children of the tao

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I was tagged by @galaxytrotter to do this bias selfie tag ^^ thanks for tagging me ^^

I know no one asked but I will comment my selfies ( cause Tao’s selfies don’t need any comments, they’re already perfect ) ^^ So the first one shows me trying to make an aesthetic selfie but failing miserably ( also that is the face I make every time Tao says word swag ) and the second one is me matching with my child, Steph!!! ^^

I tag @7deer-ofthe-dawn7 @saranghaeyeols @1oveyoon @jungkookies-babygirl @sakura-gucci-panda @syondga @kais-daddy @kai-aaah @eau-de-low-budget @babypeachtaozii @chogiwapark @taos-left-eyelid @collateralllove @junmie and anyone that wants to do this ^^ You don’t have to do this if you don’t want to ^^

EXO Reaction to hearing Suho curse for the first time

This was requested by @supercaptainblog I hope you like it! Xo, Ara~
/I don’t own any of the gifs used, unless stated otherwise/


Chanyeol:

*Can’t believe it* “Did he just… did he…. oh my… Baek did you hear that?”

Kris:

*Someone has to put back everything in order* “No bad words in this dorm!”

Sehun:

“This isn’t him… what did we do…. we won’t do this again Hyung… we’ll behave” *Look at those children*

Tao:

*Gif*

Kai:

“Do you remember that day when Suho cursed because of you? Never forget man!” *Jokes about it until he dies*

Xiumin:

“Oh… lord…. things just got our of control…” *Minnie knows something’s not right*

Baekhyun:

*Loses all hope* “And I thought this day would never come… what did we do?”

Luhan:

*Doesn’t want to say a thing so Suho doesn’t get even angrier* “…”

Chen:

*Gif*

Kyungsoo:

“No.. no don’t make me go in there… let’s just leave… He’s.. pissed… go go!” *Even Soo is freaking out*

Lay:

*Hard judging xD*

Suho:

“I think I need vacations… go to somewhere I can clean my soul… go back to my old self… the in control self…”

[Masterlist] [Guideline]

EXO Wolf: Reaction to their pups getting beaten

Xiumin: “What happened to you?!!! Who did this?! Mom is going to kill me”

Originally posted by secrethideoutme

Luhan: *Luhan talking to you* “So babe…. um….. I was getting ice cream for the pups and they thought it was funny to run away and encounter the rival pack…and got beaten… BUT No worries! I sent my pack to the rival pack for beating them up!” 

Originally posted by whatifisaidluhan

Kris: *Send the pups home and get the hunters to beat the rival pack up* “That’s what you get for messing with my pups”

Originally posted by ahintofthesea

Suho: “I told you not to go to the rival pack land. I sent my pack to beat them up for you, but this is also your fault. Please don’t ever go over there again, understood pups? I don’t want to lose you guys”

Originally posted by veriloquentmind

Lay: *Bring baekhyun and chen along to beat up the guys who hurts his pups*

Originally posted by sehunsyixing

Baekhyun: *finished beating the rival pack up for hurting his pups* “I feel so great now”

Originally posted by r-velvets

Chen: * Torture the pack who beat up his pups* “I love hearing them in pain and agony”

Originally posted by overnightprincess

Chanyeol: “If you ever go near my pups again, expect the alpha of your pack to be beaten up worse than what you did with my pups”

Originally posted by porkdo-bi

D.O: *Watch the person who beat up his pups suffer* “This is the life. Oh look at his bloody face!”

Originally posted by jonginssoo

Tao: “Hurt my children again and you will feel the feeling my prisoners get”

Originally posted by httpxamy

Kai: “Go to mommy my babies and I’ll take care of the people who had beaten you up”

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

Sehun: *Beat up the pack who hurt his children* “My work here is done. A beat up face for a beat up face”

Originally posted by r-velvets

-M

Children and eternal truths

 By: stayhappybros  

When I was 13 years old, I had just discovered that hot green tea paired with honey was a wonderful mid-day treat. I would always put my plastic container of honey back into the cabinet upside down, so I would not have to wait for it to pour out when I wanted it. Because of this impatience, it started to leak on the shelf, covering it in a thin layer of sticky, sweet goodness. 

I convinced myself if I just ignored it, the mess would go away, and I continued to place it upside down. Unsurprisingly enough, after about a week of this the cabinet was infested with ants, which shocked my parents and resulted in me being tasked with the cleanup. My father told me to vacuum the ants and wipe up the honey to stop anymore from coming back. 

