chicken 30

new totally legit darkiplier theory

guys,,, have you thought about the two holidays that darkiplier has showed up on?

easter and valentines

what do these holidays have in common?

they both have chocolate.


the chocolate ending. 

because you get chocolate ice cream.

because darkiplier loves chocolate. 

darkiplier is only here for the chocolate guys can u believe it

exo as the types of people you see at the gym


• very serious about the gym

• has two drink bottles: protein shake in one and water in the other

• sweats very easily and a lot 

• everyone admires him, he’s a favourite at the gym

• makes burpees look easy

• coaches others sometimes



• wears the top brands of sportswear

• squats for days

• gives encouragement to everyone around him

• starts a conversation each time he’s on the treadmill with the person next to him

• tried lifting more than he was capable to, got stuck under the bar. Very embarrassed when two other people had to help him out.

• enjoys the steam room

• muscles are always very sore the next day (always overdoes it)


• forgot his earphones 

• forgot his towels

• helps spot for other people

• irritated when people don’t put the equipment back in its original place

• assists the new gym members in using the equipment

• cleans up the area he used to its original appearance before leaving

checks himself out in the change room mirror


• tank top, shorts + 1L water bottle

• focuses more on weights than anything else

• forgets leg day

• hogs the weights by exercising in front of the weight rack

• dropped a dumbbell on his foot

• grunts + yells when lifting weights or doing pull ups

• does bicep curls in front of a mirror. Counts out loud


• reluctant to come to the gym

• but he doesn’t want to waste his gym membership that he spent money on

• places a muffin in the water bottle holder on the running machines

• spends more time on his phone whilst he hogs a machine

• social butterfly

• uses equipment, doesn’t put it back properly

• once he breaks a sweat, he’s done. Flexes and takes a photo for instagram before he leaves. #sunsoutgunsout  #nopainnogain #newyearnewme


• arrives to the gym with his squad

• multiple workout playlists ready on his phone that’s on his armband

• sings as he workouts 

• makes pull ups look easy

• starts dancing on the treadmill sometimes

• fell once when he accidentally increased the speed of the treadmill too much

• takes a picture with his friends before leaving the gym #squadgoals


• does his own thing, very quiet and minds his own business

• shy about his body, wears long sleeved t shirts plus trackies

• overheats when working out. Takes many breaks to cool down

• prefers pilates + yoga

• interested in trying new equipment/machines. Too shy to ask how

• gets flustered when people compliment him and gives him encouragements

• thanks all the trainers before leaving


• “can my dogs come into the gym? it’s hot outside”

• shows up wearing jeans???

• attends many zumba classes

• became an assistant coach for his zumba classes

• lays down for a rest between each workout. falls asleep sometimes

• most of his exercise comes from walking/running with his dogs to the gym 

• “I exercised today, I will treat myself”. Eats 30 chicken nuggets at KFC


• didn’t come at his own will, he accompanies his friends as a gym buddy

• distracts his friends by mocking them and taking selfies with them for his snapchat/instagram story

• plays with the equipment/machines since he doesn’t know how to use them

• secretly judges everyone at the gym. checks out the girls though

• brought snacks to eat 

• on his phone for most of the time, occasionally gives encouragement to his buddies

• banned from two gyms in town already


Crispy, Juicy Chicken Thighs – Meal Prep 

A quick recipe for your meal prep needs 


Boneless, skinless chicken thighs 

Seasoning blend – 1 tsp of each: kosher salt, black pepper, lemon granules, dried oregano, granulated onion, granulated garlic, smoked paprika, and ancho chili powder 

Freshly minced parsley or cilantro 

Olive oil

Lemon juice  


Using the seasoning blend, fresh herbs, and lemon juice, and olive oil, create a marinade for the chicken thighs and let marinate for about 2 hours in the fridge, removing 30 minutes prior to grilling. 

Preheat your oven to 375 degrees Fahrenheit and heat a cast iron pan over medium high heat. 

Sear the chicken thighs on each side to develop a crispy skin and finish in the oven until the internal temperature reaches 165 degrees Fahrenheit. 

Slice and portion for meal prep. 



