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ANALYSIS OF GUZMA’S SHADY HOUSE ROOM

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ROOM ITSELF: This bedroom is bigger than any of the others in the house, suggesting it was indeed the master bedroom of whomever previously lived here. Obviously this would be the room Guzma would claim for himself.
BED: The bed is also bigger than any of the others. It even has three pillows. Why does Guzma need three pillows like that? Maybe the guy likes company. ;) But also, the placement of the bed is peculiar. It isn’t up against a wall like most people arrange their beds, but rather a bit askew and taking up space in the room. It’s possible that when Guzma gets angry he shoves it around a little. Unfortunately, unlike his bed at home, you can’t lie down in it and comment on what it feels/smells like. (But do I still desperately try? Yes.) It’s also a surprise to see that, although it’s not the most tidy-looking bed and the sheets are probably dirty, it still seems Guzma makes his bed.
THRONE: Aside from the chest of Buginium Z, it is the only thing in the room you can interact with. When you sit in it, you take notice, “The arms of the chair look like they’ve been slammed countless times by angry fists.” Seeing as they appear to be made of wood, that’s rather unsettling. This of course is more evidence toward Guzma’s anger issues. Additionally, it should be noted the platform is makeshift, certainly not specifically built for this purpose; it’s an overturned bookshelf, confirmed by comparing it to other bookshelves around the house.
BUGINIUM Z: There is a Grunt earlier who says, “We’ve been collecting every last shard of Buginium Z in Alola for Mr. Guzma. All so that Mr. Guzma could be sure to be the strongest bug Pokémon user around!” So this is where it all goes, just lazily stored in Guzma’s bedroom. Guzma isn’t even able to use it himself; he has no Z-Ring. Therefore he must be collecting it to make sure no one else can use it either.
PLATFORM TABLES: Beside the throne are two tables, one with a glass bottle and the other with a laptop. The glass bottle undoubtedly contains/contained alcohol, suggesting Guzma drinks, but more on that later. The laptop is interesting because there’s no way of knowing what he uses it for, which could range from actually using it for business to surfing the web for porn. Before battling Guzma, he says he likes to smash machines when they mess up, so it could safely be assumed the laptop is either a little beat up or brand spanking new. Also, the only other computers in the house are in (what is believed to be) Plumeria’s bedroom, as well as in the front.
OTHER TABLES: There are also three additional tables on the right side of the room: two with ceramics on them and one with a globe. These items are likely just leftover from the previous owner, but the bong-like shape of the green vase is a fun thing to speculate about, and the possibility of Guzma keeping the globe there because he actually has an interest in geography is another fun thought.
SHELVES: Displayed on top of the shelves is a decorative plate and another ceramic likely leftover by the previous owner like the other ceramics. Displayed on the top and middle shelves are an array of bottles, likely containing alcohol, and this suggests Guzma may have a drinking problem which undoubtedly does not go well with his anger issues. If any of those bottles are empty, he probably keeps them to smash them when he’s angry (the ceramics aren’t safe either). On the bottom shelf, there are two safes. Possibly left by the previous owners, Guzma surely broke into them by now and makes use of them. Money, drugs, a gun, or even keepsakes from home could be inside. Money would be most likely, however, and that could indicate Guzma is actually a frugal spender, whether it’s money for himself or for the whole of Team Skull.
PAINT: There is paint spattered on the rug, platform, and wall behind the throne, but not in any other area of the room. It could be inferred that Guzma specifically wanted this area “decorated” in such a way in order to convey its importance and to make it look edgy af. The only image painted is the Team Skull logo over the big painting on the wall. Speaking of which, it appears to have been a beautiful picture and was probably very expensive; Guzma defiled it likely as one last little “fuck you” to the high class society the people of Po Town seemed to belong to.
CLOSET: It can’t be seen in the image above, but the doors are on the right wall of the room. You are not able to interact with it, so there’s no telling what could be inside, other than clothes as one would obviously assume. It makes for a good detail to the room, however, because aside from the fact there is a bed, the room wouldn’t feel as bedroomy without it.
LAMPS: Here we have, of course, more leftover pieces of furniture from the previous owners. They are each directly in all four corners of the room, unifying the messy (although… garbage-free unlike the rest of the house) and asymmetrical layout by being the only other symmetrical aspect of the room aside from the throne setup. Is Guzma conscious of this? Probably not. It doesn’t seem like he gives a shit about interior design.

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Harrisburg Telegraph, Pennsylvania, May 11, 1936

The youngsters, it seems, want hot dogs and hamburgers. Seldom, if ever, are hot dogs and hamburgers served in the school cafeterias. The result is that the youngsters go outside and buy them from vendors. I don’t know anything about calories in hot dogs but I do know that the school cafeterias should be able to prepare them better than the vendors. If the pupils want hot dogs, give ‘em hot dogs, it’s their money. The average youngster’s stomach can handle hot dogs.

