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[x] - requested by anonymous (edited slightly)

“Here’s your sandwich, Mr. Parker.” Mr. Delmar tossed a paper bag at Peter, who caught it deftly. He looked around, a small smirk appearing on his face before he followed up with, “Where’s the hot chick?”

“Who?” Peter’s head whipped around, his hands balling into fists. 

“Uh, what’s her name?” Mr. Delmar stroked his chin, before one of his coworkers nudged him and whispered something in his ear. “Oh yeah, y/n!”

“Don’t call y/n the ‘hot chick’,” Peter snapped, storming up to the counter. “She’s so much more than that.”

REQUESTS ARE OPEN!

Asleep teen porn.

Sexy tied up busty blonde chick having her booty whipped wet teen twat this gorgeous blonde chick is really thirsty for action. Assholes teens tgp sports is their favorite club in college but they never taught they will end up getting fucked inside their club house these two slutty college teens are both intensely fucked on top.chubby young teen

C: I’m disappointed Worldstarhiphop isn’t boycotted yet by black women. Like why is that site still up? It exploits black women for entertainment. Like in fight videos they’ll say “Ratchet pregnant black chick gets her ass whipped” but fight videos of white women and black men never have those titles. They’ll applaud the white girls twerking in the comments but bash the black girls in the most vile way. The comments are disgusting and most come from black men. BOYCOTT WSHH for Pete’s sake.

anonymous asked:

Since I was asleep like a normal human, will you recap for me the last 12 hours?

PREVIOUSLY ON “KEEPING UP WITH TAYVIN”

Calvin released his new song “How Deep Is Your Love”, a collaboration with Disciples (listen here) which was immediately welcomed with opened arms into the music world. After weeks of teasers and promo, everyone was DYING to get their hands on this track…and they weren’t disappointed. (this was also the same night Calvin favorited a tweet of mine praising the song which later ended up in an article but here I go making things about me) The release of the single was followed by interviews with UK radio stations, both in which Calvin spoke about Taylor in the loveliest of ways. He told interviewers “It’s going absolutely fantastic” when asked how everything was going in between them. He also spoke about the influence of outside forces on their relationship specifically their privacy and the media’s reaction to the lack of public outtings (or at least the times they don’t get caught) saying


“It’s interesting ‘cause obviously there’s a different thing written about it everyday and even if we don’t do anything sort of publicly for a while someone will make something up and there’ll be some sort of story. It gets more and more ridiculous. Whether i’m allergic to cats or I’m moving in and we’re getting married next week. It’s like…you gotta take it how it is which is just that sort of newstory that people read and they’re like, you know, it’s…There’s a whole bunch of times when we’ve been hanging out and no one’s caught it. It’s not like every single time we go out we get a photograph taken of us, that’s not the case. For me, it could be a lot worse and I’d still be insanely happy with her. So I’m good with it”

wait it gets better

He’s congratulated on being with her (seeing as she’s the fucking bomb) and his response is what tore the world to pieces and sent us all further up Tayvin’s ass as he says:


“’It’s not even like a case of ticking boxes, it’s like there’s boxes I didn’t know existed which she ticks. It’s really ridiculous. But yeah she does an incredible BBQ. And she’s genuinely an incredible cook…and human being”


So after losing our shit because he basically spilled his guts to the world about Taylor, we had some time to dwell and digest what the holy fuck just happened because WE DIDN’T EXPECT SHIT. ALL WE THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA GET WAS SOME QUICK BULLSHIT BUT HOMIE WENT ALL FANFIC AF ON US AND WE COULDN’T EVEN FIND OUR CHILL.

AND IT GOT BETTER.

Contrary to the previously assumed notion that Taylor wouldn’t promote HDIYL and show her support to Calvin because of those who assume every bit of support they show each other is for PR purposes only, she fucking did it. This bitch went and retweeted Billboard’s tweet about the song. 

