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WE’RE ENGAGED! I originally made this Tumblr just to share different wedding ideas I loved with others but was still just in a long term relationship. But now, all my posts will be dedicated to planning our future wedding <3

Story of the proposal.
December 21 2011. It was exactly our 8 year anniversary and this was his year to plan our anniversary date. Our dates are always different each year and we surprise each other with the date on the day of. We usually do something in the city (NYC is 20mins away) like dinner, see the museum or tree, exploring really. This time he only hinted that I’d have to dress up and that we were eating dinner somewhere. He blindfolded me and we ended up at the venue where he had planned a ‘Prom’-themed surprise for me. I didn’t go to my high school prom and I always wished that I could’ve.

<3 I guess you could say it was a surprise prom proposal and 8 year anniversary party for us.

*Oh, btw you can’t see it from this angle but he used a Pokeball (he loves Pokemon and I tease him all the time for collecting all the Pokemon in his games haha I even call him “Pokemon Master”) to hold the ring when he says “I Choose You.”

til next time, Stay happy :)

An Oldie but a Goodie.

[had this saved in an old notebook haha. dunno where it originates from though, sorry!]

How to Sexually Please Your Girl…

I can tell you guys that there are certain things you can do to make your wife/gf swoon. They aren’t difficult, anyone can do them and they are some of the sexiest things I can think of…and I have quite the imagination…

So. Are you ready? Are you all that is man? Wipe that drop of drool from the corner of your mouth and read on….

Technique #1 : Wet Hands

Yep, it is the wet hands technique. Certainly one of the most popular among most women polled for this article. So simple. So exciting. You will leave her breathless.

* Fill the kitchen sink up with hot water and add a few drops of a scented dish liquid. Not too many, you don’t want it to be harsh. There are many very nice scents out now, from vanilla and lavender to grapefruit. It is completely up to you.

* With a soft cloth in your hands plunge your hands into the water and get the cloth very wet.

* Now, moving slowly and gently place a dish in the water and rub the cloth across the surface of it..over and over again.

* Place the dish in clean rinse water and repeat until she is moaning with pleasure.

Technique #2: Vibrate Me Baby

This technique utilizes what many women think of as toys… It is a little more difficult and takes a little more muscle. Extra credit on this one if you wear a black “wife beater” shirt at the same time. Are you man enough?

* Carefully pull the vacuum out of where it has been stored. You know you want to.

* Plug it in and push all the right buttons.

* Slowly move back and forth and back and forth across the carpet, you will know when to move to a new spot.

* Move to the next spot and repeat as long as it takes to get results.

Technique #3 : The Wet T Shirt Game

This game is pretty easy, although you will have to think quickly while in the midst of gettin’ your game on. If you can handle the amount of agitation and vibration in the first few minutes you will be o.k. until the end.

* You will need two piles…no I did not say poles, I said piles.

* Put everything white and light colored in one and everything dark colored in the other.

* Fill the washing machine with warm water and laundry soap (this is imperative…use the amount suggested by the manufacturer).

* Add the light pile. Close the lid.

* Write her a love letter about how great her eyes are while you are waiting for it to finish

* Repeat with the dark colors except use cold water.

* Quick note: If your wife is screaming “Yes! Yes! Yes!” Don’t stop what you are doing..that is called domesticus interruptus and it really is frustrating for women.

Technique #4: What Goes Up Must Come Down

This is best used as a quickie, whether in the middle of the night or during a chaotic afternoon. She can’t say no to this.

* When you put the toilet seat up….put it back down.

* Every time.

I know…I know.. you almost can’t take any more verbal titillation. Good thing this is a short list. This last one is amazing. It is incredible…it definitely saves the best for last.

Technique #5: Tonight It’s Oral Gratification

This will take some time to master. Work on it while using other techniques several times a week and then just expose your big secret to her when she least expects it. If you all ready know this technique you should be using it to it’s full potential by adding to your repertoire of tricks.

* Learn to cook a whole meal.

* When she has had a particularly rough day run her a bath, preferably aromatic with LUSH bath stuff.

* While she is bathing fix your incredible dinner (hot dogs and popcorn does not count)

* While she is still relaxed from the bath and satiated with dinner proceed to technique #1.