Im pretty sure if we all lived in Chewandswallow even the vegans would be eating the meat there and could still technically call themselves vegans

because you know what all that food is made of?

fucking water

so people could eat all the meat they want and no one would tell them off for killing any animals because it didnt come from any animals, it came from the motherfucking clouds

you can be sure as hell i wouldnt be a vegetarian if i lived in chewandswallow cos honestly im a little jealous of you guys that food looks fucking delicious