chester cheetos

My son Max hanging out with Chester Cheetos, Williamsburg floor model #286b, and hotdiggedydemon. They’ve all gathered to fuck some socks in public

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His name is Chester after the cheetos cheetah and he is 9 yrs old. Sadly we have to let him go as we found out he has FIV (cat aids) and its caused him to have severe issues. While i don’t want to let him go he has been and always will be my pride and joy and i would hate to see him suffer any longer.

shit said in group chats

probably at least a little bit nsfw and mildly offensive !

  • “ brace yourselves this is gonna get intimate ”
  • “ when i was with pussydestroyer69, ”
  • “ that’s a kink i have i didn’t know about ”
  • “ god everyone’s gonna wake up and be like ‘what the fuck we leave for ten minutes' ”
  • “ i’ve never done the sex ”
  • “ the first conversation we had was about your vagina ”
  • “ this is gonna get really tmi you guys are gonna learn something about me ”
  • “ I CAN’T LOOK AT HER NOW. I CAN’T LOOK HER IN THE EYE. ”
  • “ damn y'all party when i’m asleep ”
  • “ when you wanna get high but instead you get hospitalized ”
  • “ ____ i’ll slap you and make you eat a vegetable too ”
  • “ i like veggies, in fact i ate a vegetable yesterday ”
  • [holding out my mug to the barista] “ just put as much coffee as ur legally allowed to in here and then double that amount ”
  • “ i have heebs on my jeebs ”
  • “ mothman is real and i sucked his dick behind an arby's ”
  • “ please don’t let that be a meme i never think before i speak ”
  • “ I DON’T FEAR GOD ”
  • “ these fake news give me the covfefe ”
  • “ one person drunk doth not make a party - ancient proverb ”
  • “ question: my cola is empty but I still have some vodka left, am I cool enough to drink it pure or should I just not ”
  • “ i’ve guzzled pure vodka once and hurled for like 10 minutes but i proved a point so it was Fine ”
  • “ am i vodka mom or wine mom ”
  • “ we’re two halves of a whole idiot ”
  • “ we finish each other’s saltiness ”
  • “ this is worse than anon hate ”
  • “ Chester Cheeto bitch the fuck. ”
  • “ the only one doing any fisting here is me ”
  • “ NOTHING TURNS ME OFF FASTER THAN SOMEONE SUCKIN ON A TOE ”
  • “ ok guys let me tell u a story ”
  • “ do i need to kinkshame this entire chat ”
  • “ WHAT IF HE GOT A GHOST BONER ”
  • “ i’d fist donald trump for you ”
  • “ oops that’s my kink ”
  • “ i cant believe i need parental supervision to use the microwave at the age of 20 ”
  • “ i have been corrupted ”
  • “ it’s okay, i have a towel, ”
  • “ i have seen some things ”