- Combeferre & Courfeyrac: *seeing Enjolras & Grantaire kissing in the corner booth at the Café Musain*
- Courf: (quietly) I can see what's happening.
- Ferre: What?
- Courf: (louder) And they don't have a clue.
- Ferre: Who?
- Courf: (even louder) They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line... our Trio's down to two.
- Ferre: Oh...
- Courf: (louder still) And if he falls in love tonight...it can be assumed...
- Ferre: His carefree days with us are history...
- Courf & Ferre: (shouting) In short, our pal is dooooooomed!
- - Bonus -
- Enjolras: Will you 2 shut the hell up?! Grantaire and I have been dating for a year and you 2 are the ones who set us up!
- Courf: ...Your point?
RFA + V and Saeran react to an MC who's addicted to baking or cooking (you can decide).