When u gon eat dat good good, be sure to compliment the chef ;)
Bum sniff ya feet
Chrome flick the chief
Bone Apple Tea
Phone Apple Feet
Great Barrier Reef
Call me Gour on ram see
Bong Asshole sneeze
Bone App the Teeth
Lone Stab a Chief
Mom Tap the Beef
Bone Cap the Tweet
Bob Ate the Meat
Bonjour Sewing Kit
Chef Boiled Tee
Flown Half a Beet
Boner Ankle Three
Bone Ate da Teeth
Kick Out the Teeth
Ron Cracked the Sleep
Mom I have fleas
Bony African Feet
Bamboozle Chief Keef
Bone Ape Tit
Phone Apple Jeans
Bone Appdta Teat
Both Hat and Feet
Bomb the Japanese
Bone in my Cheek
Bench a Plate and Ski
Bangin Apple Geese
Pianos Become the Teeth
Bone Ate the Toot
Chef Boy Yard Tea
Bang a Pianos Teeth
Bode of the Teeth
Bad Credit Score
Benjamin the tenth
Spicy Chicken Meat
Bramley Apple Tea
Scone App the Beef
Blonde Apple Trees
Born with no Teeth
Bone Smack my Teeth
Bow at the tree
Now at the sea Bone apple cheese Bow Snapple please Joan play the keys Wow imma sneeze Joe eat the leaves So how is he
Stiles would be Kirk - the smart-ass captain of the Enterprise that tries to hide his intelligence and find other ways to pass school before being thrown into a position of leadership. He often gets in fights but he is a man who respects loyalty and would sacrifice himself for his crew in a heartbeat.
Derek would be Spock (yes I ship them) - he’s extremely intelligent and second-in-command of the Enterprise. He might not be in touch with his emotions after facing the tragedy of losing his family but he has some serious eyebrow game.
Lydia would be Uhura, the communications and linguist expert. She is often underestimated becasue of her gorgeous looks but her skills and knowledge is unmatched.
Erica would be Scotty becasue she’s a badass who’s skilled in a profession no-one expected. She’s the number one engineer, not only for her age but in history. She’s assisted by Boyd.
Isaac would be Chekov - the young navigator and tactical officer who graduated the Star Fleet Academy with honours. Despite his young age, his knowledge of physics, programming and many other areas could possibly match Derek’s.
Allison would be Sulu - the calm-minded, skilled pilot of the Enterprise. However, when the time comes, she can be a powerful leader and a fierce warrior.
And Scott would be Bones, the chief medical officer who is more often than not chasing after Stiles and cleaning up his mess or patching him up after he runs head first into danger.
His whole life, people have told Sidon to stay away from the
Divine Beast Vah Ruta. They tell him stories of the scourge that lies
within, of the monster he must stay away from at all costs. They call
the monster his sister’s name, and he hates it with every bone in his body, his sister was brave, a hero, someone who should have a statue in the town square. She was a Champion, not just in title, but in character, and the way the elders say her name as if it’s a curse makes him want to scream.
So he trains and dreams of going, of rescuing his sister from
the scourge and restoring her honor. He’s good with a spear, better with
a trident, and he’s the first person his age to risk the dive off of
Shatterback Point. That’s the closest he ever gets to the Divine Beast,
making the dive into the reservoir, and he sees the red malice that
seeps through the chinks in the beast’s armor. He sees her, or what’s left of her, the malice eating away at his
sister like a virus, her silver jewelry and the remains of the
Lightscale Trident the only things giving her away from this distance,
and he wants to howl, wants to go and tear the blight away from his sister, but a guard comes after him before he can reach her.
Who is in your town currently? It looks like you're always alone :0
“I can answer this! I’m Lillie. Mayor Lillie.”
AHEM. “Let’s see. I have a list, right here. I’m a little new at this…”
“First up is Goldie. You know her! She’s the star of this blog, and she’s living with her two siblings. She loves cooking, reading, and anything you can do around the house on a rainy day. She’s normal, and can be a little clumsy, but she’ll never pass up helping a friend in need.”
