chicken kid

Does anyone remember when Jamie Oliver showed a bunch of kids how chicken nuggets are actually made ( like with all the bad parts of the chicken ) and made it a big thing they all were looking disgusted and then at the end he asked “ who would still eat this “ and they all put up their hands and he just looked really sad hahahahahah

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Cartoon Network 20th Anniversary by legosrcool1000 (deviantart)
What a glorious sight, all of my favorite CN shows meeting one another at the same time! This year will be their 25th anniversary too! Can you find your favorites in this?


25 Years of Creative Minds  

*Click the pictures for better resolution. Tumblr’s being rude*

(Pic info and artist notes below the cut)

- I tried to cover the more recognizable/significant shows of the network. Of course I couldn’t fit every single one, so there are many that I glossed over.

- This covers original programming, so earlier shows are not included.

- Boomerang and Adult Swim shows weren’t added, I slightly cheated this with Samurai Jack, but it was originally on Cartoon Network, so it counts.

- Some eras were grouped together depending on the amount of shows aired, also I needed to save space.

- The shows were organized solely by premiere dates.

- My photo editing is utter garbage I APOLOGIZE

TL;DR: I’m a nerd and I think too much about cartoons and animation.

Cartoon Network 25th Anniversary

My tribute to Cartoon Network on its 25th anniversary. Starting as just reruns of classic Hanna-Barbera and Looney Tunes cartoons and eventually delving into original programming which became classics of their own. The channel is responsible for introducing me and many others to some of the greatest pieces of animation ever. 

If you complain that your favorite show is somehow not represented, then go back to watching Squirrel Boy, you pleb. Just kidding, but I might revisit this someday and add more characters.


Chicken army

why I doing this to my life 

anonymous asked:

please consider yuuri having a rough day at high school and coming home to hug his dog and daydream about meeting viktor nikiforov somewhere and viktor saying that he could only love a skater who is his equal, and he had despaired of ever finding love, but now he has met yuuri and will not have to live a life of loneliness, and then possibly they hold hands (and when yuuri has had a really bad day, he imagines viktor kisses him on the forehead!!! and they hug!!!)


you realise that one day soon yuri is going to be having a Bad Brain Day and be curled up in his bed, hugging a poodle plushie, and actual victor nikiforov is going to drop down beside him and stroke his hair and say things like, “what’s wrong? are you having a bad day? can I help? how can I help?” and “I love you, little cutlet, my bunny, sweetheart, my gold, my darling, my love” and kissing all the places he can reach until Yuri uncurls and kind of laughs wetly, rubbing his hot, damp eyes, and Victor says, “what? what is it, baby?” and Yuri says, “I used to imagine maybe you’d give me a hug if I was lucky, before.”

and then Victor has to drop down on top of Yuri and cuddle him up in his arms and kiss him over and over again until all his tears turn into muffled giggles and every thing is okay again. for now. for a while.



Since we saw Uncle Grandpa did a major crossover with all the old and new cartoons, I thought I could share the promo and bumpers from 2004-2007 known as the CN City era.

[LYRICS] Outro: Wings by BTS


Take me to the sky
어릴 적의 날 기억해
큰 걱정이 없었기에
이 작은 깃털이 날개가 될 것이고
그 날개로 날아보게 해줄 거란
믿음, 신념 가득 차 있었어
웃음소리와 함께

가지 말라는 길을 가고
하지 말라는 일을 하고
원해선 안 될 걸 원하고
또 상처받고, 상처받고
You can call me stupid
그럼 난 그냥 씩 하고 웃지
난 내가 하기 싫은 일로
성공하긴 싫어
난 날 밀어

난 날 믿어 내 등이 아픈 건
날개가 돋기 위함인 걸
날 널 믿어 지금은 미약할지언정
끝은 창대한 비약일 걸
Fly, fly up in the sky
Fly, fly get ’em up high
니가 택한 길이야 새꺄 쫄지 말어
이제 고작 첫 비행인 걸 uh

Take me to the sky
훨훨 날아갈 수 있다면
영영 달아날 수 있다면
If my wings could fly
점점 무거워지는 공기를 뚫고 날아

날아 나 날아 난 날아가
Higher than higher than
Higher than the sky
날아 나 날아 난 날아가
붉게 물든 날개를 힘껏

Spread spread spread my wings
Spread spread spread my wings
Wings are made to fly fly fly
Fly fly fly
If my wings could fly

이제 알겠어
후회하며 늙어 가는 건 break up
나는 택했어
조건 없는 믿음을 가지겠어
it’s time to be brave
i’m not afraid
날 믿기에
나 예전과는 다르기에
내가 가는 길에 울지 않고
고개 숙이지 않어
거긴 하늘일 테고
날고 있을 테니까 fly

Spread spread spread my wings
Spread spread spread my wings
Wings are made to fly fly fly
Fly fly fly
If my wings could fly


Take me to the sky
I remember the young me
Probably because I didn’t have any big worries
These small feathers became wings
Because I was full of faith
That those wings would allow me to fly
With the sound of laughter
Like a bird

I go places they tell me not to,
Do things they tell me not to do,
Want things I shouldn’t,
Get wounded again and again
You can call me stupid
Then I’ll just crack a smile
I don’t want to succeed
With work I don’t like
I push myself

I trust myself, Since the reason why my back hurts
Is so that wings can sprout
I believe me, you, though the beginning may be humble,
The future will be prosperous
Fly, fly up in the sky
Fly, fly get ‘em up high
This is the path you’ve chosen kid, don’t chicken out
This is only the first flight after all uh

Take me to the sky
If only I could fly freely freely
If only I could escape forever ever
If my wings could fly
I penetrate through the air that gets heavier and heavier, and fly

Fly I I fly I fly away
Higher than higher than
Higher than the sky
Fly I I fly I fly away
With all my strength, my rosy* wings

Spread spread spread my wings
Spread spread spread my wings
Wings are made to fly fly fly
Fly fly fly
If my wings could fly

Now I know to
Break up with the idea of growing older while having regrets
And I’ve decided to
Have unconditional faith
It’s time to be brave
I’m not afraid
Because I believe myself
Because I’m different than before
I don’t cry on my way,
Don’t bow my head
Because it will be sky where I’m going
And I will be flying fly

Spread spread spread my wings
Spread spread spread my wings
Wings are made to fly fly fly
Fly fly fly
If my wings could fly

(T/N: * Referring to the rosy sunset light on their wings and also mean blood-stained wings.)

Trans cr; Julietq01 & Joyce @ bts-trans

I work in kind of a fancy restaurant and more than once I’ve had people ask for “medium rare chicken”. I’m not even kidding. People literally get mad when we tell them we can’t cook them undercooked chicken. #salmonella