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SDS/Wednesday picture thing

@cajunkate tagged me for a SDS. Thank you! That made me happy today Kate.

I took one earlier. Then got busy and didn’t post. So I took another just now. Not gonna waste a half decent selfie.

Yesterday was my first day back after surgery. I really thought I would bounce back quicker.

Spring break is coming up. Still far away though.

Would someone like to come play with my dog. She’s a holy terror. The kids come home and take her for walks and play with her. But when they go to bed she’s still ready to go!

So congested right now. I’m at the point that when I eat I have to take breaths while chewing because I can’t keep my mouth closed long enough. And forget about tasting what I’m eating. Good thing it was leftovers and I tasted them yesterday.

My girl watched the end of The Breakfast Club and all of Sixteen Candles with me this weekend. It was so much fun. I loved seeing her reactions to some of my favorite scenes. She absolutely thought Sam should have gone for Jake even though he was a senior. And the sappy kissing part on the dining room table— she didn’t even make fun of me when I awwwww'ed.

Almost typed “Good Talk” like @daddynobucks does. I never know how to end these things.

More Than You Can Chew

or, eleanor has a hickey and kamoana throws a fuss

rokurou/eleanor, reference to but no actual sex, ~1.8k words.

Eleanor is scarcely even through the front door before she’s treated to an ambush.

“You finally made it!” Kamoana squeals, leaping from a run into a pounce, her arms wrapping around Eleanor’s legs so forcefully that she’s nearly thrown off balance. Thankfully, hands quickly prop against Eleanor’s back, helping her right herself again, and Rokurou’s chuckle echoes in her ear as he then sidesteps the little reunion to enter the house completely. Eleanor shoots a grateful glance back at her companion before she lets her gaze wander the room—to Dyle, who closes the door he just opened to let them in, to Medissa, who walks into sight from the kitchen while wiping her hands on her apron, and then right back down to Kamoana, who grins up at her as bright green eyes sparkle with glee.

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love Mythology.
You know what I love most about Mythology?

Everyone just assumes Hades is a badass.
Hades isn’t a badass.
Hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog that looks like it can chew your head leg and arm off instantaneously - spot. He called his dog spot! (Not joking look it up,“Cerberus” is a Latinised version of the Greek Kerberos, from a Proto-Indo-European word *ḱerberos, meaning “spotted”. Literally I laughed myself senseless.)
Hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow.
Hades grows fruit, there is no sun in the underworld.
Let’s be honest the guy probably double knots his laces and cries when there are no more ice cream tubs left in the freezer after a tough day of dealing with Zeus and Poseidon.

Persephone however, that so called frail little thing that he “kidnapped” ? Yeah, about that. She’s another case all together. When Hermes went to the Underworld he expected to find a scared little girl. Instead he found a thriving Queen.
No like literally she would fight anyone who said anything bad or that hurt Hade’s feelings. She’d probably pet his head and constantly reassured him he was a fantastic King of the Underworld, and that he was totally scary and all that shit - while she glared at anyone who dared think differently, telling them to meet her in the pit.
That girl didn’t want to be another Maiden in the field. She knew exactly what she was doing when she ate those seeds.
She wanted a Kingdom, and that’s what she got.

If that isn’t life goals , then I don’t know what is.


“Seriously though, it’s Gerome. I’m not completely against humoring Owain when it counts.”

@waygetter concept: tattletails that help kids with diabilites

  • tattletails with ears that can be chewed on for kids who chew stim
  • tattletails that are equiped with fidget toys/slime
  • tattletails who say “i’m proud of you!” at the end of the day
  • tattletails that have different textures for visual/feeling stims
  • tattletails that remind you to take your meds/can store your meds
  • tattletails that can reassure you
  • tattletails to help people with ocd with providing a healthy obsession (like on time feeding/brushing/etc)
  • tattletails that remind people to brush their teeth/sleep
  • tattletails that help convince you to achieve things for people with avpd
  • tattletails that help you go to bed on time to calm you down
  • tattletails for people with npd who tell you you’re great
  • tattletails for disabled people!!!!!!

(thanks to @discranola, @meiynx, @theredthunderwolf, @arachno-va and the tattletail discord in general for coming up with these together!! :] )

cloud’s p.o/mailbox is now open !!!! ~

i am so very happy to announce that you can now send me and cloud things to a safe mailbox!! (rules and stuff below)

and yes we will reply to EVERYONE because we want this to be an exchange of gifts between people who support us and we are excited to send things out!!

things you can send: 

well, anything within reason, but here are some suggestions: 