Storytelling Sunday

She was six years old when her uncle died. She was not allowed to go to the funeral , instead she stayed with distant family. They had goats that tried to eat her clothes. They also had bunk beds! She had never seen bunk beds before and being the guest she got to sleep in the top bunk!
After the excitement of the goats and the bunk beds , two more important events occurred during this stay. The first may be one of the most important events of her lifetime. She saw a naked woman on television. She was mesmerized by those soft , supple breasts with the soft pink areolas. Such beauty! The second life event that trip was a very important lesson that had to be learned the hard way. She started to get a sore throat and was given a little tin with red candy in it that would soothe her throat. These delicious little bits of heaven however delectable they may be, are not candy at all. One should never , Under any circumstances , consume the entire container.
To conclude today’s lesson :
Goats eat clothes
Bunk beds are awesome
Throat drops are not candy
Breasts are beautiful and hypnotic

anonymous asked:

Can I have some childhood friends Taekook with smut please? Preferably a completed multi chap but I don't mind if it's one shot or something, thank youuu.

sorry I couldn’t find more but honestly I didn’t even realize that most childhood friend fics don’t have smut lol

I Want Nobody (but You, Baby) by merelypretty - In the middle of winter, Jeongguk and Taehyung meet again.

all the right wrongs by aeterisks - Jeongguk’s fate seems to have a name, and that name happens to be Kim Taehyung.

Ripped Jeans and Velvet Skin by strangedesires - Taehyung gets a new tattoo just above his heart, and it’s a small star in black ink. “I got it for you, you know that, don’t you?” Taehyung asks Jeongguk as he traces his fingertips across his skin. (OR: Taehyung’s pierced and tatted and Jeongguk’s hopelessly in love).

sound of music by wowoashley - Jungkook can’t hear the music.

i tried playing the superhero, but you were your own villian by endlesslyadrift - jungkook promised to protect and save taehyung whenever he needed him, but sometimes one can only try and save themselves (pure word vomit but i love taekook and no one is going to stop me)

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Emotional needs

Anon asked me yesterday in what ways my parents did not meet my emotional needs.

My dad: He needed someone to contain his emotions a lot of the time. He shouted when things didn’t go his way, had little self-control when faced with things (material or otherwise) that he wanted whether good for him or not, and hated to back down or admit he was wrong. So as a child, you tiptoe around him, trying to predict what he wants and making sure you don’t say the thing that sets him off. Invariably on occasions you do. You bite back your own emotions to make sure that he stays calm.

My mum: She was too fragile for strong emotions. As a child, you can have feelings, as long as they are in line with what she imagines they should be. Disagree at your peril, imagine how hurt and upset she will be having to deal with that. You hide your emotions to protect her from them. To take care of her.

In this way I felt responsible for both my parents emotional needs and did not feel able to trust them with mine.

his job was to walk calmly into death’s welcoming arms; a mix for harry’s final walk through the forest

He envied even his parents’ deaths now. This cold-blooded walk to his own destruction would require a different kind of bravery. He felt his fingers trembling slightly and made an effort to control them, although no one could see him; the portraits on the walls were all empty.

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Top 5 Anime Male Childhood Crushes

Try to remember the series you watched as a child! Those were the shows that you can’t forget even today after so many years. Even though the shows are really old, they still remain in our hearts. The same case is with the characters almost all of us had a crush on. Here is the list of the top 5 male anime characters that we all had a crush on in our childhood.

Yami Yugi

One of the first crushes most of us had was on Yami Yugi from Yugioh. It may be due to his hairstyle or his card-playing abilities, but for some reason, he captured the hearts of whole female audience of this series. His cool attitude and epic appearances have always been the best parts of each episode. You really have to admit, that whenever you were watching Yugioh, you only waited for the scene where Yami Yugi would appear, and at the moment where Yugi transformed into Yami Yugi, we all screamed like crazy.

Yamamoto Ishida aka Matt

One of the coolest characters in Digimon and the always lonesome wolf who won over our hearts. Without him and his constant fights with Tai, Digimon would have been completely different. We all enjoyed the scenes when he played his mouth organ and we would always listen quietly. Moreover, we loved the scenes where his relationship with his brother was shown, not to mention the parts where he fought alongside his digimon.

Mamoru Chiba aka Tuxedo Mask

Mamoru – every girls dream. From the moment he appeared Mamoru was one of the most interesting characters in Sailor Moon. He was different from Usagi’s initial crush, and would always act childish in front of Usagi. Mamoru is a real gentleman, especially while acting as Tuxedo Mask. That one rose which Mamoru always throws was more than enough for us to start drooling over him.

Shinichi Kudo

Our favorite detective who appears only in the first two episodes of Detective Conan. Even though we rarely get to see Conan’s real form, we all love Shinichi. The moments when Conan is thinking about the case and Shinichi is shown is just enough for us to start daydreaming. Despite the huge number of episodes, it all pays out the moment you get to the episode were Shinichi appears. I really do wish there were more episodes like that!

Inuyasha

Nothing can beat the white-haired half-demon Inuyasha. From the day the series began, Inuyasha was the center of attention for the female audience. I mean, how could you not love those dog ears and that long white hair? And as if that was not enough, we even get to see his human form. I must admit, I can never get enough of this character. Especially the “Osuwari” scenes!

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anonymous asked:

Help I cannot stop watching that video. 😳 And thinking about what happened after.

There there anon, we all do, we all do…ugh. Not to ruin you even more but here are 20 headcanons about what happened (  ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

http://baskervilleshund.tumblr.com/post/154027772315/wanna-do-the-10-headcanons-game-your-favourite-10

http://mmmaho.tumblr.com/post/154030759881/smaylor-10-headcanon-game-in-the-club

Now can someone pls write a fic, or at least ficlet aaah. WHERE is my smaylor porn fairy anon!!? i know u reading this! lol okay i don’t but ugh, where are youu, look at this golden material! 

This is me when porn fairy anon comes: 

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