• Coach Q: Duncs is late to practice. Again.
  • Seabrook: How did this happen? I woke him at 8 o’clock this morning and pretended it was 11.
  • Toews: I wrote up that fake schedule for him saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.
  • Kane: I set his clock to say PM when it’s really AM.
  • Coach Q: Oh, dear. You all may have overdone it.
  • [Keith bursts through the door]

The benches in hockey dressing rooms are built so that your feet rest on the floor with your skates on which means that there are pictures of Large Professional Athletes with sock feet dangling off of the bench and I think that is a beautiful thing.


a small presentation for hockey tumblr 

Thank you to @impekkablerinne for assisting me through this journey.  the idea stemmed from @skjeibellsring  ‘s post 


October 7, 2017: Kaner and Jonny coming over to say hi to Panarin during pregame warmups :’)))

anonymous asked:

$20-$30 JERSEYS????

Yes! Now gather round, my friends… from the website “dhgate.com” you will find hockey jerseys (and other jerseys) on the cheap. It’s a wholesale site but you can indeed buy one jersey if that’s what you wish.  (but why not buy 40+ Tom Wilson Winter classic jerseys??)

My brothers have both used this site multiple times before with great results. 

You will need an account (it’s free). And just know that they may take a month to ship to your door. But yeah jerseys on the cheap!

Main rivals of each NHL team

Metropolitan Division
Hurricanes - the inability to get over Eric Staal (please punch somebody)
Blue Jackets - Penguins
Devils - Rangers
Islanders - Rangers
Rangers - Devils
Flyers - Penguins
Penguins - Flyers
Capitals - Penguins
note: everyone will fight the Penguins

Atlantic Division
Bruins - Canadiens
Sabres - Maple Leafs
Red Wings - Avalanche (will fight the Lightning, Blackhawks, Leafs)
Panthers - Lightning
Canadiens - Bruins
Senators - Maple Leafs
Lightning - Panthers (will fight the Pens)
Maple Leafs - Canadiens

Central Division
Blackhawks - Blues (will fight the Red Wings)
Avalanche - Red Wings (will fight the Blackhawks)
Stars - no one can decide on a rival so they’re invalid
Wild - Blackhawks (will fight the Jets)
Predators - Blackhawks (beef with the Blues) (will fight Sidney Crosby)
Blues - Blackhawks (beef with the Predators) (will fight Sidney Crosby)
Jets - Wild
note: everyone will fight the Blackhawks

Pacific Division
Ducks - Kings
Coyotes - Golden Knights (will fight the Kings)
Flames - Oilers
Oilers - Flames
Kings - Ducks
Sharks - Kings
Canucks - Flames (will fight the Bruins)
Golden Knights - Coyotes

After painstaking research, I’ve put together a comprehensive list to the best of my knowledge. Let me know if I’m completely off-base on anything.


“tonight we play for the name on the back of our jerseys”

Chi @ Wpg 04/07/18

Instead of name tags, both teams wore Broncos to honour the Humboldt Broncos. The Jets will auction off all jerseys signed and the proceeds of both the auctioned off jerseys plus what was made from 50/50 will go to the Humboldt Broncos. The Blackhawks will match the donation from the jets/nhl of $25,000