Originally posted by crimsonlippedbeast

LIKE?????? CAN YOU NOT??????

AND THEN:

When Alexander G. tweets: Alex Goldschmidt ‏@alexandergold 10h10 hours agoI pride myself on still thinking love can be like a romantic comedy but sometimes I just think I’m behind and just won’t catch up.

DWEEB 1 DECIDES IT WOULD BE COMPLETELY OKAY TO TWEET IN RESPONSE: Taylor Swift ‏@taylorswift13 9h9 hours ago@alexandergold Go read Gaga’s tweet that she sent me a few months ago. It’s good love luck. Because it’s not a tweet. It’s a magical spell.

after liking yet another post with a reference to her song You Are In Love, here on Tumblr.

is this chick whipped or what? is this guy whipped or what? are they whipped………………..OR WHAT??????

AND THEN OF COURSE IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL OF THIS I AM KNOCKED TF OUT AS USUAL BECAUSE I DO NOT TAKE SLEEP FOR GRANTED.

However i woke up at around 5 AM to Taylor’s nonsense this morning……and then i had an epiphany.

Remember this bathing suit?

Remember how we were all just casually like “oh just another high-waisted  bathing suit what’s new what ever it’s Taylor” and like “Awe how cute she’s on Calvin’s back #RelationshipGoals #WhatAGuy” and “Hahaha what a cute caption to ‘Friendly relations between Scotland and America”

BUT MY BITCH ASS REALIZED HER FUCKING SCOTTISH BOYFRIEND WAS CELEBRATING THE FOURTH OF JULY WITH HER SO OF COURSE SHE WORE A FUCKING PLAID BATHING SUIT 

PLAID

PLAID

IT WAS PLAID

TARTAN

“Tartan is particularly associated with Scotland. Scottish kilts almost always have tartan patterns. Tartan is often called plaid in North America, but in Scotland, a plaid is a tartan cloth slung over the shoulder as a kilt accessory, or a plain ordinary blanket such as one would have on a bed.”- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tartan

 SHE WORE A TARTAN BATHING SUIT FOR HER SCOTTISH BOYFRIEND AT AN AMERICAN CELEBRATION

IM OUT

AND THAT’S WHAT YOU MISSED ON GLEE

BACK TO YOU TOM

anonymous asked:

It's fucking 1:30 am (it feels like 2:30 daylight savings ended this week I'm still not used to it) Tell Dax I really don't have the mental and physical strength to deal with this bs right now.

than say anything to Dax. 

But I do understand how stressful this situation can be. I have this song in my head pretty constantly

Except for right now because my neighbours are blasting Enrique Iglesias’ “Contigo” - which, tune. But yeah. Dax is acting

Throwing out hashtags about babygate and Larry all

Which is probably why you were like 

at 2:30 in the goddamn AM. And yeah some of that was probably daylight savings, but also nothing about this situation is remotely normal, nor does it make an ounce of goddamn sense. Which is why I said

Because basically everyone’s pissed off except for the cray crays who are stanning that fame hungry chick who’s ghost ridin the whip with a (HOPEFULLY) empty baby carrier in her backseat while Blonde Girl no. 2 snapchats the whole thing. UGH. This entire thing is 

Man, I forgot how hot Alex Skarsgard is. But I digress. The entire thing is exhausting which is why I’m like this everyday by eleven in the morning

Is it so hard to ask for someone to throw us a frickin bone here?

Anyway yeah this is a daily cycle I go through in my mind. Literally like this about three times a day

But it always comes back around to those goddamn bears because literally wtf was that? 

All of this actually happened. 

So Dax and Dan Skeeter can keep their shitty exclusives. I don’t know why any of this is happening, but it does not negate anything that has happened previously. You cannot undo Harry and Louis dressing up two teddy bears like a fuckin gay smoke signal to everyone that warned us to be chill, but without literal chill pills that can be difficult at times. For now my response to everything seems to eternally be

But thank you for your message, I hope you got some sleep xx