chief bone

When u gon eat dat good good, be sure to compliment the chef ;)

Bum sniff ya feet
Chrome flick the chief
Bone Apple Tea
Phone Apple Feet
Great Barrier Reef
Call me Gour on ram see
Bong Asshole sneeze
Blind Refugees
Bone App the Teeth
Lone Stab a Chief
Mom Tap the Beef 
Bone Cap the Tweet
Bob Ate the Meat
Bonjour Sewing Kit
Chef Boiled Tee
Bone Altitude
Flown Half a Beet
Boner Ankle Three
Bone Ate da Teeth
Boing Application
Kick Out the Teeth
Ron Cracked the Sleep
Blonde Amputee
Boneless Feet
Mom I have fleas
Bony African Feet
Bamboozle Chief Keef
Bone Ape Tit
Phone Apple Jeans 
Bone Appdta Teat
Both Hat and Feet 
Bomb the Japanese
Bone in my Cheek
Bench a Plate and Ski
Bangin Apple Geese
Pianos Become the Teeth
Bone Ate the Toot
Chef Boy Yard Tea
Bang a Pianos Teeth 
Boner Halloween
Bode of the Teeth
Bad Credit Score
Benjamin the tenth
Bone Appidtitty
Boner Petite
Spicy Chicken Meat
Bramley Apple Tea
Scone App the Beef
Blonde Apple Trees
Born with no Teeth
Bone Smack my Teeth

Bosnia Apathy
2

Imagine Jim having to tell Bones that you’re in love with him.

“Stop pulling my leg,” Bones grumbled, shooting Jim an annoyed glare. “We both know that [f/n] isn’t interested in me.”

“That’s not what I heard,” Jim insisted, lips quirked into a childish grin. “I’ve heard from a very reputable source that [f/n] took a shining to a certain chief medical officer.”

Bones raised an eyebrow skeptically, “And who might this ‘reputable source’ be?”

“I am bound to secrecy. My lips are sealed,” Jim shrugged but his grin never wavered. “Though I will say that you should probably go talk to [f/n]. Wouldn’t want the attraction to go to waste.”

“I hate you.”

“Hey! You’re talking to your captain!”

“Fine. I hate you, sir.”

“Much better.”

Gif Credit: Bones

Love Letter Event- Pharah

When you first saw the letter on your desk with Security Chief Amari’s signature on it, you worried it was a complaint on your performance. You were a new recruit in the Helix Security base at Anubis, and you knew a good number of people resented you already. Even though you were fresh from training, you were praised as a prodigy, an expert with the best ballistic weapons.

Some of your superiors absolutely loved you, giving you the best positions right out of the gate. But the others, especially you’re comrades, couldn’t stand you. You were Anubis’s new goody-two-shoes who had surpassed them in under a month. Now it looked like Chief Amari had a bone to pick with you as well. Opening the official-looking document, you braced for a written scolding.

              Soldier [Last Name],

              I’m afraid this isn’t the most formal letter you’ll receive from me. In fact, I’m very shocked myself that I’m writing it. I haven’t had much of a chance to get to know you [Last Name], but I find myself wishing I could. Since you’ve come to base, all I hear about is your weapon expertise and remarkable singing voice. Very different talents, yes, but they piqued my interest all the same. I’ve seen some of the weapons you’ve crafted in the armory, and they look amazing. And I’m sure I’ve heard your voice around the barracks a few times and I wonder if I’m hearing a siren.

              There are many chances to make lifelong friends here, but not many chances to pursue a love life. But with how interested I’ve become in you, I’m starting to think that I could make space for it. Before my leave, I would have ignored my feelings, but when I was at home, my mother told me that life is too short, and you need to tell people how you feel when you feel for them. So that’s what I’m doing. Anubis isn’t much of a place to cultivate a relationship, but could we at least try? I could have you start making weapons for me as well so we could see each other more often.

              That is, only if you want to. I suppose I wrote this without thinking of how you’d respond. How about I send this with department proposition. I’ve attached it to this letter and I’ve had it signed by my superiors. All it needs now is your signature and to be turned into the head office. If you sign it, you’ll start managing my weapons as well, and we can start to get to know each other right away. But if not, then that’s alright, too. I think I’ll be equally as content if I can just hear your lovely voice around base. Thank you for taking the time to read this, [Last Name]. I’m sorry if it got in the way of your work.

              –Security Chief Amari

That wasn’t what you were expecting from Egypt’s great Pharah! Sure enough, the department proposition form was clipped to the back of the letter and had all of its required signatures—all of them except yours. Now your pen hovered over the dotted line as you thought of what would happen if you signed.

Tuesday Mixtape.

DOOMSTARKS - Lively Hood

Denzel Curry x Yung Simmie - Everywhere I Go

Xavier Wulf - Incase They Ain’t Know

Playboi Carti ft.Ethereal - Beef

Yung Simmie - WEED MAN

Nickelus F - Jonts

Robb Banks - Crunchtime

J.K. The Reaper - Ray Allen (ski)

Chief Keef ft. ASAP Rocky - Superheroes

$uicideboy$ - No Longer Fear the Razor Guarding My Heel

Bones - BeanNighe

Surrenderdorothy - Illgettothebottomofthis