children of the tao

EXO Reaction to hearing Suho curse for the first time

This was requested by @supercaptainblog I hope you like it! Xo, Ara~
/I don’t own any of the gifs used, unless stated otherwise/


Chanyeol:

*Can’t believe it* “Did he just… did he…. oh my… Baek did you hear that?”

Kris:

*Someone has to put back everything in order* “No bad words in this dorm!”

Sehun:

“This isn’t him… what did we do…. we won’t do this again Hyung… we’ll behave” *Look at those children*

Tao:

*Gif*

Kai:

“Do you remember that day when Suho cursed because of you? Never forget man!” *Jokes about it until he dies*

Xiumin:

“Oh… lord…. things just got our of control…” *Minnie knows something’s not right*

Baekhyun:

*Loses all hope* “And I thought this day would never come… what did we do?”

Luhan:

*Doesn’t want to say a thing so Suho doesn’t get even angrier* “…”

Chen:

*Gif*

Kyungsoo:

“No.. no don’t make me go in there… let’s just leave… He’s.. pissed… go go!” *Even Soo is freaking out*

Lay:

*Hard judging xD*

Suho:

“I think I need vacations… go to somewhere I can clean my soul… go back to my old self… the in control self…”

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sarangkaeyon  asked:

And what kind of dads are EXO-M going to be? [Apart from full of money! XD] - Sarang

Here it is ^O^ Guess I`m in charge of M answers?


Xiumin: The ‘my child takes after me, dad. First of all, Xiumin would do his best to become a good example for his child(ren). If there`s something he doesn`t want his child to do, he won`t do this as well to set an example because kids usually take examples by adults, mostly their own parents. This is Xiumin`s tactics when it comes to raising a child. Apart from that, he would love spending his free time with them, bringing them to parks, taking them out to picnics and so on, where they`ll be able to play as much as they want!

Luhan: For some reason, I think he would be that dad who is usually very sweet and loving, but if a child does something bad, he would not hesitate to punish them by telling them to go to their room and think about their behavior and then idk, write a composition about what exactly they did wrong and if they would ever act like this again. He is trying to raise a fair and nice person, this is why sometimes he might be strict and not let his child(ren) do whatever they want. But most of the times he is a total fool for his child(ren), giving them hair ruffles and small kisses here and there.

Kris: The gentle dad. Kris would be that dad who makes everyone go ‘awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww’ when he`s with his child. He would be that dad who always lets his children sit on his lap, up to mid teens or something like this. If he had a daughter, I believe she`d still sit on his lap in her twenties because she`s used to it and being with dad always feels comfortable and secure. When the baby is little, he`d always hold their tiny hands, play with them and compare them to his own giant ones. He would probably not express his love for them verbally often, but he is always ready to sacrifice everything for his child(ren). 

Chen: The teashing dad. Ever since the baby is very young, he won`t stop making fun of him/her. Being little, the child would probably whine or even cry about it, that`s when Chen would give them a soothing hug and say that dad was just kidding. Being teenagers, his children would probably be sooo piiissed at their father`s attitude they might not talk to him for a day or something. Hugs and cheek kisses won`t work anymore, and that`s when he would consider stopping teasing them until they mature up and begin to understand his jokes.

Lay: The ‘look at my baby’ dad. Lay would just adore his child soooooo much! To the point where his baby drools on him and he`d think that his baby`s drool is a piece of art and God`s blessing and whatever it can be. I don`t think he is able to be strict with his children. Even if he`s trying to act like a tough dad, it looks implausible and even funny. His child(ren) would barely believe he`d actually not let them have a dessert or take their smartphone away for a whole day for what they have done. 

Tao: The understanding dad. I swear to God, Tao would be very supportive and understanding towards his kid(s). I can see his teaching his children to have confidence in themselves, to believe in their talents, their abilities, their uniqueness ever since they are little. They would probably not have any secrets from him. I don`t see him punishing his kids in any way other than giving them a dirty look and silent treatment, but they have to do something really bad to get such treatment from their dad.

- Vi

(As always, gifs aren`t mine. Credits to gif owners)

okay but u guys can’t tell me that up10tion’s sunyoul doesn’t look like the biological child of bts’ j-hope and jungkook

i mean 

just LOOK

LOOK at those crooked bunny teeth and how the bridge of his nose is like hobi’s but his eyes are more like jungkook’s. and of course u can’t be jung hoseok’s child wiTHOUT BEING LITERAL SUNSHINE

LIKE

STAB ME WITH A MARSHMALLOW HE’S SO CUTE

Originally posted by u10tn

I’M CRYING

NO

BUT IT GETS BETTER

okay so

wooshin is the literal spitting image of exo’s d.o and luhan. he even hit a member ???? on the head ??? WITH A COOKING POT ok like it doesn’t get any more kyungsoo af than that

and look at them luhan like nostrils and slightly deer like eyes even though his eyes are also really round like soo’s and just. no

