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8th Anniversary: Bone Queef and Chief Segment
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8th Anniversary: Bone Queef and Chief Segment

#BoneChief || Full clip of the introduction of Bone Queef and The Chief from the 8th Anniversary Special

When u gon eat dat good good, be sure to compliment the chef ;)

Bum sniff ya feet
Chrome flick the chief
Bone Apple Tea
Phone Apple Feet
Great Barrier Reef
Call me Gour on ram see
Bong Asshole sneeze
Blind Refugees
Bone App the Teeth
Lone Stab a Chief
Mom Tap the Beef 
Bone Cap the Tweet
Bob Ate the Meat
Bonjour Sewing Kit
Chef Boiled Tee
Bone Altitude
Flown Half a Beet
Boner Ankle Three
Bone Ate da Teeth
Boing Application
Kick Out the Teeth
Ron Cracked the Sleep
Blonde Amputee
Boneless Feet
Mom I have fleas
Bony African Feet
Bamboozle Chief Keef
Bone Ape Tit
Phone Apple Jeans 
Bone Appdta Teat
Both Hat and Feet 
Bomb the Japanese
Bone in my Cheek
Bench a Plate and Ski
Bangin Apple Geese
Pianos Become the Teeth
Bone Ate the Toot
Chef Boy Yard Tea
Bang a Pianos Teeth 
Boner Halloween
Bode of the Teeth
Bad Credit Score
Benjamin the tenth
Bone Appidtitty
Boner Petite
Spicy Chicken Meat
Bramley Apple Tea
Scone App the Beef
Blonde Apple Trees
Born with no Teeth
Bone Smack my Teeth

Bosnia Apathy

Bow at the tree

Now at the sea
Bone apple cheese
Bow Snapple please
Joan play the keys
Wow imma sneeze
Joe eat the leaves
So how is he

anonymous asked:

Who is in your town currently? It looks like you're always alone :0

“I can answer this! I’m Lillie. Mayor Lillie.”

AHEM. “Let’s see. I have a list, right here. I’m a little new at this…”

“First up is Goldie. You know her! She’s the star of this blog, and she’s living with her two siblings. She loves cooking, reading, and anything you can do around the house on a rainy day. She’s normal, and can be a little clumsy, but she’ll never pass up helping a friend in need.”

“Next is Bones, the oldest of the triplets. He’s a little silly but he’s a good edition to the town. He’s lazy, and will never pass up something to eat. He wears a sweater, even when it’s summer… but he never seems to mind.”

“Wynn is the runt of the triplet, just don’t mention it around her. She’s snooty, and can be a little moody. The shortest out of her brother and sister, she’s only 4′3″ while Goldie and Bones are 6′2″ and 6′4″. She’ll do anything to protect them, even if that means getting a little mean…”

“Bella is our peppy little punk. She doesn’t do anything bad, but her music is pretty loud… Being a peppy, she loves to do just about anything, and it’s hard to ever bring her down. Just don’t call her small! She can get pretty worked up if you mention her height.”

“This is Chief. He’s pretty grumpy, but I’ve heard its just because he’s a softy. He really enjoys the arts, like music and poetry. But… don’t tell him I told you that, he’d rip me a new one. Being a cranky, he’s well, cranky. We all know his true nature, though, and we love him for it!”

“This is.. uhm.. Bi-Bianca. She’s a peppy, just like Bella, but she’s more of a sw-sweetie than she is. She’s always positive, loves her friends, and I lo-we love her too. She’s always around to help, so keep that in mind!”

“Julian is more of a strong silent type. Being a smug, he’s pretty full of himself, but most of us agree that he deserves it. I mean look at that hair. Ahem. Sorry. Moving on, Julian doesn’t speak much, but when he does, he sure says a lot, and always seems to know exactly what to say.. I’m not quite sure how he does it.”

“Scoot is our jock, here in town! He’s always up early for a jog, and seemingly never takes his helmet off… I’ve even seen him sleep with it… Though he’s a good energy to have around and keeps us all in shape with his tips and tricks for staying fit that he spews in every direction.”

“Diana is our second snooty here, but she’s not as grumpy as Wynn. Saying the wrong thing can set her off, but she’s calm and collected as much as possible. She’s also the fashionista in town. (She made me my summer dress!) And gives the Able Sisters a run for their money!”

“Last but not least, is Renée. If there is nothing more she cares about, it’s her friends. But anything else… she couldn’t care less. Though she is trustworthy, I’ll give her that. She’s big, the largest in the town, actually. The term gentle giant certainly doesn’t apply, however. Don’t let her clothes misguide you, she’s tough, and will use her strength to take out anyone who messes with her or those who she loves.


“Okay, I think that’s everybody! You can ask everybody questions of their own, if you’d like, or, you could even ask me, if you’d like. But I’m more of a secretary. Isabelle’s job seems more fitting for me, than Mayor. But I’ll try my best!”

(Renée, Diana, Chief, Scoot, Bianca, Bella, Julian, and Mayor Lillie are available for asks!)

Note: I don’t actually know that much about Star Trek as I only recently started watching it, and have been watching more of TNG than TOS, so I apologize for anything I might of gotten wrong.