BakingWithBooks Does Whole30 - “Tandoori” Roast Chicken with Coconut Curry Sauce and Cucumber Tomato Salad

This is a Whole30 compliant version of Tandoori chicken. It is by no means authentic because there is no yogurt, and I don’t have a tandoori oven, but trust me when I say that the flavor is incredible. 

Ingredients for the Chicken 

1 whole chicken - about 5-6 lbs 

2 tsp chili powder 

2 tsp paprika 

2 tsp turmeric 

Equal parts: ground ginger, garam masala, granulated onion and garlic

1-2 tbsp tomato paste 

Juice from a lime 

1 lime, quartered, 2 whole cloves garlic, and ½ onion for stuffing inside 

Extra virgin olive oil and more kosher salt and pepper 

Kitchen twine for tying the legs

Ingredients for the Coconut Curry Sauce 

½ of a 13.5 fl oz. can of coconut milk 

1 ½ tbsp red curry paste 

2 sprigs of mint, finely chopped 

Juice from ¼ lime and ¼ lemon

½ tsp kosher salt 

2 pitted dates 

Directions for Chicken 

Clean the chicken, removing any giblets and kidneys from the inside and thoroughly pat dry with paper towels. 

In one bowl, mix the chili powder, paprika, turmeric together. Add just enough lime juice so that mixture becomes a paste. 

Make gashes (not deep) in the chicken skin and slather the paste all over the bird. Each part of the bird should be covered. If you need more paste, feel free to make more. 

Marinate in the fridge for about 2 hours. 

Make another paste (without lime juice) with the garam masala, ginger, granulated garlic and onion with the tomato paste. This is going to give the chicken incredible flavor along with the intense red color that Tandoori chicken is known for. 

Slather this paste all over the front of the chicken and return to marinate for another hour. 

Remove the chicken from the fridge and let it come to room temperature for about 30-40 minutes, and preheat your oven to 420 degrees Fahrenheit. 

Season the inside of the chicken very generously with kosher salt and pepper. Stuff it with the lime, onion, and garlic, and tie the legs with kitchen twine. 

About 5-10 minutes before your bird is ready to go into the oven, heat extra virgin olive oil in a cast iron skillet over high heat. You want it to sizzle when a dash of water is added. 

Once the oil is heated, add the bird, breast-side up into the skillet and let sear for about 4-5 minutes. 

Place into the oven to roast. Take it out when the breast meat reads 155 degrees Fahrenheit and the thigh meat reads about 165 degrees Fahrenheit. 

Let the chicken rest before carving for about 20-25 minutes. Make the sauce while you’re doing this. 

Directions for Coconut Curry Sauce 

Combine all ingredients into a blender and puree until smooth. 

Strain through a fine sieve to remove any lumps. Taste for seasoning and adjust to your likeness. The sauce is meant to be rich, slightly spicy, and very faintly sweet. 

Garnish with cilantro. 

The cucumber and tomato salad is lightly dressed with sea salt, pepper, red vinegar, and light olive oil.

Carve your chicken and serve. 



[ENG][1080P] 170410 KFC Fried Chicken Bucket CF 30s - LuHan

anonymous asked:

What recipe did you use for the soda chicken?

~3 lbs of chicken wings (I used around 3.2 lbs)
2 tsp freshly grated ginger
2 large garlic cloves - grated
¾ tsp salt and ¾ tsp black pepper
½ tsp paprika
Some olive oil

¾ cup of Dr. Pepper
½ cup brown sugar
1 ½ tbsp soy sauce
and I used half a habanero pepper (you can use less with the seeds out if you don’t want it too spicy)

I blended the Dr. Pepper with the habanero pepper before I added the brown sugar and soy sauce to dissolve. I coated the chicken with olive oil before adding the garlic, ginger, and the rest of the spices. I put the chicken on an oven safe pan before pouring the Dr. Pepper/sugar mixture onto the chicken and then I baked it (in a 350oF oven) until the Dr.Pepper/Sugar mixture became thick (and I made sure to flip the chicken every 30 minutes).

You know…I’ve been thinking about the egg cycle a lot.

Pigeon eggs take about 16-18 days to incubate. They raise the squabs for a month, however they lay the next set of eggs while the babies are still in the nest around day 20. That means there’s usually around a 40 day period between each egg laying.

