chewbacca of the dead

Random thought about Star Wars:

When Obi Wan takes Luke to Mos Eisley, what if he’s actually looking for a specific pilot? After all, it’s a wretched hive of scum and villainy, Obi Wan would be smart to find a pilot he could trust. Who else would he turn to but someone sympathetic to the Jedi, who fought alongside the Republic during the Clone Wars and whom Yoda considered a great friend?

He was specifically looking for Chewbacca. Han just happened to be the obnoxious dead weight.

Okay, okay, hear me out:

Little Ben being mothered by his badass grandma Padme, who takes him to political meetings.

Padme being super caring when they’re alone.

Padme and Ben waiting for Anakin and Luke to return from a ‘Jedi thing’ (Han’s words).

Leia asking Padme some advice about raising kids.

LET ME DREAM

anonymous asked:

For the chocobros, how does sleeping with their s/o usually go? Like what positions do they sleep in? And who wakes up with the worst case of bedhead?

You just know Noctis and Prompto will have the worst bed hair out of the chocobros. Noct’s will just end up looking like an extremely battered feather duster, and Promptos will literally look as though a number of baby chocobos have taken refuge on his scalp.

Noctis - I can actually see him being quite cuddly in his sleep, like he’s just gonna be burying his face into the crook of his s/o’s neck, his arms wrapped tightly around their waist, and their legs are gonna be all tangled and shit. It’d actually be really sweet. He’d probably snore, but very quietly. Like there’d be a lot of snuffling and he’d probably talk a little in his sleep too, altho none of it would make sense, like he’d just be fast asleep and then he’d suddenly mumble out ’IMPERIALS ABOVE US You look like an avocado’ or something stupid, before turning over and falling completely silent again. He’d definitely be hard to wake up in the morning tho, his s/o would have to get creative, like screaming in his ear or pouring a bucket of water over him or giving him a blowie .

Prompto - He’s gonna be such a fucking diva in his sleep honestly, he’d go from being really cuddly one second, and then the next he’s gonna be pushing his s/o away from him moaning in his sleep and flinging the covers off, due to too much body heat. He’s definitely gonna be restless af. Like I can imagining him giggling in his sleep sometimes? And he’s gonna be tossing and turning to the point where his s/o is gonna be whacked across the face a couple of times, accidentally ofc. However, when he isn’t being a diva and he is actually being his usual, snuggly self, he’s probs gonna be lying with his head tucked into his s/o’s neck, or like he’d be using her boobs as pillows and his cheek would just be smushed against them. He’d be like a clingy af koala.

Gladiolus - This guy right here is gonna be like a fucking corpse when he sleeps. Like if it weren’t for the fact that his snores sound like Chewbacca then he would literally be mistaken as dead and carted off to the morgue. Literally once he’s asleep he ain’t gonna move at all. In terms of sleeping with his s/o, they’re gonna need some ear plugs to block out his thunderous snores. He’d probably enjoy falling asleep spooning his s/o tbh, he’d be the big spoon ofc, and then in the morning he’d wake them up by grinding his morning wood against their ass my body is ready .

Ignis - Okay so Iggy Bitch here is a light sleeper, and since he always seems to be up so early he’d probably go to bed early too. I think he and his s/o would fall asleep facing each other, like their forheads would almost be touhing, and their legs would be all tangled together and shit. He’d have his arm tucked under his s/o’s head as a pillow, and his other arm would be slung over their waist. I don’t think he’d snore much, maybe some heavy breathing, and he might mumble in his sleep a bit all like ‘Thats it! I’ve come up with a new recipe!’ Tbh I think after he’s lost his eyesight he might struggle to sleep, or he’d wake up a lot during the night from nightmares and shit, so whenever that happens he’d just gently embrace his s/o, trying not to wake them up, but taking great comfort in their touch and presence. *loud sobbing*

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Imagine Chewie being protective of you, Han and Leia’s second child.

Chewie placed himself between you and Kylo with a roar, shielding your body with his as he fired his bowcaster. You were shivering and crying, trying to make yourself look smaller so you could hide from the man who had just killed your father.

“Daddy!” you wailed, clinging to the wookie’s back and hiding your face in his fur to block out the image of your father plummeting off of the platform and into the darkness.

Kylo’s gaze snapped to you, his eyes drilling into you despite the smoking wound in his side. He shouted something and you cowered. Chewbacca fired his bowcaster again but his bolts were deflected. Troopers were pouring into the room and you could hear your companions yelling.

You let out another heartbroken wail as Chewie gathered you into his furry arms. You reached out for where your father had fallen, tears streaking your face. “Daddy!”

The wookie cradled you against his chest, shifting so your face was hidden against his shoulder. You could feel his body moving beneath you as he bounded towards the exit, his grip on you tight and protective. You buried your face in Chewie’s fur, clenching your jaw with a whimper.

Chewbacca let out a sound that was a mix between a whimper and a grunt, rubbing your small back as he ran. You screwed your eyes shut and clung to him, trying to push out the cold reality.

Your father was dead.

Gif Credit: Chewbacca

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Grace Park and Katee Sackhoff in Star Wars

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things my mom said while watching star wars for the first time (45623)

“Goodbye, words.”

“Are the Stormtroopers bad?”
“Yes.”
“Who do they work for?”

“Who does the voice of C-PO?”

“Everyone’s dressed in robes and stuff and Aunt looks like she just came back from the Kroger.”

“Why are there two moons?”
“Two suns.”
“Why are there two suns?”

“Who do the sand people work for? The sand?”

“Is that Obi?”

“Now [the Millenium Falcon] just looks like a waffle. Because they make wafflemakers [in the shape of the Millenium Falcon?].”

“Does Obi know who his father is?”

“Do Han Solo and…whatsername…Princess Leia…are they a thing?”

“Who played Chewbacca?”
“Peter Mayhew.”
“Is he big?”

“Is Obi-wan really dead?” [x10]

“Is he eating his ridey thing?”

“You can’t just fling stuff at his head!”
“Yeah, he can.”
“That’s not fair…”

“So he’s not really his father, right?”

“He’s very capey.”

“Is he sleeping?” [this was when Yoda died. my heart broke a little.]

“OH”
“You didn’t know that [Luke and Leia are siblings]?”
“NO.”
[later]
“She kissed him…on the mouth…”

“Do they think he’s fancy?”

“Who are the clones? What are they doing? What are they cloning?”

“I want to punch him.” [him = Jar-Jar]

[in fear] “Is Jar-Jar Binks in the next one?”

“Why is it only raining where he is?”

“I want one of those…fly-y things…”

“Did the little guy lose his dude?”

“And George feels it’s proper to criticize the new one? After having these under his belt?”

“So is Jar-Jar not in this one at all?”

“Is his hair better in this movie?”

“Is somebody gonna check on Ben?”

[15 seconds before Padmé says she’s pregnant] “Is she pregnant?”

“She sleeps in all those pearls?”

“Yeah, if Jar-Jar had anything to say about it, I wasn’t listening.”

“Why does everybody have fancy machines and he has a lizard?”

And a bonus one from my dad:

“What, is Obi-wan taking the subway?”