“Next is Bones, the oldest of the triplets. He’s a little silly but he’s a good edition to the town. He’s lazy, and will never pass up something to eat. He wears a sweater, even when it’s summer… but he never seems to mind.”
“Wynn is the runt of the triplet, just don’t mention it around her. She’s snooty, and can be a little moody. The shortest out of her brother and sister, she’s only 4′3″ while Goldie and Bones are 6′2″ and 6′4″. She’ll do anything to protect them, even if that means getting a little mean…”
“Bella is our peppy little punk. She doesn’t do anything bad, but her music is pretty loud… Being a peppy, she loves to do just about anything, and it’s hard to ever bring her down. Just don’t call her small! She can get pretty worked up if you mention her height.”
“This is Chief. He’s pretty grumpy, but I’ve heard its just because he’s a softy. He really enjoys the arts, like music and poetry. But… don’t tell him I told you that, he’d rip me a new one. Being a cranky, he’s well, cranky. We all know his true nature, though, and we love him for it!”
“This is.. uhm.. Bi-Bianca. She’s a peppy, just like Bella, but she’s more of a sw-sweetie than she is. She’s always positive, loves her friends, and I lo-we love her too. She’s always around to help, so keep that in mind!”
“Julian is more of a strong silent type. Being a smug, he’s pretty full of himself, but most of us agree that he deserves it. I mean look at that hair. Ahem. Sorry. Moving on, Julian doesn’t speak much, but when he does, he sure says a lot, and always seems to know exactly what to say.. I’m not quite sure how he does it.”
“Scoot is our jock, here in town! He’s always up early for a jog, and seemingly never takes his helmet off… I’ve even seen him sleep with it… Though he’s a good energy to have around and keeps us all in shape with his tips and tricks for staying fit that he spews in every direction.”
“Diana is our second snooty here, but she’s not as grumpy as Wynn. Saying the wrong thing can set her off, but she’s calm and collected as much as possible. She’s also the fashionista in town. (She made me my summer dress!) And gives the Able Sisters a run for their money!”
“Last but not least, is
Renée. If there is nothing more she cares about, it’s her friends. But anything else… she couldn’t care less. Though she is trustworthy, I’ll give her that. She’s big, the largest in the town, actually. The term gentle giant certainly doesn’t apply, however. Don’t let her clothes misguide you, she’s tough, and will use her strength to take out anyone who messes with her or those who she loves.
“Okay, I think that’s everybody! You can ask everybody questions of their own, if you’d like, or, you could even ask me, if you’d like. But I’m more of a secretary. Isabelle’s job seems more fitting for me, than Mayor. But I’ll try my best!”
(Renée, Diana, Chief, Scoot, Bianca, Bella, Julian, and Mayor Lillie are available for asks!)
Less than five months after Bones went off the air, Fox Chairman and CEO Dana Walden admits the long-running crime procedural could still have a future on the network. After 12 seasons, the drama starring David Boreanaz and Emily Deschanel bid farewell, but with the rate of shows being revived left and right — we’re looking at you, Will & Grace and Roseanne — Walden was asked how much time would have to pass before putting the show back on the air. “I think David Boreanaz would be upset with his new show premiering if I said it was any time soon,” Walden said at the Television Critics Association’s press tour on Tuesday. “I would anticipate ultimately we would happily do something around Bones, and that group was so close and the experience was so good for all of them. I can’t say definitively, we’ve had no conversations, it’s just too soon, and they’re all pursuing different things right now.”
For his part, Boreanaz will return to primetime this fall in the CBS military drama SEAL Team — though the actor didn’t seem that positive about reprising his Bones role following the finale at TCA in January. “It’s very hard for me to answer that question, honestly,” Boreanaz said. “I don’t know what’s going to happen in six hours. I mean, you’re asking a hypothetical question, but everything is possible in life. But I tend to like to go forward. I don’t like to go backwards… In general, I don’t like reunions and I don’t like to go back.” Bones creator Hart Hanson, however, previously seemed open to the idea of following in the footsteps of fellow network series like 24 and Prison Break. “I think those things are always possible, and very desirable,” Hanson said.
Note: I don’t actually know that
much about Star Trek as I only recently started watching it, and have
been watching more of TNG than TOS, so I apologize for anything I
might of gotten wrong.