I obliged without much thought, but the experience brought up a very deep seated feeling in my heart. As I vacuumed the ants, I felt a surge of compassion paired with a spiritual pain in the deepest part of my being. It became clear to me that I was taking life, and destroying a community that was just enjoying themselves on my spilled honey. 

I never left the honey upside down again. 

I believe children are naturally predisposed to be sensitive to the Tao, and that as they grow into adults, their situation can either hinder or hone this sensitivity. 

okay but u guys can’t tell me that up10tion’s sunyoul doesn’t look like the biological child of bts’ j-hope and jungkook

i mean 

just LOOK

LOOK at those crooked bunny teeth and how the bridge of his nose is like hobi’s but his eyes are more like jungkook’s. and of course u can’t be jung hoseok’s child wiTHOUT BEING LITERAL SUNSHINE

LIKE

STAB ME WITH A MARSHMALLOW HE’S SO CUTE

Originally posted by u10tn

I’M CRYING

NO

BUT IT GETS BETTER

okay so

wooshin is the literal spitting image of exo’s d.o and luhan. he even hit a member ???? on the head ??? WITH A COOKING POT ok like it doesn’t get any more kyungsoo af than that

and look at them luhan like nostrils and slightly deer like eyes even though his eyes are also really round like soo’s and just. no

Originally posted by luxx-vi

EVEN THE WAY THIS CHILD SPACES OUT REMINDS ME OF LUHAN AND KYUNGSOO

NO

but IT GETS EVEN BETTER

BECAUSE then THERE’S BITTO aka lee changhyun aka the child of exo’s tao and sehun

IF U DON’T THINK OF TAO MIXED IN WITH SEHUN UR LYING

he’s also 180cm tall 

update: taohun’s child is a wimp

I MEAN

U CAN’T BE HUANG ZITAO AND OH SEHUN’s CHILD WITHOUT BEING AT LEAST A LITTLE WIMPY alright genetics don’t work that way

LOOK AT THE WAY HE TALKS. oh and that’s wooshin on the side nodding his head like a chicken

tao + sehun = this child right here

IN CONCLUSION

U MUST PROTECT THESE THREE LITTLE CHILDREN FROM UP10TION

BECAUSE THEY ARE PRECIOUS

that is all. thank you

{Reaction} EXO finding out about your secret relationship with another member.

Note: Ahh anon said they love my reactions! thank you so much! That literally made my day so here, you get a free internet hug (>^.^)> Anyways, I hope you enjoy, and anyone else reading! ~Mami x

Disclaimer: I don’t own the gifs/images used.

Main Masterlist - EXO Masterlist

Park Chanyeol

Originally posted by porkdo-bi

Chanyeol took the fact that you were dating Kyungsoo pretty well, and he promised not to tell another soul about the relationship. In all honesty, Chanyeol found it really sweet, and now he knew about it, he noticed all the smaller things, the discrete ‘I love yous’ and the small things none of the other members notice. Chanyeol has come to realise now that Kyungsoo’s questions aren’t off handed or causal, those simple ‘have you eaten today?’ and ‘have you rested enough’ are ways of loving each other, and he can’t help be but a mini fan boy for it all. Sometimes, he’ll give you both knowing looks, which will leave Kyungsoo blushing adorably. And even though Kyungsoo won’t admit it, he does seek comfort in Chanyeol knowing, because now he has someone to go to for advice and to trust. However, nothing with Chanyeol is just as simple, which brings me to the way he stumbled across yours and Kyungsoo’s secret relationship at the worst possible time.

Kyungsoo: *Grins as he pushes you back onto the bed, crawling on top of you. But his grin suddenly drops as he hears the door opening*

Chanyeol: “Soo, I couldn’t get this to work and I-…” *Stops abruptly as he realises what he’s walked in on.*

Kyungsoo: “You probably should have knocked…”

Chanyeol: “Yup…”


Do Kyungsoo/ D.O.

Originally posted by wugalaxy

Kyungsoo is rather smart, so he kind of had suspicions about you and Junmyeon for a while before witnessing it himself. He respects that you and Junmyeon want to keep the relationship a secret so he does just that. He;s one of the more responsible members, and is probably one of the most trusted, unless he needs something and Junmyeon refuses {perfect moment for blackmailing.}

Junmyeon: *Holds your hand under the table.*

Kyungsoo: “Could you really make it more obvious?”

