chesspawn

pianissimoe-moved asked:

quit being a useless piece of shit, aradia!
why don't you go talk to your quadrants or something?
at the very least stop sitting there and posting stupid shit because that's not getting you anywhere.

my fourth wall is bullying me everyone

someone help

pianissimoe-moved asked:

hi u v u

1. First impression: omfg how do i approach her she seems so cool
2. Truth is: she is so rad and changed my opinion of jade in general
3. How old do you look: … idk :(
4. Have you ever made me laugh: Like all the time!
5. Have you ever made me mad: … No actually! I don’t get mad easily
6. Best feature: your undying humor
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: nah man nah 
8. You’re my: jade 
9. Name in my phone: I don’t have you in my phone :’(
10. Should you post this too? YOU ALREADY DID 

pianissimoe-moved asked:

i'm getting sick of playing you as a dead girl. rejoin the world of the living, aradia!

i hate you more than anything in this damn world but i appreciate you bringing me back to the world of the living

i will remember this and some day in the future i will save your life

however you only get one