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Morning pajama ‘carry me’ climbing

My friday night.

Shape of chicken

Although my heart is falling too

I’m in love with your body

And last night you were in my room

And now my bedsheets smell like you

Every day discovering something brand new

I’m in love with your body

Oh I oh I oh I oh I

I’m in love with your body

Oh I oh I oh I oh I

I’m in love with your body

Oh I oh I oh I oh I

I’m in love with your body

Every day discovering something brand new

I’m in love with the shape of you


Edit:

GUYS, HOLY SHIT IN HIS OFFICIAL VIDEO ED EATS FRIED CHICKEN. I KNEW IT. I FUCKING KNEW IT.

LOOK.

I KNEW IT. ITS ALL ABOUT CHICKEN ED. YOU CANT FOOL ME.

Someday, once humans are extinct, I hope whatever species rules Earth makes chicken nuggets in the shape of us like we did for dinosaurs. 

the smh team as stuff my friend leif does/says:
  • Bitty: listen grandma, aunt carol is a stone cold bitch and her cookies taste like death
  • Jack: selfcare is travelling to the shadow realm and taking a long spa day with your evil twin
  • Shitty: listen, i would not only fuck /my/ clone, i would fuck all clones.
  • Lardo: *five minutes before a class starts* gimme a needle im gonna pierce my ear real quick
  • Ransom: *after puking in my kitchen* im happy no one got too drunk this time
  • Holster: *mixing absinth and beer* tonight we ride together and die together. who cares if its wednesday
  • Nursey: i once wrote 15 poems in one sitting bc i boiled my coffee with mountain dew
  • Dex: *whispering* you see the secret to liking guys... it's all in the hair
  • Chowder: i take on life one dino-shaped chicken nugget at a time
  • Tango: why did my mom tell me that my pet ran away instead of telling me the truth? it was a pet rock
  • Whiskey: say, do wine and blood stains share the same cleaning process?
  • Foxtrot: you have the charisma of a smeared lipstick

new brush!!! new bendys!!!!!!!

Patater Week - Day 2

Feb. 7- Proposal/Wedding Day/Wedding Night (1.5K)

“I’m nervous,” Kent says.

“Change your mind?” Alexei teases, only feeling a tiny bit worried. He doesn’t think Kent will actually bail on him, now that they’re both in their suits and the hall is surely packed with their families and teammates. Bittle would cry if anything happened, Alexei thinks. And then skin both of them alive.

But then again, Alexei did see Runaway Bride twice with Snowy, when he was first learning English and someone had the brilliant idea that the best way to learn is to watch all the classic romcoms. Snowy, it turns out, is a big fan of Richard Gere. Kent doesn’t look like he’s ready to bolt, but he did seem skittish, and in the movie, Julia Roberts had been very skittish.

“No, never,” Kent says, taking Alexei’s hands and rubbing his thumb over Alexei’s palms. His hair is already a little mussed, the untamable cowlick threatening to pop back up. “Not about you. I know I’m an ass about a lot of things, but you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me.”

“Good to know,” Alexei says, letting out a breath of relief. “You tell me now, then what you say for vows?”

“Oh, God,” Kent laughs nervously. “Oh man. That’s—that’s the thing. The vows. In front of a bunch of people. I could probably do it. Maybe. You wouldn’t happen to be carrying Xanax on you?” He chuckles and scratches the back of his neck, but his jaw drops when he sees Alexei rummage in his pockets. “Wait, I’m just joking. I don’t actually—what the hell is that?”

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WHAT IF THERE'S A SPACE MCDONALD'S

IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES LIKE
Shiro one day just takes the team out to eat at McDonald’s after a battle and “OMG THEY HAVE VOLTRON TOYS!! VOLTRON TOYS SHIRO!” Imagine Lance getting the red lion and “no sir, you cannot exchange the toy.” IMAGINE Keith getting the blue lion and secretly carrying it everywhere. IMAGINE THEM PLAYING IN THE PLAYROOM! “Sir, you’re not allowed to use weapons in the playroom. Yes, I know you’re a paladin of Voltron but child safety comes first.” IMAGINE everyone binge eating cuz “SPACE CHICKEN NUGGETS SHAPED AS SHIPS ARE SO GOOD?”
Just imagine them being happy and laughing together.