Junmyeon: “How did you know?”

Kyungsoo: “I know everything, Junmyeon. Nothing gets past me.”

Junmyeon: “… Well shit”


Byun Baekhyun

Originally posted by baekdidthat

Baekhyun found you and Minseok on a date for dinner, and that’s how he found out about the relationship. He finds the whole ‘secret’ pretty funny, and even though he does keep it a secret, it doesn’t stop him from teasing you about it when the other members aren’t around. He’ll tease you about it more than Minseok, mainly because you’re easier to make blush, and your reactions are more entertaining to him. Sometimes Minseok can get irritated by Baekhyun’s behavior, though other times he goes along with it.

Baekhyun: “Minseok! I’m pretty sure I make your girlfriend blush more than you do.”

Minseok: *Smirking* “Oh, I really don’t think so.”


Oh Sehun

Originally posted by exoturnback

Sehun thinks your relationship with Tao is really sweet, and he finds happiness in knowing that both of you are happy together. But of course, Sehun isn’t going to let you know about this and will tease you both and hit you with tons of sass when the other members aren’t in the room. He’s a good secret keeper, and won’t tell anyone {however tempting}.

Tao: “{y/n} come and sit by me”

Sehun: “You better keep those hands where I can see them”


Zhang Yixing/ Lay

Originally posted by deerxings

Yixing was literally so happy when he found you and Baekhyun on a date. He’d keep the secret well, but would also make sure to ask either you or Baekhyun how things are going. He knows how much support Baekhyun needs and will be incredibly happy that you’d be there to support him through it. He’d be one of the most appreciative members and would do everything and anything to help either of you.

Yixing: “Thank you for making Baekhyun happy, {y/n}”

{y/n}: “Anytime, Yixing.”


Kim Jongdae/ Chen

Originally posted by dyo-soo

Jongdae found you on a date in the shopping center, you were both drinking bubble tea when he found you. Jongdae would probably be offended that you didn’t tell him about the relationship in the first place seeing as you were a close friend of his and Lu Han was his band member.  He might be a little annoyed about it for a while, but he wouldn’t tell anyone about it, especially after you begged for him to keep it a secret. Though after a lot of persuasion, he saw how good the relationship was and would be supportive of you both.

Jongdae: “So now you’re dating {y/n} can I have Mins- I mean… waaeeee! You didn’t tell me sooner!”


Kim Minseok/ Xiumin

Originally posted by loveholic198

Minseok found you and Sehun on a date by complete coincidence. He was having a photoshoot taken at the same beach you two had gone to for a date. Since Minseok is the oldest, he’s pretty mature about it most of the time. And he’ll always be there for either you or Sehun to go to for advice on anything. But he would tease you both, especially the maknae since he’s easy to make embarrassed.

Minseok: “So as it turns out, our golden maknae isn’t quite so innocent.”

Sehun: “I don’t know what you’re laughing about. This maknae is getting more action than your old ass.”


Huang Zitao/ Tao

Originally posted by xiusenpai

Tao found you and Wu Yifan out on your first date at a restaurant. At first, he was pissed off about it since him and Kris are best friends and he didn’t know about it. But after a while he’d come to terms with it and would be the most amazing and supportive person.

Tao: “If you’re going to date then fine, but you have to move out of the room next to mine. I treasure my beauty sleep and I don’t need you two making disturbances in the night.”

Kris: “What disturbances?”

Tao: “Children, maybe”

Kris: “Tao… we’re not going to have children.”

Tao: “Then you better start investing in protection.”


Kim Junmyeon/ Suho

Originally posted by qrishan

Junmyeon is the typical mother in this situation. He’s going to be very supportive, in a way that he’s there for either of you if you need anything, and will keep the secret. However, if he needs something from either you and Chanyeol and you refuse then he will not hesitate to hold this against you as blackmailing.

Chanyeol: “I have to go through the whole dance routine again? Come on Suho, everyone makes mistakes.”

Suho: “Oh yeah? And what if by mistake I send this picture of you and {y/n} kissing in the group chat?”

Chanyeol: “… cue the music.”