Originally posted by luxx-vi

EVEN THE WAY THIS CHILD SPACES OUT REMINDS ME OF LUHAN AND KYUNGSOO

NO

but IT GETS EVEN BETTER

BECAUSE then THERE’S BITTO aka lee changhyun aka the child of exo’s tao and sehun

IF U DON’T THINK OF TAO MIXED IN WITH SEHUN UR LYING

he’s also 180cm tall 

update: taohun’s child is a wimp

I MEAN

U CAN’T BE HUANG ZITAO AND OH SEHUN’s CHILD WITHOUT BEING AT LEAST A LITTLE WIMPY alright genetics don’t work that way

LOOK AT THE WAY HE TALKS. oh and that’s wooshin on the side nodding his head like a chicken

tao + sehun = this child right here

IN CONCLUSION

U MUST PROTECT THESE THREE LITTLE CHILDREN FROM UP10TION

BECAUSE THEY ARE PRECIOUS

that is all. thank you

Do not ask your children
to strive for extraordinary lives.
Such striving may seem admirable,
but it is the way of foolishness.
Help them instead to find the wonder
and the marvel of an ordinary life.
Show them the joy of tasting
tomatoes, apples and pears.
Show them how to cry
when pets and people die.
Show them the infinite pleasure
in the touch of a hand.
And make the ordinary come alive for them.
The extraordinary will take care of itself.
—  William Martin
EXO’s reaction to their daughter having a nightmare.

Baekhyun

*superhero-clown Byun to the rescue* “I’ll fight all the bad guys, just show me where they are!”

Chanyeol

*looks around the room intensely* “Nooo, baby, there are no ghosts in this room… Yes, I‘m sure.”

Chen

*is too tired to try and calm her down* “Come here, sweety, Daddy will sleep with you tonight…”

D.O

*feels responsible for her nightmare* “Oh, I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have told you that ghost story the other day… You know they aren’t real, right?“

Kai

“Aww, pumpkin, were you really that scared?” *hugs her tightly*

Kris

“Princess, I‘ve told you, that when I’m here, nothing bad will ever happen to you…”

Lay

“Oh, I know a perfect lullaby, that will keep all the bad things away…” *pulls out his guitar and sings her to sleep*

Luhan

“Don’t be scared… See, Daddy isn’t afraid of anything…” *bug flies by* “That thing doesn’t count…”

Sehun

“Yes baby, I ghost-proofed the house, the day you were born. Nothing can get it in here. I’m confident in my work.”

Suho

*agrees to listen to her nightmare and of course gets scared himself*        “That was one scary dream you had, baby…”

Tao

“You were dreaming that Gucci went bankrupt?! There is no doubt… you are my child!” *snuggles her until she falls back asleep, holding onto her mini Gucci bag*

Xiumin

*does aegyo to make her forget about a bad dream* “Go back to sleep my pretty lady, I’ll guard your dreams…”

EXO reaction to the MC saying you would be a perfect wife/mother

So.. I have nothing to do :D So I’m going to spam you probably until I fall asleep <3 Admin A~
/I don’t own any of the gifs used, unless stated otherwise/ 

Chanyeol: *Feeling a little bit awkward* “Well.. he haven’t discussed about children… yeah she would be a nice mom…”

Kris: <Are you serious?! I was going to ask her tonight to be my wife and you just ruined it!>

Sehun: *Nervous laugh* “You think so? She is really something… *Imagines his life next to you and your children*

Tao: “Is he being serious? Telling me how to make kids? I already know this stuff man!!”

Kai: “Oh well the truth is that…. We are going to be parents soon!!”

Xiumin: *Approves what the MC said and starts to make a plan to ask you to marry him*

Baekhyun: *Gets clingy with you* “Jaaaaaaagiii~ Imagine… us with seven babies!”

Luhan: *Manly mode* “Well Y/N” *Looks at the camera* “You just heard… we should make some babies tonight”

Chen: *Starts to feel really nervous because he has the ring but not the plan yet and he knows you will start to think about marriage very soon*

Kyungsoo: *Doesn’t let the others see his excitement* “Yes she would be a nice wife”

Lay: *Already in the father unicorn mode* “Our babies will be called Pegasus and Tinkerbell”

Suho: *Looks at you all the week hoping you understand it’s his “Iwantbabies” face*

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teacher z.tao with his baby student, she’s the youngest one among the competitors

a fan posted an fanaccount said that tao was very tired today, he went to the rehearsal right after his arrival, but he was still very dedicated to the job by being friendly to everyone, paying attention to people’s talking, he also communicated with the kid a lot, he didn’t care about his idol image, sitting on the floor to do kiyomi with the kid, his face is so small, almost same size with the kid’s face, he was even shy when the baby girl called him “gege”, it was very cute!

Today has been a troublesome day in the korean music scene.

Well, more troublesome than usual.

SMTM4 has me frustrated.

Mino has me conflicted.

Rapmonster has me disappointed.

Tao has me confused.

PCY hasn’t done anything yet. But I’m sure he will. 

Bobby has me turning into my mother. 

Zico has me turning into my father. 

And dark skin tones are still not joke-material. 

I need to review my bias list.

While chanting, ‘To err is human. To forgive, divine.’