chicken charlies

“Charlie… Denim Chicken and I are… partners so I can’t be emotionally involved with you.” Rat Basher said to Charlie, because baseball bats can talk.

“Actually, we’re lovers. He’s my power bottom and I’m the trophy husband.” Denim Chicken corrected.

“Um okay…” Charlie squinted at them.

Later that night, Charlie was laying on his futon, asleep. Denim Chicken and Rat Basher were laying on the floor next to each other. Frank was with Artemis. “Listen, Denim…” Rat Basher stared into Denim Chickens eyes. “I think I might actually be in love with you.”

Denim Chicken closed the distance between them and kissed Rat Basher, getting rat guts and blood on his skin. He didn’t care though, he loved Rat Basher.

This is a metaphor for macdennis. RCG can suck my dick.


“And that is marvelous. I have never imagined my life in another way. Since that moment, when I saw her [Hanne] for the very first time, I wished for myself to stay together with her forever. And so it happened. Especially in this business our relationship is truly an exception. Luckily it worked for us.” - Mads Mikkelsen

“I meet Mads at an audition for (name of theatre play) at Aarhus Theatre. And we both – we’re both in a relationship so things were complicated – but we both fall deeply in love with each other and I just looked at him and thought: That right there; that’s the man in my life.”Hanne Jacobsen


The Brahma chicken: The Brahma is a large breed of chicken developed in …

WILLY WONKA & THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY (1971). Gene Wilder is both endearing and terrifying in the ultimate children’s morality tale combo pack.