Suho: “That’s what I thought” *savage Suho returns*


Lu Han

Originally posted by xiutiepie

Luhan found out about yours and Jongin’s relationship in the middle of the night when he needed to go to the toilet. As he passed Jongin’s room he heard a number of noises and sounds that made it very obvious what the two of you were doing in the dead of night. Since Luhan is confident, he went to find you the next morning to as you both about it. He found both of your embarrassment amusing, but promised to keep your relationship a secret {from most people} he accidentally told Minseok, but didn’t go any further. He’s supportive of you both and finds it very sweet.

Jongin: “Come on {y/n}, it’s just upstairs.”

Luhan: “I better not walk past and hear noises again~”

Jongin: “Don’t even go there”


Kim Jongin/ Kai

Originally posted by fy-kimkai

Jongin was happy when he found you and Yixing on a date. Since he admires you  both, he would be very supportive of the relationship and would be very good at keeping it a secret. He’d be there for either of you if you needed it.

Jogin: “Oh hey guys, mind if I join you?”

Yixing: “Well… I mean I guess so, but we’re kind of on a date right now.”


Wu Yifan/ Kris

Originally posted by jinful

Kris found you and Jongdae on a date at the movies. And even though he’d tease you both about it, he would be very supportive and happy for you both. Now he knows about the relationship, he’d love to notice the little things that no one else does. The secret smiles and winks. Like chanyeol, he’d kind of be a fanboy of your relationship, and would support it very hard.

Jongdae: *winks at you from across the room*

Kris: *Smirking* I saw that.

sarangkaeyon  asked:

And what kind of dads are EXO-M going to be? [Apart from full of money! XD] - Sarang

Here it is ^O^ Guess I`m in charge of M answers?


Xiumin: The ‘my child takes after me, dad. First of all, Xiumin would do his best to become a good example for his child(ren). If there`s something he doesn`t want his child to do, he won`t do this as well to set an example because kids usually take examples by adults, mostly their own parents. This is Xiumin`s tactics when it comes to raising a child. Apart from that, he would love spending his free time with them, bringing them to parks, taking them out to picnics and so on, where they`ll be able to play as much as they want!

Luhan: For some reason, I think he would be that dad who is usually very sweet and loving, but if a child does something bad, he would not hesitate to punish them by telling them to go to their room and think about their behavior and then idk, write a composition about what exactly they did wrong and if they would ever act like this again. He is trying to raise a fair and nice person, this is why sometimes he might be strict and not let his child(ren) do whatever they want. But most of the times he is a total fool for his child(ren), giving them hair ruffles and small kisses here and there.

Kris: The gentle dad. Kris would be that dad who makes everyone go ‘awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww’ when he`s with his child. He would be that dad who always lets his children sit on his lap, up to mid teens or something like this. If he had a daughter, I believe she`d still sit on his lap in her twenties because she`s used to it and being with dad always feels comfortable and secure. When the baby is little, he`d always hold their tiny hands, play with them and compare them to his own giant ones. He would probably not express his love for them verbally often, but he is always ready to sacrifice everything for his child(ren). 

Chen: The teashing dad. Ever since the baby is very young, he won`t stop making fun of him/her. Being little, the child would probably whine or even cry about it, that`s when Chen would give them a soothing hug and say that dad was just kidding. Being teenagers, his children would probably be sooo piiissed at their father`s attitude they might not talk to him for a day or something. Hugs and cheek kisses won`t work anymore, and that`s when he would consider stopping teasing them until they mature up and begin to understand his jokes.

Lay: The ‘look at my baby’ dad. Lay would just adore his child soooooo much! To the point where his baby drools on him and he`d think that his baby`s drool is a piece of art and God`s blessing and whatever it can be. I don`t think he is able to be strict with his children. Even if he`s trying to act like a tough dad, it looks implausible and even funny. His child(ren) would barely believe he`d actually not let them have a dessert or take their smartphone away for a whole day for what they have done. 

Tao: The understanding dad. I swear to God, Tao would be very supportive and understanding towards his kid(s). I can see his teaching his children to have confidence in themselves, to believe in their talents, their abilities, their uniqueness ever since they are little. They would probably not have any secrets from him. I don`t see him punishing his kids in any way other than giving them a dirty look and silent treatment, but they have to do something really bad to get such treatment from their dad.

- Vi

(As always, gifs aren`t mine. Credits to gif owners)

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His solo interview after the main event, Ghana chocolate 29 Aug 2016.