  • Someone: What's your favorite thing in the whole world?
  • Five Year Old Jaune: Chicken nuggets!
  • Ten Year Old Jaune: Chicken nuggets!
  • Fifteen year Old Jaune: Dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets!
  • Seventeen Year Old Jaune: My beautiful partner! Beautiful!
  • Eighteen Year Old Jaune: Dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets.

anonymous asked:

the chicken is penis shaped

I am neither a penis nor a chicken expert, but my nonprofessional opinion is no, I do not think so! I think the chicken is decidedly chicken-shaped. What do you guys think?

Påskveckan - Easter week 

Swedish kids are free from school the week of, or the week after easter. In earlier days, all the stores used to be closed on good Friday but now most of the stores are open as usual but are closed during the easter weekend. It’s most common to do the actual celebration on Easter Eve, we usually meet with the family and eat together. (As you may know, Sweden is a very irreligious country so it’s very uncommon to go to church during Easter)

Påsk -en - Easter

Påsklov -et - Easter break

Skärtorsdag - Maundy Thursday

Långfredag - Good Friday

Påskafton - Easter Eve

Påskdagen - Easter Day

Annandag påsk - Easter Monday 

Påskkärring - Easter witch

Swedish kids usually dress up as witches (påskkärringar) on Maundy Thursday or Easter Eve and go around to their neighbors giving them a small hand-made card or present to get some candy in return. This tradition has its roots in the witch huntings during the 1600′s when it was believed the witches travelled to Satan at Blockula to feast on Maundy Thursday. The modern tradition stems from the 1800′s. The children are often dressed up in a dress, an apron and a shawl and may also have a black stuffed toy cat, a broom and a coffee pot.

Påskkäring -en - Easter witch 

Blåkulla - Blockula

Present -en - Gift

Kort -et - Card

Kvast -en - Broom

Katt -en - Cat

Kaffepanna -an/Kaffekanna -an - Coffeepot

Klänning -en - Dress

Förkläde -et - Apron

Sjal -en - Shawl 

Godis och mat - Candy and food

Candy and food is a big part of the Swedish easter tradition. The kids (and sometimes the adults) usually get an easter egg filled with candy and maybe a small gift or money. Here the Swedish phenomenon of bulk confectionary comes in handy because the parents can pick and choose the quantity of candy they think their child should eat. It’s said to be the easter bunny who comes with the eggs. For the food there is often a big buffet or smorgasbord of things to choose from. Some classics are boiled eggs, fermented herring, salmon and boiled potatoes. (Very similar to the food we eat on every Swedish holiday) For drinks there are the alcoholic brännvin and snaps and for the kids there’s påskmust which is a carbonated drink kinda similar to coke (but also not at all, because it’s so much better. Also there’s julmust during Christmas which is exactly the same thing but with a different branding). 

Påskägg -et - Easter egg

Godis -et - Candy

Lösgodis -et - Bulk confectionary

Påskhare -en - Easter bunny

Buffé -én - Buffet

Smörgåsbord -et - Smorgasbord

(Kokt) ägg -et - (Boiled) egg

(Inlagd) sill -en - (Fermented) herring

Lax -en - Salmon

Potatis -en - Potato

Brännvin -et - Brännvin

Snaps -en - Snaps

Påskmust -en - Påskmust

Dekorationer - Decorations

How much you decorate for easter varies from family to family but we decorate less than for Christmas. We usually have something similar to an easter tree which basically is a few branches of birch which gets decorated with colorful feathers and decorations in the shape of chickens, eggs and easter witches. The decorations are mostly yellow or pastel and it’s very usual for small children to make their own easter decorations in kindergarden or primary school to hang in the easter tree. 

Dekoration -en - Decoration

Påskris - et - Easter tree 

Björk -en - Birch

Färgglad - Colorful 

Fjäder -ern - Feather

Kyckling -en - Chicken

Ägg -et - Egg

Gul - Yellow

Pastell - Pastel


Glad påsk! - Happy easter!