KIDGE WEEK DAY 1 – JEALOUSY
Soda Pop Bubbly
Besides Shiro Keith had
never really had friends. Had never really tried. His early years had
been spent living in the middle of nowhere West Texas being
homeschooled by his father. There had been no other kids around.
There hadn’t been a lot of other people around period. There had been
the waitress at the dinner they went to so his father could watch the
news, and the grown sons of the owner of the ranch his father had
worked on. The waitress had been nice. She had given him free slices
of pie regularly. The rancher’s sons had been dumb, mean, or both.
His father had been a conspiracy theorist and an incredibly paranoid
one at that, so they hadn’t had Wi-Fi, smart phones, computers, or a
television because his father hadn’t wanted to make it easy for the
government to spy on them.
After his father…went
away when he was nine Keith had been shipped off to a foster home
already filled with six other kids and located in the city of
Lubbock. The city had been like another world, and the other kids
just as alien. He hadn’t known about Transformers, Batman, or any of
the other things they talked about, and they hadn’t known about the
Barney and Betty Hill abduction, the Roswell crash, or anything else
His father had once told him
that the majority of humanity were blind men who believed they saw
all. He had learned in that first foster home just how true those
words were. He also learned just how cruel kids could be. After that
first home he didn’t bother with the other kids. With anyone really.
They all had their heads in the dirt while he was gazing at the
When you first saw the letter on your desk with Security
Chief Amari’s signature on it, you worried it was a complaint on your
performance. You were a new recruit in the Helix Security base at Anubis, and
you knew a good number of people resented you already. Even though you were
fresh from training, you were praised as a prodigy, an expert with the best
Some of your superiors absolutely loved you, giving you the
best positions right out of the gate. But the others, especially you’re
comrades, couldn’t stand you. You were Anubis’s new goody-two-shoes who had
surpassed them in under a month. Now it looked like Chief Amari had a bone to
pick with you as well. Opening the official-looking document, you braced for a
Soldier [Last Name],
I’m afraid this isn’t the most
formal letter you’ll receive from me. In fact, I’m very shocked myself that I’m
writing it. I haven’t had much of a chance to get to know you [Last Name], but
I find myself wishing I could. Since you’ve come to base, all I hear about is
your weapon expertise and remarkable singing voice. Very different talents,
yes, but they piqued my interest all the same. I’ve seen some of the weapons
you’ve crafted in the armory, and they look amazing. And I’m sure I’ve heard
your voice around the barracks a few times and I wonder if I’m hearing a siren.
There are many chances to make
lifelong friends here, but not many chances to pursue a love life. But with how
interested I’ve become in you, I’m starting to think that I could make space
for it. Before my leave, I would have ignored my feelings, but when I was at
home, my mother told me that life is too short, and you need to tell people how
you feel when you feel for them. So that’s what I’m doing. Anubis isn’t much of
a place to cultivate a relationship, but could we at least try? I could have
you start making weapons for me as well so we could see each other more often.
That is, only if you want to. I
suppose I wrote this without thinking of how you’d respond. How about I send
this with department proposition. I’ve attached it to this letter and I’ve had
it signed by my superiors. All it needs now is your signature and to be turned
into the head office. If you sign it, you’ll start managing my weapons as well,
and we can start to get to know each other right away. But if not, then that’s
alright, too. I think I’ll be equally as content if I can just hear your lovely
voice around base. Thank you for taking the time to read this, [Last Name]. I’m
sorry if it got in the way of your work.
–Security Chief Amari
That wasn’t what you were expecting from Egypt’s great
Pharah! Sure enough, the department proposition form was clipped to the back of
the letter and had all of its required signatures—all of them except yours. Now
your pen hovered over the dotted line as you thought of what would happen if
Can you do a series of bones x reader oneshot on how throughout the films they fall deeper in love as they work together as doctor and nurse pretty please
Word Count: 1368 Warnings: None that I know of Author’s Note: Part 1 of (at least) 3! Each movie is going to be a oneshot. This ended up being pretty long so I kind of skimmed over a bunch of the plot for 2009 leaving the interactions between the reader and Bones. Enjoy!