  • doggy treats - cloud favourites are bones she can chew etc, but she enjoys anything that is dog friendly!!!! (please make sure you buy them in like a sealed packet, so they can get to us safely and make sure they are 100% safe for cloud, or i probably can’t give them to her)
  • doggy toys - now cloud is quite, uh, destructive, so she likes harder toys that don’t break easy, like kong toys or balls, but anything would be welcomed, just… can’t guarantee how long it’ll survive lmao
  • art / creations - a few people have said they would love to send something but would rather make it and that is so so so fine!! we would welcome art and creations and love them so much, so if you would like to draw cloud that would be amazing, or if you want to write us a letter or make anything else that is welcomed very greatly too!
  • other - a few people have offered to send me (carlyle) some gifts too, like candy from your country, and other stuff etc, and that is very fine and i’m honestly so honoured you’d want to aaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!! pls don’t worry if you can’t/don’t want to though, like at all, i don’t mind.

you can send things physically or from online, just enter the address i provide and it will be aokay !

replies etc:

what we will reply with:

i really wanted to get cloud involved in the reply as much as possible, so i was thinking we would reply with a personal picture of cloud (taken on a polaroid sort of thing, so each photo is original) and on the back, cloud’s paw print and a little thank you message from me!

what to include to get a reply:

whether you’re sending online or physically; we need a safe return address so we can send things back out to you!! if you don’t want a reply that is totally fine, but if you do and i haven’t got your address/somewhere to send it back to, it would be impossible to reply, and i really really want to send something out to everyone who wants it

adding a note inside with the return address on would be great, or add to the extra comments/notes whatever section if you’re sending from online - also would be great if you could include your name (just first/preferred name) preferred pronouns just incase, and tumblr url so i can make the reply more personalised!

EDIT: would be really helpful for me if you could send a post stamp as well!! it is not Super Required but, yeah, would be helpful thanks

other things:

  • you can send things to us wherever you are in the world, and we will reply back always - we don’t mind sending replies overseas
  • it’s fine if you can’t or don’t want to send anything this is just for fun <3
  • it is open for a few months and i will post plenty of warnings and stuff if and when it is closing, so it’s ok, i won’t let you send anything to nowhere
  • if you have any questions at all, please do message me and i will answer!


Carlyle & Cloud
Suite 360
38 Sunbridge Road
England, United Kingdom 

Love Advice

Check your sun and moon as well.

Aries Venus: stop biting off more than you can chew, you’re going to choke
Taurus Venus: they’re not an indulgence or temptation, they’re a person
Gemini Venus: other people’s feelings are not a game – stop playing
Cancer Venus: you don’t have to smother them, they understand
Leo Venus: you’re not the only person who has something to say
Virgo Venus: love doesn’t need to be anything but love; let it be
Libra Venus: some things should be kept quiet & sacred, don’t ruin it
Scorpio Venus: stop trying to claim & own other human beings
Sagittarius Venus: recognize when you leave, you take their hearts with you
Capricorn Venus: your “personal space” doesn’t have to be so lonely
Aquarius Venus: your feelings matter to them so they should matter to you
Pisces Venus: figure out what love is before you say you’re in it


Once Upon a Dream - My muse was hidden away to protect them as a child, your muse is their childhood friend who never forgot them. When they meet in the woods as adults, they instantly know one another from somewhere…

Tale as Old as Time - My muse has been cursed to become a monstrous beast. Your muse finds their hidden castle. Will love/friendship blossom before the last petal falls?

Part of That World - My muse is a mer-person, who rescues your muse, a sailor, from a shipwreck.

Someday my Prince Will Come - My muse has bitten off more than they can chew– or rather, has munched on a poisoned apple and fallen into a deep sleep. Only true love’s kiss can save them. Your muse is their dashing rescuer.

So This is Love - My muse is impoverished and mistreated by their family. Your muse is a wealthy, charming Royal. When my muse sneaks into a masquerade ball, they meet for the first time. Sparks fly, but my muse has to leave at midnight…

I Can Show You the World - My muse is a street-rat thief pretending to be a Royal, your muse just longs to escape the confines of their castle. When my muse turns up on your muse’s doorstep with a magic carpet, will this be a night to remember?

Zero to Hero -  My muse is a godlike hero. Your muse has a deal with Hades to bring my muse down in return for their freedom. There’s just one problem: they like each other too much (and a lot more than they want to admit).

I’ll Make a Man Out of You - Your muse is a straight-laced military captain. My muse is the new recruit with no idea of what they’re doing. Will they bumble their way to a good relationship and a better army, saving the world in the process? Or will my muse be sent home in shame?

Can You Feel the Love Tonight - Your muse and my muse were childhood sweethearts, and my muse is a Royal with a tragic past who doesn’t want to face their responsibilities. Your muse can’t help but care about them when they meet them again after many years apart, but are they too different now to share the same space?

Strangers Like Me - My muse has been raised by animals in the depths of the Jungle. Your muse is the explorer who meets them while travelling and teaches them about the human world.

I See the Light - My muse has been locked up in a tower all of their life. Your muse is a thief who’s never known anything other than lies and crime. When your muse got roped reluctantly into taking mine to see these strange glowing lights that appear on their birthday every year, they find they aren’t so different after all.