KIDGE WEEK DAY 1 – JEALOUSY

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Besides Shiro Keith had never really had friends. Had never really tried. His early years had been spent living in the middle of nowhere West Texas being homeschooled by his father. There had been no other kids around. There hadn’t been a lot of other people around period. There had been the waitress at the dinner they went to so his father could watch the news, and the grown sons of the owner of the ranch his father had worked on. The waitress had been nice. She had given him free slices of pie regularly. The rancher’s sons had been dumb, mean, or both. His father had been a conspiracy theorist and an incredibly paranoid one at that, so they hadn’t had Wi-Fi,  smart phones, computers, or a television because his father hadn’t wanted to make it easy for the government to spy on them.


After his father…went away when he was nine Keith had been shipped off to a foster home already filled with six other kids and located in the city of Lubbock. The city had been like another world, and the other kids just as alien. He hadn’t known about Transformers, Batman, or any of the other things they talked about, and they hadn’t known about the Barney and Betty Hill abduction, the Roswell crash, or anything else of importance.


His father had once told him that the majority of humanity were blind men who believed they saw all. He had learned in that first foster home just how true those words were. He also learned just how cruel kids could be. After that first home he didn’t bother with the other kids. With anyone really. They all had their heads in the dirt while he was gazing at the stars.


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Love Letter Event- Pharah

When you first saw the letter on your desk with Security Chief Amari’s signature on it, you worried it was a complaint on your performance. You were a new recruit in the Helix Security base at Anubis, and you knew a good number of people resented you already. Even though you were fresh from training, you were praised as a prodigy, an expert with the best ballistic weapons.

Some of your superiors absolutely loved you, giving you the best positions right out of the gate. But the others, especially you’re comrades, couldn’t stand you. You were Anubis’s new goody-two-shoes who had surpassed them in under a month. Now it looked like Chief Amari had a bone to pick with you as well. Opening the official-looking document, you braced for a written scolding.

              Soldier [Last Name],

              I’m afraid this isn’t the most formal letter you’ll receive from me. In fact, I’m very shocked myself that I’m writing it. I haven’t had much of a chance to get to know you [Last Name], but I find myself wishing I could. Since you’ve come to base, all I hear about is your weapon expertise and remarkable singing voice. Very different talents, yes, but they piqued my interest all the same. I’ve seen some of the weapons you’ve crafted in the armory, and they look amazing. And I’m sure I’ve heard your voice around the barracks a few times and I wonder if I’m hearing a siren.

              There are many chances to make lifelong friends here, but not many chances to pursue a love life. But with how interested I’ve become in you, I’m starting to think that I could make space for it. Before my leave, I would have ignored my feelings, but when I was at home, my mother told me that life is too short, and you need to tell people how you feel when you feel for them. So that’s what I’m doing. Anubis isn’t much of a place to cultivate a relationship, but could we at least try? I could have you start making weapons for me as well so we could see each other more often.

              That is, only if you want to. I suppose I wrote this without thinking of how you’d respond. How about I send this with department proposition. I’ve attached it to this letter and I’ve had it signed by my superiors. All it needs now is your signature and to be turned into the head office. If you sign it, you’ll start managing my weapons as well, and we can start to get to know each other right away. But if not, then that’s alright, too. I think I’ll be equally as content if I can just hear your lovely voice around base. Thank you for taking the time to read this, [Last Name]. I’m sorry if it got in the way of your work.

              –Security Chief Amari

That wasn’t what you were expecting from Egypt’s great Pharah! Sure enough, the department proposition form was clipped to the back of the letter and had all of its required signatures—all of them except yours. Now your pen hovered over the dotted line as you thought of what would happen if you signed.

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Imagine Jim having to tell Bones that you’re in love with him.

“Stop pulling my leg,” Bones grumbled, shooting Jim an annoyed glare. “We both know that [f/n] isn’t interested in me.”

“That’s not what I heard,” Jim insisted, lips quirked into a childish grin. “I’ve heard from a very reputable source that [f/n] took a shining to a certain chief medical officer.”

Bones raised an eyebrow skeptically, “And who might this ‘reputable source’ be?”

“I am bound to secrecy. My lips are sealed,” Jim shrugged but his grin never wavered. “Though I will say that you should probably go talk to [f/n]. Wouldn’t want the attraction to go to waste.”

“I hate you.”

“Hey! You’re talking to your captain!”

“Fine. I hate you, sir.”

“Much better.”

Gif Credit: Bones

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DOOMSTARKS - Lively Hood

Denzel Curry x Yung Simmie - Everywhere I Go

Xavier Wulf - Incase They Ain’t Know

Playboi Carti ft.Ethereal - Beef

Yung Simmie - WEED MAN

Nickelus F - Jonts

Robb Banks - Crunchtime

J.K. The Reaper - Ray Allen (ski)

Chief Keef ft. ASAP Rocky - Superheroes

$uicideboy$ - No Longer Fear the Razor Guarding My Heel

Bones - BeanNighe

Surrenderdorothy - Illgettothebottomofthis