children's-names

Right so I forgot the Hephaestus children’s names because I haven’t read the initial Percy Jackson series in five years or so, but I’m PRETTY SURE THIS IS WRONG.


OH MY GOSH THAT IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS LIKE WHAT THE HECK!?! OMG. Thanks for sharing this.

Under no circumstances is it okay to call your kid stupid

Under no circumstances is it okay to call your kid lazy

Under no circumstances is it okay to call your kid ugly

Under no circumstances is it okay to call your kid worthless

Under no circumstances is it okay to call your kid idiot

Under no circumstances is it okay to call your kid fat


Under no circumstances is it okay to make fun of your kids gender

Under no circumstances is it okay to make fun of your kids sexuality

Under no circumstances is it okay to make fun of your kids grades

Under no circumstances is it okay to make fun of your kids hobbies

Under no circumstances is it okay to make fun of your kids mental illness


Under no circumstances is it okay to make fun of your kid or call them names

*When Reiji was a little kid*

Beatrix: I just got back from a parent-teacher conference. You’ve been expelled.

Reiji: But I’m home schooled.

Beatrix: You have 24 hours to get out.