Prosecutor: Chicolini, you are charged with high treason, and if found guilty, you will be shot. Chicolini: I object. Prosecutor: You object? On what grounds? Chicolini: I couldn’t think of anything else to say. Rufus T. Firefly: Objection sustained. Prosecutor: Your Excellency, you sustain the objection? Rufus T. Firefly: Sure, I couldn’t think of anything else to say either. Why don’t you object?
Prosecutor: Chicolini, when were you born? Chicolini: I don’t-a remember. I was just a little baby. Prosecutor: Isn’t it true you tried to sell Freedonia’s secret war code and plans? Chicolini: Sure, I sold a code and two pair of plans.