fucker Club, which was founded by Lance.
  • Lance: PSA for the kids at home: Do NOT drink raw milk. Do not buy raw milk. Do not sell raw milk. Unpasteurized milk has so many germs in it, it's literally illegal.
  • Hunk: "And with Matt joining the team, Pidge and I can complete our Science Bro Trifecta. We're the smartest nerds in the universe!"
  • Haggar: "Oh, yeah? Hold my beer."
  • Zarkon: "Nice one, honey. I'm alive, BTW, no biggie. Time to kill my son."
  • Lotor: "The enemy of my enemy is a new job opportunity. Who's ready for my redemption arc?"
  • Ezor: "Not me."
  • Zethrid: "Pass."
  • Acxa: "Traitor."
  • Narti: "Fuck you."