Palomacy pigeon rescue says it’s normal for pigeons who have infertile eggs- either because the fertile ones have been swapped out with fake eggs or because they’re bonded to a human -to sit for 16-24 days and have about a week in between each incubation period…that means only about 27 days between each egg laying instead of the 40 if they were raising squabs.

That seems really hard on a hen’s body to me. I wonder how I could increase the time between laying without having to restrict Rex’s diet? Altering light hasn’t seemed to affect it, nor does availability of her favorite nest spots. If she feels like she’s gotta lay she’s gonna do it wherever, whenever which is probably because we’ve bred them to be such productive parents. Rex did stop going broody for a solid two months during winter so that’s good at least.

I haven’t tried fake eggs since Rex was laying chronically, so maybe I can cancel out her urge to lay by putting fake eggs in there before she ever gets a chance to start forming the egg in her..? I’ve read of lesbian pigeon couples where only one of the two lays the eggs, but I’ve also read where they both lay the eggs and insist on caring for all 4 eggs.

Another possibility is fake babies. I have no idea how I’d go about this and how realistic it’d need to be in order for Rex to think “ah yes my egg has hatched!” But I could totally make some little baby pigeon toy that could peep and wiggle. She might not be able to feed it, but maybe it’d convince her body into that 40 days in between laying eggs.

Reason I’ve been throwing ideas back and forth lately is because eggs really hurt lifespans. With pigeons, I’ve only heard of cocks living into their 30s. With chickens, low production breeds live 10-20 years which is far longer than high production breeds who live 6-10 on average, so I assume that this is probably the reason I haven’t heard of many old pigeon hens.

If I can’t figure something out I may want to try getting Rex spayed again in a few years and just giving her fake eggs when she goes broody. Of course then there’s the risk of it going badly again, but maybe by that time we’ll have better technology yanno?

Idk…I probably shouldn’t worry about it too much…I just love her so much and want her to be with me as long as possible :( she’s only a year old tho so idk why I’m fretting so much…

Whole30 means you can eat anything you want for breakfast because, well, sometimes leftovers are amazing breakfast. Tomorrow’s breakfast is going to be leftover Tandoori pulled chicken, tomatoes, avocado, and some of the sweet potato hash from a previous recipe. Completely vegan/vegetarian without the chicken :) 

EXO Masterlist


Reaction to Partner Being Asexual

Reaction to Y/N Being Hit On by Another Idol

Reaction to Taking You Out But You Get Attracted to Another Member

Reaction to Y/N being into “Weird Things” *NSFW*

Reaction to Y/N Being Drunk

Reaction to Y/N Getting a Belly Ring

Reaction to Getting Caught Making Out by Y/N’s Dad

Reaction to Y/N Having 30 Chickens as Pets

Reaction to Their Little Sister (Y/N) Coming Out as a Lesbian

Reaction to Y/N Having a 100 Chicken Army

Reaction to Y/N, Who is Super Hot, Inviting Him Over but They Make Him Their New Maid

EXO Reaction to Their Child Coming Out


Yixing(Lay): My Perfect “Husband”(F), Chance(F)

Jongdae(Chen): +You Could’ve Waited(A)

Sehun: The Underground(F): |1| |2|

Jongin(Kai): Suddenly(Powers!AU): |1| |2?|, Sweet Collaboration ft Baekhyun(*S*)

Baekhyun: +Stitches(A), Mr. Byun(F), Dare(F and S) |1| *|2|*, Sweet Collaboration ft. Jongin(*S*) Compos Mentis(A) |Introduction| |Prologue I & 2| |1| |2|

Minseok(Xiumin): +Don’t Save Me(Super effin dramatic)

Junmyeon(Suho): +Happiness(F)

Chanyeol: The Lucky Monsters (Powers! AU/Sci-Fi): |1| |2| |3|

Kyungsoo(D.O): One and Only(not really A but okay), Out of Character(F)

OT12 As Boyfriends: |Xiumin| |Luhan| |Kris| |Suho| |Lay| |Baekhyun| |Chen| |Chanyeol| |Kyungsoo| |Tao| |Kai| |Sehun|

Poly!AU- |ChanBaek| |KaiXing|