First part of video, my summary of his words: 
He said it is an uncommon chance for him to be attending this kind of event, with 3 beautiful actresses, and this is for the 3rd year running, it was exciting and enjoyable.
He felt nervous when they all said “Yuzuru-kun” to him. ^^
Popping the big cracker was very fun. It was a very “Ghana-like” cracker with the gold and red colours of Ghana.

At 2:00 of video–
Q: What did you think of the photos were showed? (there was a segment where they each showed a photo that makes them feel excited about. Airi -showed pic of 2 children; Tao -pic of skiing and talked about challenging certain sports; Suzu -pic of her dog;  Yuzu -pic of his earphones.^^)

Yuzu: 1) Airi-san’s photo of children.  I myself love little kids. I often pat or stroke them but they don’t like it. (laughs) But I really do love kids.  They come to the rink sometimes;  they make me feel relaxed. 
2)  I don’t go to the seaside much. I am not good at the sea. So like Tao-san, maybe I should challenge myself on that.
3)  I like dogs and cats, especially cats. So I understand her feeling.
Now on the internet, there are more and more pictures and videos. I do get the feeling that ahhhh I really want a pet cat!!!!

Q: What are your feelings now towards the new season?

Yuzu: This season I have a late start. There was no chance to skate in front of everyone and I caused a lot of worry. Now, going towards the start of the season, I will work really hard to have good performances that will make everyone ‘genki’ (invigorated), performances that I myself can smile at and in turn make everyone smile as well.

Q: Can you please tell us some exciting points or things we should pay attention to in your new programmes?

Yuzu: My short programme is choreographed by Jeffrey Buttle. The poses and ideas came out as we discussed with each other. You can look at each of the poses, how it fits with the music. The entry to jumps, the flow after landing, it’s a programme that pays special attention to those things. So I hope you will watch out for these areas.
Both my short and free are programmes that I can skate with a good feeling, and I can put my emotions into them, so please look forward to them.

–translated by me. Some parts are summarised. Thanks to Jijipress for the video.

The best athlete wants his opponent at his best. The best general enters the mind of his enemy. The best businessman serves the communal good. The best leader follows the will of the people. All of them embody the virtue of non-competition. Not that they don’t love to compete, but they do it in the spirit of play. In this they are like children and in harmony with the Tao.
—  Lao Tzu
EXO's reaction to their child running out and surprising them on stage.

Baekhyun

“Mini me, come to Daddy! I missed you so much!”

Chanyeol

“Look, Baek, my baby monsters are coming!”

Chen

“Nope. This is not hapenning…I can’t flirt with every moving thing when my girl is around…”

DO

“Not my minions! They will destroy everything!”

Kai

“Who the hell brought my dogs on stage?!”

Kris

“Come here, you little! Daddy missed you!”

Lay

“My little unicorn is here?! Where?!”

Luhan

“Oh my baby! I’m not crying… I’m a man! Staaahp!”

Sehun

“Come up here, my little Princess, let me introduce you to the world!”

Suho

“Aahhh…Like these 10 morons are not already enough…So hard being a mom…”

Tao

“Wait where you are, bunny! Appa is coming!”

Xiumin

“Just do it like Daddy does and you will have all the girls in here!”

EXO Google searches
  • Suho: *exo hate*
  • Baekhyun: *SNSD covers, is baekyeol real, how does Baekhyun do his eyeliner so well?*
  • Jongin: *kaisoo, why does everyone hate Jongin's beautiful tan skin, non-whitewashed Jongin edits*
  • Suho: *sudaddy*
  • Jongdae: *how to get senpai to notice you, why doesn't xiumin like chen as much as luhan, xiuchen*
  • Sehun: *how to be a noodle, why is sehun better than everyone, Miranda Kerr, Luhan*
  • Kyungsoo: *world domination, how to make kimchi, how to grow, why is baekhyun so annoying, kaisoo*
  • Suho: *why do people call Junmyeon grandpa?*
  • Chanyeol: *why does chanyeol get so much hate, how to be funny, why is chanyeol so tall, chanbaek fanfiction*
  • Yixing: *animals cuddling, unicorns, how to be a unicorn, why are birds so scary*
  • Xiumin: *how to get over a break up, do rebounds actually work, xiuchen or xiuhan, why is exo so annoying*
  • Suho: *Krisho, why did kris leave exo, who is Yifan dating, why did Suho's children leave, why won't tao come back, kris wu and kendall jenner*