child's food

PSA: overfeeding your child is child abuse

Just like with your pets, having a fat kid is a reflection on you as a person. Don’t feed your kid junk. No kid deserves to have their childhood stolen by obesity. Believe me. And no amount of cutesy, dumb sounding shit about tummies and how you need to be obese for your belly to accomodate your organs and delusional crap like that will make this better.

I still pay the price of being overfed like a trash can 20 years later.

anonymous asked:

a poor kid wins something (twice) and meets a psychopath whose been locked up in for too long (ft: a child being turned to food, a child blowing up, a child being incinerated and one shrinking)


Make me guess musicals

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.